Thursday, March 03, 2005

 

Public - 9:34 PM

Same game as before... pick from the following:

a) 0-10 mins
b) 10-20 mins
c) 20-30 mins
d) 30-40 mins
e) 40-50 mins
f) 50-60 mins

How long until Tio Jaime gets pissed and turns off The Apprentice?
Poke00210 (8:59:37 PM): an all new apprentice is coming up next right here on NBC
Poke00210 (8:59:39 PM): great
Poke00210 (9:00:31 PM): whoa i almost revealed my incognito name to you
Poke00210 (9:00:47 PM): i turned on the away message and was about to message it
Poke00210 (9:00:52 PM): just to see the away message
Poke00210 (9:00:55 PM): heh
Poke00210 (9:01:04 PM): OK let's get this shitty show on the fucking road already
Poke00210 (9:01:55 PM): they did some stupid grafitti shit
Poke00210 (9:02:21 PM): net worth lost
Poke00210 (9:03:02 PM): tara was fired
Poke00210 (9:03:06 PM): not that anybody gives a fuck
Poke00210 (9:03:15 PM): and how did the black woman lose on the grafitti task?
Poke00210 (9:03:42 PM): so far, so shitty
Poke00210 (9:04:17 PM): ooh, she was jumping
Poke00210 (9:05:16 PM): shit i should put the BANZAI banners on the xanga post
Poke00210 (9:05:20 PM): i'll do it later
Poke00210 (9:05:27 PM): oh sorry
PLACE BETS NOWPoke00210 (9:05:37 PM): you should've PLACEd BETS NOW
Poke00210 (9:05:42 PM): like 5 minutes ago
Poke00210 (9:05:47 PM): oh she's pissed
Poke00210 (9:05:50 PM): hot but pissed
Poke00210 (9:06:03 PM): ooh she has nice eyes
Poke00210 (9:06:10 PM): "i was so beautiful"
Poke00210 (9:06:14 PM): waaa
Poke00210 (9:06:19 PM): dumb cunt
Poke00210 (9:06:39 PM): bleh, it's absolutely my business
Poke00210 (9:06:51 PM): she said the F-word
Poke00210 (9:07:02 PM): wow, i could be listening to D&M archives
Poke00210 (9:07:06 PM): D&M replay
Poke00210 (9:07:10 PM): i could wash dishes
Poke00210 (9:07:31 PM): looking very good for 0-10 mins
Poke00210 (9:07:35 PM): she said the f-word again
Poke00210 (9:07:46 PM): WTF, i could get that on my own D&M clips
Poke00210 (9:07:51 PM): this show is shitty
Poke00210 (9:08:01 PM): they didn't play the shitty themesong, thank God
Poke00210 (9:08:04 PM): oh no
Poke00210 (9:08:07 PM): no no no
Poke00210 (9:08:39 PM): oh shit, i thought i cauysed the shitty song to come on
Poke00210 (9:08:42 PM): no song though
Poke00210 (9:09:07 PM): nice tie
Poke00210 (9:09:09 PM): not
Poke00210 (9:09:26 PM): fillin in for george
Poke00210 (9:09:40 PM): with trump on screen he could tdo this in under 30s
Poke00210 (9:10:10 PM): they're gonna build and manage miniature golf course
Poke00210 (9:10:50 PM): well they survived the first round of Donald retardedness
Poke00210 (9:10:54 PM): i'm gonna take another dump brb
Poke00210 (9:18:28 PM): OK back
Poke00210 (9:18:36 PM): not that i've missed anything
Poke00210 (9:19:04 PM): i kinda like the curt schilling / dave coulier looking guy
Poke00210 (9:19:09 PM): and that chick looks kinda old
Poke00210 (9:19:30 PM): yeah yeah yeah marketing
Poke00210 (9:19:36 PM): 30s if you have 10-20mins
Poke00210 (9:19:56 PM): wow i really don't give a fuck about this show
Poke00210 (9:20:03 PM): i hope the martha stewart version will be better
Poke00210 (9:20:26 PM): it should since martha's renewal of her 15 minutes isn't too far from her original 15 minutes
Poke00210 (9:20:56 PM): somebody did something to somebody else
Poke00210 (9:21:01 PM): and ideally i'd give a flying fuck
Poke00210 (9:21:17 PM): nice hat retard-chick
Poke00210 (9:21:51 PM): blah blah, john needs to make that decision
Poke00210 (9:21:55 PM): yeah no shit
Poke00210 (9:22:04 PM): thanks for cueing the dramatic music
Poke00210 (9:22:25 PM): well DUMBFUCKS SHE JUST SAID YOU NEED TO MAKE THE DECISION
Poke00210 (9:22:27 PM): WTF
Poke00210 (9:22:38 PM): SHE DELEGATED YOU FUCKING RETARD
Poke00210 (9:22:49 PM): this is shitty
Poke00210 (9:22:56 PM): notlooking so good
Poke00210 (9:23:04 PM): "this is a waste of time"
Poke00210 (9:23:08 PM): no shit you cock
Poke00210 (9:23:27 PM): blah blah, you're trying to set me up as a scapegoat
Poke00210 (9:23:52 PM): wow, i'm guessing you're the lion and she's the gnat
Poke00210 (9:23:58 PM): fuck this show
Poke00210 (9:24:00 PM): i'm washing my dishes
Poke00210 (9:24:12 PM): and no, i'm not going to fire the show
Poke00210 (9:24:19 PM): FUCK YOU APPRENTICE
Poke00210 (9:24:24 PM): ooh ooh
Poke00210 (9:24:29 PM): victoria's secret commercial
Poke00210 (9:24:31 PM): iPex
Poke00210 (9:24:37 PM): too lttle, too late
Poke00210 (9:24:40 PM): FUCK YOU APPRENTICE




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