3am Criticism of 24, Season 2, 12am - 1amYou are now in chat room “aimsucksbutt.”
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TioJaime858 (8:44:03 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime858 (8:44:12 PM): OK gonna watch the next episode of 24 season 2
TioJaime858 (8:44:17 PM): and 3am Criticize it
TioJaime858 (8:44:41 PM): for the new blog
TioJaime858 (8:44:48 PM): lemme get it set up
TioJaime858 (8:44:57 PM): and i'll be eating through the episode, so it may be sparse
TioJaime858 (8:45:07 PM): but first lemme find the next episode in sequence
TioJaime858 (8:45:48 PM): OK we're due for 12am!
TioJaime858 (8:47:09 PM): and from what i remember, jack just hit tony after jimmy predicted that the seventh commando was the shooter
TioJaime858 (8:48:03 PM): OK let's see what the DVD menus want to spoil for me...
TioJaime858 (8:48:23 PM): OK accidentally clicked on the 2am episode
TioJaime858 (8:48:27 PM): jack gets captured
TioJaime858 (8:48:33 PM): and is about to be tortured
TioJaime858 (8:48:36 PM): FUCK YOU, DVD
TioJaime858 (8:48:56 PM): 12am DVD menu has jack holding somebody @ gunpoint
TioJaime858 (8:49:02 PM): not that that is a stretch
TioJaime858 (8:49:07 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
TioJaime858 (8:49:11 PM): MICHELLE DESSLER!
TioJaime858 (8:49:16 PM): ANN-CHICK!
TioJaime858 (8:49:23 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
TioJaime858 (8:49:41 PM): KIM BAUER!
TioJaime858 (8:49:57 PM): stupid girl
TioJaime858 (8:49:59 PM): JACK BAUER
TioJaime858 (8:50:10 PM): ok the dude wants *kate* warner
TioJaime858 (8:50:25 PM): did he break tony's ankle too?
TioJaime858 (8:50:34 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 AM AND 1:00 AM
TioJaime858 (8:50:54 PM): "do you trust me?"
TioJaime858 (8:51:17 PM): how did tony break his ankle?
TioJaime858 (8:51:35 PM): uh oh, security is letting jack through
TioJaime858 (8:51:38 PM): or are they?
TioJaime858 (8:51:51 PM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (8:51:54 PM): jack on the run
TioJaime858 (8:52:28 PM): yeah tell the chick that she's Bait
TioJaime858 (8:52:36 PM): and what would he want w/the terrorist-sister?
TioJaime858 (8:52:44 PM): and not terrorist-chick herself?
TioJaime858 (8:53:01 PM): "i'm not going to lie to you. this is very very dangerous"
TioJaime858 (8:53:24 PM): yeah, and flying a cessna w/a NUCLEAR BOMB wasn't?
TioJaime858 (8:53:29 PM): sorry, "nu-cular"
TioJaime858 (8:54:04 PM): ooh ann-chick's not-as-hot nemesis ratting ann-chick out
TioJaime858 (8:54:11 PM): president and ensign ro in LA
TioJaime858 (8:54:58 PM): oh it's the vice president
TioJaime858 (8:55:24 PM): "possibility we may not go through w/the attack"
TioJaime858 (8:55:34 PM): ooh yeah cypress recording might be fake
TioJaime858 (8:56:02 PM): "too late for second thoughts"
TioJaime858 (8:56:04 PM): well duh, no shit
TioJaime858 (8:56:40 PM): so you lauched bombers, NP. just don't give them the go for weapons
TioJaime858 (8:56:46 PM): oh it's krazy kim!
TioJaime858 (8:57:21 PM): you crazy mexidude!
TioJaime858 (8:57:39 PM): he just had a pregnant wife, give him a break dude!
TioJaime858 (8:57:55 PM): you crazy mexidude
TioJaime858 (8:57:59 PM): "please don't die!"
TioJaime858 (8:58:19 PM): hmm
TioJaime858 (8:58:33 PM): so can't jack just tell tony that somebody told him the tape was a ake?
TioJaime858 (8:58:36 PM): ooh, they're being followed
TioJaime858 (8:58:44 PM): is it ann chick?
TioJaime858 (8:59:09 PM): oh it's the foreign dude
TioJaime858 (8:59:39 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (8:59:46 PM): listen to the sneaky foreigner
TioJaime858 (8:59:57 PM): he wants to help you
TioJaime858 (9:00:06 PM): ooh hi ann-chick boobs
TioJaime858 (9:00:13 PM): gonna get some milk
TioJaime858 (9:02:27 PM): OK ann-chick lied to tony and said she didn't draw away the dude
TioJaime858 (9:02:40 PM): and also that ann-nemesis wants to step to her shit
TioJaime858 (9:02:48 PM): and i missed the timestamp
TioJaime858 (9:03:18 PM): putting the mexi-wife on the phone
TioJaime858 (9:03:26 PM): no!
TioJaime858 (9:03:42 PM): ramon! mi hijo!
TioJaime858 (9:04:22 PM): oh yay, they're going to monterrey!
TioJaime858 (9:04:31 PM): and then he'll let go of KIM BAUER
TioJaime858 (9:05:09 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (9:05:17 PM): jack bauer going all jack bauer on somebody
TioJaime858 (9:05:32 PM): what was the point of bringing kate if you're just gonna leave her in the car?
TioJaime858 (9:06:18 PM): OK so jack got the drop on this dude?
TioJaime858 (9:07:03 PM): jonathan wallace, captain
TioJaime858 (9:07:12 PM): la la la
TioJaime858 (9:07:16 PM): he's the missing commando
TioJaime858 (9:07:22 PM): "you're the seventh man"
TioJaime858 (9:07:31 PM): "i was responsible for two things"
TioJaime858 (9:07:44 PM): making sure the bomb went off, planting the cypress recording
TioJaime858 (9:08:01 PM): and it's big oil
TioJaime858 (9:08:22 PM): he's about to do something w/electricity....
TioJaime858 (9:08:26 PM): electricity
TioJaime858 (9:08:34 PM): hmm
TioJaime858 (9:08:40 PM): and the sign signalled somebody
TioJaime858 (9:08:47 PM): uh oh
TioJaime858 (9:08:51 PM): that's not good
TioJaime858 (9:09:01 PM): OK and now they have kate warner
TioJaime858 (9:09:18 PM): and the foreigner knocked the dude out
TioJaime858 (9:09:47 PM): so really, who cares when he was signalled
TioJaime858 (9:10:30 PM): and it's something about the warner's company?
TioJaime858 (9:11:12 PM): and now they're bringing kate in
TioJaime858 (9:11:23 PM): 12:26:46
TioJaime858 (9:11:29 PM): 12:31:06
TioJaime858 (9:11:41 PM): oh wow, it's District
TioJaime858 (9:12:38 PM): and now chief-of-staff jack wants to talk to jack behind PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER's back
TioJaime858 (9:13:00 PM): OK chief-of-staff mike
TioJaime858 (9:13:04 PM): not mike
TioJaime858 (9:14:16 PM): i don't like the ann-nemesis
TioJaime858 (9:14:24 PM): ooh hi ann-chick
TioJaime858 (9:14:38 PM): i would like to make out w/her in front of the actual ann
TioJaime858 (9:14:42 PM): and then vice versa
TioJaime858 (9:15:44 PM): oh my ann-chick needs a jimmy-spanking
TioJaime858 (9:15:56 PM): and i think i'm just the jimmy to provide her w/said spanking
TioJaime858 (9:16:45 PM): yeah kim, it's your fault! "you pointed this gun at me"
TioJaime858 (9:16:56 PM): "you ruined my life. it's all your fault"
TioJaime858 (9:17:22 PM): OK play the dead-dad card
TioJaime858 (9:17:35 PM): nice job kim
TioJaime858 (9:17:43 PM): and for once, no, it wasn't your fault
TioJaime858 (9:18:42 PM): yeah nice job you're able to escape before trying to escape
TioJaime858 (9:18:57 PM): OK now you're fucked, mexidude
TioJaime858 (9:19:11 PM): torture him!
TioJaime858 (9:19:25 PM): nice job foreign dude!
TioJaime858 (9:19:47 PM): he's gonna approach in a sweep pattern
TioJaime858 (9:19:50 PM): well hello mr. fancypants
TioJaime858 (9:20:08 PM): 12:39:50
TioJaime858 (9:20:14 PM): 12:44:14
TioJaime858 (9:20:31 PM): i don't like ann-nemesis-cunt
TioJaime858 (9:20:50 PM): i would much rather engage ann-chick herself in heavy petting
TioJaime858 (9:21:30 PM): ooh yeah heavy petting
TioJaime858 (9:21:50 PM): ooh and now it's time for some office-CTUin
TioJaime858 (9:22:15 PM): you sneaky bitch-momma
TioJaime858 (9:24:06 PM): soldier dude gonna take kate, eventually gonna tell jack where the evidence is
TioJaime858 (9:24:52 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (9:25:10 PM): umm, what did he say in the car?
TioJaime858 (9:25:24 PM): 12:49:17
TioJaime858 (9:25:28 PM): 12:53:41
TioJaime858 (9:25:52 PM): yeah good thing you're keeping kim so close to the standoff
TioJaime858 (9:26:00 PM): who's this guy?
TioJaime858 (9:26:00 PM): it's Danny!
TioJaime858 (9:26:23 PM): ooh yeah the kids
TioJaime858 (9:26:38 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (9:26:46 PM): she's listening to the line and she was just called a bitch
TioJaime858 (9:26:52 PM): h aha
TioJaime858 (9:26:57 PM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (9:27:31 PM): just do it mexidude
TioJaime858 (9:27:48 PM): loco ramon!
TioJaime858 (9:28:04 PM): STFU kim
TioJaime858 (9:28:15 PM): whoops
TioJaime858 (9:28:30 PM): is mexidude mexidead?
TioJaime858 (9:28:45 PM): and it's the veep again
TioJaime858 (9:29:30 PM): well, wouldn't you wanna call this off if at all possible?
TioJaime858 (9:30:40 PM): OK this is where they're losign me
TioJaime858 (9:30:49 PM): how is not bombing somebody a disaster?
TioJaime858 (9:31:25 PM): ooh yeah get in the trunk kate
TioJaime858 (9:31:42 PM): ann-chick!
TioJaime858 (9:31:48 PM): mexidead!Q
TioJaime858 (9:32:09 PM): ooh yeah they're tracking kate
TioJaime858 (9:32:17 PM): and now they're shooting
TioJaime858 (9:32:24 PM): 1:00:00
TioJaime858 (9:32:32 PM): OK this was the stupidest episode this season
TioJaime858 (9:32:41 PM): we discovered nothing new, learned nothing important
TioJaime858 (9:32:59 PM): this is what's known as the Terri Gets Amnesia Episode
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# Posted by Tio Jaime @ 9:37 PM
