Tuesday, April 26, 2005

 

Public - 10:10 PM

didn't put this on the SHoP. i think i've diluted it quite a bit. and really, the SHoP isn't frequented by 13 year old girls. gonna stop here before i write something really bad.

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
Gilmore Girls 26 April 2005
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TioJaime858 has entered the chat room.

TioJaime858 (8:00:04 PM): oh yesh
TioJaime858 (8:00:13 PM): oh yay rory has to meet the parents
TioJaime858 (8:00:39 PM): oh great
TioJaime858 (8:00:43 PM): just where i left it
TioJaime858 (8:00:53 PM): WHY THE FUCK IS KIRK STILL THERE?
TioJaime858 (8:01:12 PM): and they were all drunk
TioJaime858 (8:01:14 PM): yay
TioJaime858 (8:01:46 PM): "house of flying daggery but with vomiting"
TioJaime858 (8:01:48 PM): great
TioJaime858 (8:01:57 PM): you fucking tool
TioJaime858 (8:02:05 PM): and why was kirk fucked up?
TioJaime858 (8:03:26 PM): ooh and the moral is that rory is every so slowly moving away from lorelai
TioJaime858 (8:03:31 PM): like we didn't see that from day one
TioJaime858 (8:03:35 PM): of the whole damn series
TioJaime858 (8:03:43 PM): and shit, i think i missed lauren graham in shorts in the opening sequence
TioJaime858 (8:03:47 PM): ooh liza weil
TioJaime858 (8:03:56 PM): she's lookin' all doe-eyed and top-heavy
TioJaime858 (8:05:13 PM): wow monster-in-law... looks extra shitty
TioJaime858 (8:05:17 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (8:05:26 PM): a starburst-ganking arab
TioJaime858 (8:05:28 PM): break
TioJaime858 (8:05:31 PM): i mean great
TioJaime858 (8:05:39 PM): that's kinda shitty
TioJaime858 (8:05:49 PM): (my spelling error)
TioJaime858 (8:05:52 PM): gonna peel my orange
TioJaime858 (8:06:32 PM): great
TioJaime858 (8:06:41 PM): johnny damon in a fucking sprint commercial
TioJaime858 (8:07:05 PM): and logan is listening to gay-tastic music
TioJaime858 (8:07:15 PM): yay she can't do this casual dating
TioJaime858 (8:07:29 PM): and now she's trying to be witty
TioJaime858 (8:07:56 PM): that was a shitty non sequitor
TioJaime858 (8:08:14 PM): ooh she's not *doing* anything
TioJaime858 (8:08:23 PM): oh she needs a taco
TioJaime858 (8:08:36 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (8:08:41 PM): second bathrobe
TioJaime858 (8:08:49 PM): it's a chick
TioJaime858 (8:08:58 PM): OH YEAH
TioJaime858 (8:09:02 PM): DUDE SHE WAS HOT
TioJaime858 (8:09:23 PM): grab her boobs
TioJaime858 (8:09:25 PM): shit
TioJaime858 (8:09:29 PM): sorry that was inappropriate
TioJaime858 (8:09:48 PM): oh yay she has a new boyfriend!
TioJaime858 (8:09:57 PM): "i think i'm gonna be an excellent boyfriend!"
TioJaime858 (8:10:07 PM): he should get his last half-hour w/that hot skirt
TioJaime858 (8:10:11 PM): oh it's doyle
TioJaime858 (8:10:14 PM): in paris's bed
TioJaime858 (8:10:16 PM): and he's dying
TioJaime858 (8:11:06 PM): when you're hot, you're hot
TioJaime858 (8:11:11 PM): when your'e not you're not
TioJaime858 (8:11:20 PM): this show is gettinga bit too convoluted now
TioJaime858 (8:11:28 PM): we haven't seen kirk in a few minutes
TioJaime858 (8:11:32 PM): we're kinda overdue now
TioJaime858 (8:11:37 PM): place bets now
TioJaime858 (8:12:00 PM): will kirk appear in the next 0-2 minutes, 2-4 minutes, 4-6 minutes, or 6+ minutes?
TioJaime858 (8:12:04 PM): PLACE BETS NOW
TioJaime858 (8:12:52 PM): PLACE BETS NOW!!!
TioJaime858 (8:13:51 PM): LOL striking GSIs
TioJaime858 (8:13:54 PM): how trite
TioJaime858 (8:14:12 PM): ooh a hot blonde named honor
TioJaime858 (8:14:16 PM): LOL sister
TioJaime858 (8:14:20 PM): ooh hi
TioJaime858 (8:14:36 PM): and she's getting married
TioJaime858 (8:15:02 PM): yay for eccentric rich people
TioJaime858 (8:15:32 PM): yay 80s reference
TioJaime858 (8:16:02 PM): ooh, do you like her enough to have a lesbian gf-sister thing?
TioJaime858 (8:17:16 PM): a mentos commercial which is going to give me nightmares now
TioJaime858 (8:19:07 PM): and now a shitty Bust a Move parody for old navy
TioJaime858 (8:19:09 PM): ooh hot blonde
TioJaime858 (8:19:50 PM): me llamo manny
TioJaime858 (8:20:32 PM): ooh yeah dead ton-ton
TioJaime858 (8:20:45 PM): i can't jax0r to nanny
TioJaime858 (8:21:06 PM): would've been funnier if they put him in a Suicide Girls tank top
TioJaime858 (8:21:27 PM): and the inevitable sookie/luke scene
TioJaime858 (8:22:08 PM): get bent sookie
TioJaime858 (8:22:48 PM): oh somebody's there
TioJaime858 (8:22:50 PM): it's rory
TioJaime858 (8:22:53 PM): no kirk?!?
TioJaime858 (8:23:06 PM): oh shit, it's been 6 mins, huh?
TioJaime858 (8:23:24 PM): OK we're @ 11 minutes now
TioJaime858 (8:23:40 PM): why is she scowling
TioJaime858 (8:23:45 PM): that made herlook really old
TioJaime858 (8:24:00 PM): rory is a shitty actress
TioJaime858 (8:24:16 PM): that was a shitty scene
TioJaime858 (8:24:42 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (8:25:03 PM): fuck you luke dude! you're fucking w/my kitchen
TioJaime858 (8:25:24 PM): ooh yeah luke getting mad
TioJaime858 (8:25:48 PM): and STFU you sookie-skank
TioJaime858 (8:25:58 PM): oh wow alexis bledel is hot
TioJaime858 (8:26:27 PM): "sick people freak me out"
TioJaime858 (8:26:31 PM): wow paris is pre-med
TioJaime858 (8:26:35 PM): would've thought pre-law
TioJaime858 (8:27:05 PM): GODDAM WHAT A NICE ASS
TioJaime858 (8:27:56 PM): i wanna spank alexis bledel
TioJaime858 (8:27:58 PM): hard
TioJaime858 (8:28:34 PM): rhinestone penis?
TioJaime858 (8:28:37 PM): wow
TioJaime858 (8:28:49 PM): yeah good thing this show is popular w/jr. hs chicks
TioJaime858 (8:29:23 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (8:30:41 PM): wow nice house
TioJaime858 (8:30:45 PM): nice rory
TioJaime858 (8:31:00 PM): i didn't know keebler still made commercials
TioJaime858 (8:31:20 PM): wow hi
TioJaime858 (8:31:26 PM): wait, that chick's eyes were different colors
TioJaime858 (8:31:31 PM): WHOA
TioJaime858 (8:31:40 PM): was that that kate something-or-other?
TioJaime858 (8:31:55 PM): oh hi baby soft mom
TioJaime858 (8:32:37 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (8:32:50 PM): smallville and jack and bobby yay
TioJaime858 (8:32:55 PM): did i mention yay?
TioJaime858 (8:33:00 PM): brb, gonna get som esjuice
TioJaime858 (8:34:47 PM): and now they're back at the inn
TioJaime858 (8:36:02 PM): eff you sookie you annoying cow
TioJaime858 (8:39:20 PM): oh and they're pissed about rory?
TioJaime858 (8:39:51 PM): what a cool little sequence
TioJaime858 (8:39:57 PM): "I'm a gilmore, do they know that?"
TioJaime858 (8:40:50 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (8:41:29 PM): richard gilmore should hire some hard pipe-hitting niggers to go over and go to wokr on the neighborhood with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch
TioJaime858 (8:41:57 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (8:42:02 PM): OK that was a good commercial
TioJaime858 (8:42:06 PM): snuggly buggly boo
TioJaime858 (8:43:21 PM): that's shitty GM
TioJaime858 (8:43:28 PM): pushing OnStar "for the kids"
TioJaime858 (8:43:29 PM): you assholes
TioJaime858 (8:43:56 PM): rest assured that there's not another gilmore girls recap w/the f-bomb or the a-hole
TioJaime858 (8:44:51 PM): cock-punch him
TioJaime858 (8:45:03 PM): fuck you jackson you cockmaster
TioJaime858 (8:45:46 PM): oh yeah huh there hasn't been a lot of lorelai in this episode
TioJaime858 (8:45:53 PM): and that was a funny sequence
TioJaime858 (8:46:01 PM): w/luke and lorelai
TioJaime858 (8:46:15 PM): "eccentric couple version of The Amazing Race"
TioJaime858 (8:47:30 PM): i'm gonna start up another room righ tnow
TioJaime858 (8:49:02 PM): and logan is upset
TioJaime858 (8:50:43 PM): oh that probably scored logan some pootie-tang points
TioJaime858 (8:50:51 PM): some rory-tang, perhaps?
TioJaime858 (8:52:05 PM): wow i guess that drunken bathroom scene was more important thani thought
TioJaime858 (8:52:10 PM): they didn't really say too much about it
TioJaime858 (8:52:50 PM): oh yay rory has a poster, "STOP THE WAR ON CHOICE"
TioJaime858 (8:52:55 PM): that's not very subtle
TioJaime858 (8:53:23 PM): yay for hollywood liberal cunts
TioJaime858 (8:53:32 PM): oh yay
TioJaime858 (8:53:50 PM): yeah duh he wasn't looking for logan
TioJaime858 (8:54:56 PM): "why the hell not?"
TioJaime858 (8:55:54 PM): oh yay rory's going to get anew job!
TioJaime858 (8:56:08 PM): Gilmore Girl's.... Jumping the Shark edition
TioJaime858 (8:56:42 PM): WHO SI THIES WEIRD CHICK W/DIFFERENT COLORED EYES
TioJaime858 (8:56:47 PM): i'll ask makiko
TioJaime858 (8:57:00 PM): fuck you you useless mastercard commercial
TioJaime858 (8:57:53 PM): no next on gilmore girls?
TioJaime858 (8:59:35 PM): i guess not
TioJaime858 has left the chat room.




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