Monday, June 20, 2005
3am Criticism of 24 Season Two, 11pm - 12am
One more before I go to bed...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
3am criticism of 24 season 2, 11pm - 12am
ooh baby the bomb just went offYou are now in chat room “BiteMeAIM.”
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TioJaime858 (12:16:49 AM): hello dere
TioJaime858 (12:17:07 AM): and WTF, i can have Bite Me AiM as a chat room name, but not 24seas211pm?
TioJaime858 (12:17:12 AM): dumbfucks
TioJaime858 (12:17:28 AM): here we go
TioJaime858 (12:17:36 AM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
TioJaime858 (12:17:45 AM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
TioJaime858 (12:18:04 AM): TONY ALMEIDA
TioJaime858 (12:18:14 AM): that's the first time i've seen tony on the opening sequence
TioJaime858 (12:18:24 AM): i hope i've been spelling it right so far
TioJaime858 (12:18:27 AM): KIM BAUER
TioJaime858 (12:18:37 AM): !
TioJaime858 (12:18:40 AM): JACK BAUER!
TioJaime858 (12:18:56 AM): did george mason say "parachute" last episode?"
TioJaime858 (12:19:15 AM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 PM AND 12:00 AM
TioJaime858 (12:19:29 AM): wow nice graphic of the mushroom cloud
TioJaime858 (12:19:48 AM): why would there be a shadow from the mushroom cloud?
TioJaime858 (12:20:20 AM): it's pronounced nu-cular!
TioJaime858 (12:20:34 AM): well OK then!
TioJaime858 (12:20:38 AM): pep talk over!
TioJaime858 (12:20:40 AM): no more bomb!
TioJaime858 (12:20:51 AM): and yet we're still here
TioJaime858 (12:20:57 AM): i'm still 3am Criticizing
TioJaime858 (12:21:00 AM): and you're still reading
TioJaime858 (12:21:18 AM): and kim's still crying
TioJaime858 (12:21:24 AM): which is a nice respite from her fucking shit up
TioJaime858 (12:21:34 AM): jack flaring again!
TioJaime858 (12:21:53 AM): CTU chopper!
TioJaime858 (12:22:00 AM): "whose chopper is this?"
TioJaime858 (12:23:19 AM): nice job CTU
TioJaime858 (12:23:40 AM): dude, the foreign national is standing right there
TioJaime858 (12:24:55 AM): ha ha terrorist bitch-ass
TioJaime858 (12:25:07 AM): andnow ann-chick is interrogating you
TioJaime858 (12:25:08 AM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (12:25:27 AM): eh, just torture the fucker
TioJaime858 (12:25:38 AM): ooh yeah guantanamo
TioJaime858 (12:25:57 AM): hmm
TioJaime858 (12:26:08 AM): sayed ali is denying the meeting took place
TioJaime858 (12:26:30 AM): ooh hi ann-chick
TioJaime858 (12:26:35 AM): i wanna lick her face
TioJaime858 (12:26:55 AM): and now it's getting stickier
TioJaime858 (12:27:21 AM): ooh yeah audio analysizing
TioJaime858 (12:28:07 AM): black dude says there's no doubt that the recording is authentic
TioJaime858 (12:28:15 AM): ann-chick in the meeting
TioJaime858 (12:29:04 AM): ooh
TioJaime858 (12:29:13 AM): "your experience as an interrogator is limited"
TioJaime858 (12:29:47 AM): meanwhile, aboard Air Force One...
TioJaime858 (12:30:03 AM): get over it, president dude
TioJaime858 (12:30:14 AM): oh! it wasn't bauer
TioJaime858 (12:31:03 AM): and the president getting the report confirming the Cypress recordings
TioJaime858 (12:31:16 AM): yeah no shit you don't have the option of not responding
TioJaime858 (12:31:41 AM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (12:31:49 AM): emergency session of congress 11:14:07
TioJaime858 (12:31:53 AM): 11:18:18
TioJaime858 (12:32:03 AM): during which he'll ask for a formal declaration of war
TioJaime858 (12:32:06 AM): ooh ann chick
TioJaime858 (12:32:22 AM): bitch-fest?
TioJaime858 (12:33:13 AM): 8-10 weeks for full-scale invasion
TioJaime858 (12:33:17 AM): rolling start
TioJaime858 (12:33:18 AM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (12:33:32 AM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (12:33:38 AM): surgical strikes starting in 6 hours
TioJaime858 (12:34:04 AM): deputy prime minister calling for the president
TioJaime858 (12:34:14 AM): oh just invade his shit
TioJaime858 (12:35:16 AM): deputy prime minister trying to blow smoke up the POTUS's ass... la la la
TioJaime858 (12:35:22 AM): "please don't bomb our shit"
TioJaime858 (12:35:37 AM): "you'll hear from us soon"
TioJaime858 (12:35:43 AM): oh yes motherfuckers
TioJaime858 (12:35:49 AM): they're transferring sayed ali
TioJaime858 (12:35:55 AM): and here's where teh shit gets fucked up
TioJaime858 (12:36:05 AM): oh yeah, still pissed about your son?
TioJaime858 (12:36:22 AM): San Jose Sheriff's dept!
TioJaime858 (12:36:38 AM): didn't know we had a sheriff
TioJaime858 (12:36:44 AM): since it's Santa Clara County
TioJaime858 (12:36:52 AM): jack leaving CTU...
TioJaime858 (12:36:59 AM): or is he?
TioJaime858 (12:37:03 AM): making a phone call first
TioJaime858 (12:37:26 AM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (12:37:31 AM): not sure what's happening...
TioJaime858 (12:37:38 AM): ann-chick looking kinda suspicious
TioJaime858 (12:38:02 AM): ann-chick voicing concerns about recording
TioJaime858 (12:38:04 AM): ooh hi boobs
TioJaime858 (12:38:20 AM): boobs!
TioJaime858 (12:38:31 AM): i wanna make out w/ann-chick
TioJaime858 (12:38:35 AM): and ann herself
TioJaime858 (12:39:05 AM): yeah eff you terrorist
TioJaime858 (12:39:45 AM): should've killed his kids anyway
TioJaime858 (12:39:46 AM): oops
TioJaime858 (12:39:52 AM): sayed ali was shot
TioJaime858 (12:40:08 AM): 11:26:57
TioJaime858 (12:40:13 AM): 11:31:09
TioJaime858 (12:40:32 AM): hmm, this complicates things
TioJaime858 (12:40:53 AM): now jack thinks ali was telling the truth
TioJaime858 (12:41:52 AM): ooh tony getting pissy
TioJaime858 (12:42:13 AM): see, there's a reason this show isn't called The Tony Almeida Show
TioJaime858 (12:42:16 AM): it's because jack is right
TioJaime858 (12:42:22 AM): this should be good
TioJaime858 (12:42:25 AM): yeah stupid kim
TioJaime858 (12:42:29 AM): the store's closed
TioJaime858 (12:42:42 AM): you still have your gun?
TioJaime858 (12:42:56 AM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (12:43:00 AM): kim you tard
TioJaime858 (12:43:18 AM): you stupid tard of a chick
TioJaime858 (12:43:23 AM): he's gonna get shot
TioJaime858 (12:43:56 AM): 10-30k american casualties
TioJaime858 (12:44:22 AM): phone call for the president
TioJaime858 (12:44:25 AM): it's jack bauer
TioJaime858 (12:44:40 AM): but it's important enough to interrupt
TioJaime858 (12:45:43 AM): yeah sayed ali was assassinated
TioJaime858 (12:45:57 AM): blah blah blah don't wanna take military action based on erroneous information
TioJaime858 (12:46:06 AM): ha ha jab at bush ha ha
TioJaime858 (12:46:11 AM): 11:37:16
TioJaime858 (12:46:15 AM): 11:41:28
TioJaime858 (12:46:33 AM): "This is Dessler"
TioJaime858 (12:47:07 AM): Usef Auda
TioJaime858 (12:47:11 AM): not usef audi
TioJaime858 (12:47:18 AM): ooh kate warner!
TioJaime858 (12:47:30 AM): ooh yeah momma
TioJaime858 (12:47:34 AM): "it's a long story"
TioJaime858 (12:48:05 AM): agent gooker is gonna debrief her
TioJaime858 (12:48:13 AM): meanwhile, aboard Air Force One...
TioJaime858 (12:49:09 AM): "telephone conversation w/jack bauer keeps replaying in my head"
TioJaime858 (12:49:19 AM): liability-licious
TioJaime858 (12:49:29 AM): oh stop speaking so presidential
TioJaime858 (12:49:36 AM): "everyone except jack bauer"
TioJaime858 (12:49:44 AM): yeah that sounds very leader-riffic
TioJaime858 (12:50:11 AM): was mike cry8ing?
TioJaime858 (12:50:25 AM): crying
TioJaime858 (12:50:31 AM): there was a tear moving down his left cheek
TioJaime858 (12:50:57 AM): yeah fuck you foreigner
TioJaime858 (12:51:52 AM): hey, maybe the prevention of your arab country getting all blow'd up is worth something
TioJaime858 (12:52:10 AM): somebody planted evidence to frame ali
TioJaime858 (12:52:20 AM): and he's talking to jack
TioJaime858 (12:52:30 AM): meridian and moorpark!
TioJaime858 (12:52:40 AM): this dude wants marie warner
TioJaime858 (12:52:55 AM): and oh yes, it was the missing commando!
TioJaime858 (12:52:57 AM): damn i'm good
TioJaime858 (12:52:59 AM): 11:48
TioJaime858 (12:53:00 AM): something
TioJaime858 (12:53:02 AM): 11:52:30
TioJaime858 (12:53:11 AM): ooh kim yeah
TioJaime858 (12:53:25 AM): Touch it.
TioJaime858 (12:53:36 AM): uh oh
TioJaime858 (12:53:54 AM): you dumbfuck
TioJaime858 (12:54:10 AM): ooh yeah get some guns
TioJaime858 (12:54:15 AM): oh he's just calling the cops
TioJaime858 (12:54:27 AM): Soledad Canyon road off route 14!
TioJaime858 (12:54:31 AM): oh he's gonna die
TioJaime858 (12:54:48 AM): uh oh
TioJaime858 (12:55:01 AM): oh this isn't gonna end well
TioJaime858 (12:55:05 AM): NO DON'T GET YOUR GUN YOU TARD
TioJaime858 (12:55:27 AM): OH JUST SHOOT HIM
TioJaime858 (12:55:59 AM): and now he's getting bread
TioJaime858 (12:56:04 AM): kinda like that aerosmith video
TioJaime858 (12:56:13 AM): should've shot him
TioJaime858 (12:56:23 AM): "you're gonna have to trust me"
TioJaime858 (12:56:26 AM): ooh ann-chick
TioJaime858 (12:56:42 AM): WTF is he paying for it?
TioJaime858 (12:56:52 AM): yeah you're not a criminal
TioJaime858 (12:56:54 AM): you tard
TioJaime858 (12:57:16 AM): Palmdale!
TioJaime858 (12:57:22 AM): oh shit
TioJaime858 (12:57:26 AM): Ok we're fucked
TioJaime858 (12:57:33 AM): i mean *you're* fucked
TioJaime858 (12:57:39 AM): oh crazy mesxidude
TioJaime858 (12:57:41 AM): oops
TioJaime858 (12:57:56 AM): stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid kim
TioJaime858 (12:57:59 AM): STUPID KIM
TioJaime858 (12:58:03 AM): dammit
TioJaime858 (12:58:11 AM): ooh ann-chick
TioJaime858 (12:58:19 AM): need you some humpage, perhaps?
TioJaime858 (12:58:56 AM): wait, did the dude want kate or marie warner?
TioJaime858 (12:59:00 AM): maybe it was kate
TioJaime858 (12:59:09 AM): ooh janky mulatto chick
TioJaime858 (12:59:11 AM): mulatta
TioJaime858 (12:59:40 AM): thought kim was being held hostage
TioJaime858 (12:59:56 AM): ooh tony
TioJaime858 (1:00:02 AM): i mean, whoa tony
TioJaime858 (1:00:30 AM): another instance of jack not being able to tell anybody anything
TioJaime858 (1:00:34 AM): and now he just hit tony
TioJaime858 (1:00:36 AM): 12:00:00
TioJaime858 (1:00:43 AM): fucking sweet!
TioJaime858 (1:01:15 AM): yeahnice visual effects, Fuzzy Logic
TioJaime858 (1:02:00 AM): only 8 more episodes to go? maybe 7
TioJaime858 (1:02:02 AM): but it's late
TioJaime858 (1:02:06 AM): OK goodnight kids
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