Tio Jaime: Aleph One

Was gonna call this post "frottage-city!" but went with the assault rifle one instead...

Jihad Jimmy, Mininster of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of 24 season 2, 1am to 2am

You are now in chat room “aimblows.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (1:48:07 AM): hello dere TioJaime858 (1:48:42 AM): OKsound turned off on iChat TioJaime858 (1:49:19 AM): according to the Blogspot Province, we're due for 2am - 3am TioJaime858 (1:49:46 AM): and if i was feelign cooler, i'd time the episode so it actually goes from 2-3am CA time TioJaime858 (1:49:52 AM): but that's too much work TioJaime858 (1:49:56 AM): so use your fucking imagination TioJaime858 (1:50:16 AM): and nice job w/teh spoiler, DVD TioJaime858 (1:50:23 AM): it's jack shirtless and gagged TioJaime858 (1:50:25 AM): thanks TioJaime858 (1:50:37 AM): here we go! TioJaime858 (1:50:44 AM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 TioJaime858 (1:50:49 AM): TONY ALMEIDA!!! TioJaime858 (1:50:54 AM): ann-chick! TioJaime858 (1:51:13 AM): OOPS TioJaime858 (1:51:16 AM): did i miss something? TioJaime858 (1:51:58 AM): oops i did it again TioJaime858 (1:52:09 AM): we're due for 1am - 2am TioJaime858 (1:52:34 AM): OK here we go! TioJaime858 (1:52:37 AM): (again!) TioJaime858 (1:52:41 AM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 TioJaime858 (1:52:51 AM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER! TioJaime858 (1:53:09 AM): KIM BAUER!!! TioJaime858 (1:53:13 AM): and her mexidude friend TioJaime858 (1:53:20 AM): TONY ALMEIDA!!! TioJaime858 (1:53:24 AM): ann-chick! TioJaime858 (1:53:31 AM): JACK BAUER!!! TioJaime858 (1:54:01 AM): Ok dudes shooting at jack and the commando TioJaime858 (1:54:11 AM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 AM AND 2:00 AM TioJaime858 (1:54:27 AM): shooting and shit TioJaime858 (1:54:32 AM): they got one TioJaime858 (1:54:57 AM): got kate out of the trunk TioJaime858 (1:55:33 AM): funny how civilians w/handguns were able to take out commandos in elevated, protected positions with assault rifles TioJaime858 (1:55:51 AM): it was a follow-up team of commandos TioJaime858 (1:55:59 AM): oh they're using nextels! TioJaime858 (1:56:24 AM): commando dude is going nuts TioJaime858 (1:57:15 AM): oh yeah jack using the ann-chick for backup TioJaime858 (1:57:22 AM): she needs a spanking or a crotch-molesting TioJaime858 (1:57:49 AM): she's gonna see what she can do TioJaime858 (1:57:59 AM): yeah make the foreigner wait a few minutes for satellite TioJaime858 (1:58:08 AM): ooh hi dumbkim TioJaime858 (1:58:47 AM): the gun was mine! TioJaime858 (1:58:52 AM): my name is KIM BAUER TioJaime858 (1:59:03 AM): District Headwuarters TioJaime858 (1:59:12 AM): Violence Erupts in Marrietta, GA TioJaime858 (1:59:56 AM): sorried abotu something, rewinding TioJaime858 (2:00:13 AM): gonna rewind w/captions TioJaime858 (2:00:33 AM): Posse Comitatus TioJaime858 (2:00:40 AM): whatever TioJaime858 (2:00:59 AM): ooh ann-chick TioJaime858 (2:01:09 AM): ann-nemesis TioJaime858 (2:01:46 AM): for some reason i'd like to engage her in auto-erotic asphyxiation ooh yeah momma TioJaime858 (2:02:13 AM): ooh yeah ann-chick TioJaime858 (2:02:51 AM): oh yeah they're repositioning TioJaime858 (2:03:38 AM): ooh yeah ann chick TioJaime858 (2:03:58 AM): i do't like ann-nemesis TioJaime858 (2:04:07 AM): 1:10:46 TioJaime858 (2:04:11 AM): 01:15:11 TioJaime858 (2:04:47 AM): yeah, in so many words, STFU kim TioJaime858 (2:05:05 AM): ohyeahshe thinks jack's dead TioJaime858 (2:05:22 AM): yeah click on the button that says "Analyze" TioJaime858 (2:05:54 AM): ooh ann-chick TioJaime858 (2:06:02 AM): ann-chick in teh bathroom TioJaime858 (2:06:24 AM): 11 bad guys including a friendly TioJaime858 (2:06:45 AM): ooh CTU chicks TioJaime858 (2:06:54 AM): TONY ALMEIDA!!! TioJaime858 (2:07:11 AM): i'd like ann-chick to break my protocols TioJaime858 (2:07:56 AM): i wanna make out w/ann a/o ann-chick TioJaime858 (2:09:14 AM): ensign ro TioJaime858 (2:09:58 AM): civil unrest up and down the east coast TioJaime858 (2:10:16 AM): militias going all nutso TioJaime858 (2:10:57 AM): cuckoo TioJaime858 (2:11:45 AM): ooh yeah calling out the national guard TioJaime858 (2:12:01 AM): "we will not put up with racism and xenophobia" TioJaime858 (2:12:04 AM): 1:22:59 TioJaime858 (2:12:07 AM): 1:27:23 TioJaime858 (2:12:36 AM): ooh turning on the smoke TioJaime858 (2:13:16 AM): shooty-shooty! TioJaime858 (2:14:02 AM): shoot him you tard TioJaime858 (2:14:25 AM): ooh nice job momma TioJaime858 (2:15:20 AM): making a getaway TioJaime858 (2:15:25 AM): commando dude was hit TioJaime858 (2:16:48 AM): "unacceptable. I want the law enforced" TioJaime858 (2:17:33 AM): ooh hi ann-chick TioJaime858 (2:17:42 AM): and by talk, he means "make out w/jimmy" TioJaime858 (2:18:52 AM): 1:34:08 TioJaime858 (2:18:58 AM): 1:38:32 TioJaime858 (2:19:10 AM): KIM BAUER!!! TioJaime858 (2:19:32 AM): did they find her tard bf? TioJaime858 (2:20:49 AM): off the hook for everything! TioJaime858 (2:20:58 AM): except for escaping TioJaime858 (2:21:02 AM): tard TioJaime858 (2:22:02 AM): and somehow kate warner has CIA clearance through her daddy TioJaime858 (2:22:22 AM): uh oh TioJaime858 (2:23:28 AM): when TONY ALMEIDA asks you what happened, please to not be telling him "it doesn't matter" TioJaime858 (2:23:46 AM): OMG TioJaime858 (2:24:28 AM): LADY I AM THE POLICE TioJaime858 (2:24:38 AM): he's actually CTU, but eh TioJaime858 (2:25:02 AM): ooh hi kim TioJaime858 (2:25:04 AM): oh TioJaime858 (2:25:12 AM): OK she's calling the BF tard TioJaime858 (2:25:14 AM): WTF TioJaime858 (2:25:42 AM): TioJaime858 (2:26:02 AM): oh please let him be dying TioJaime858 (2:26:38 AM): yeah no shit you shouldn't have done that shit TioJaime858 (2:26:46 AM): and now he's breaking up w/KIM BAUER TioJaime858 (2:26:57 AM): WTF is this stupid shit? TioJaime858 (2:27:08 AM): TioJaime858 (2:27:09 AM): TioJaime858 (2:27:19 AM): wow that was fucking stupid TioJaime858 (2:27:24 AM): hey bite me TioJaime858 (2:27:29 AM): 1:51:20 TioJaime858 (2:27:32 AM): missed the timestamp TioJaime858 (2:27:52 AM): ann-chick TioJaime858 (2:28:28 AM): i would like to engage ann-chick in dry-humpage TioJaime858 (2:28:42 AM): and mutual masturbation TioJaime858 (2:28:45 AM): nobody reads these anyway TioJaime858 (2:29:07 AM): frottage-city! TioJaime858 (2:29:11 AM): ann-chick-boobs! TioJaime858 (2:29:58 AM): developing in marietta TioJaime858 (2:30:20 AM): national guard killed two TioJaime858 (2:30:22 AM): eh TioJaime858 (2:30:24 AM): pity TioJaime858 (2:30:32 AM): other was a young boy TioJaime858 (2:30:36 AM): middle eastern TioJaime858 (2:30:37 AM): BFD TioJaime858 (2:30:58 AM): dude, whatever the fuck ever TioJaime858 (2:31:13 AM): this is somewhat unprecedented TioJaime858 (2:31:50 AM): what w/a fictitious NUCULAR BOMB going off in the fictitious MOJAVE DESERT TioJaime858 (2:32:58 AM): ooh hi red TioJaime858 (2:34:16 AM): memory chip TioJaime858 (2:34:23 AM): with source recordings TioJaime858 (2:34:36 AM): shit TioJaime858 (2:34:41 AM): inside somewhere... TioJaime858 (2:34:49 AM): check his pooper TioJaime858 (2:35:06 AM): just start opening things TioJaime858 (2:35:17 AM): d'oh TioJaime858 (2:35:35 AM): he should get captured soon? TioJaime858 (2:35:53 AM): ann-chick TioJaime858 (2:36:39 AM): i was somewhat kidding when i said it was inside of him TioJaime858 (2:36:46 AM): 2:00:00 TioJaime858 (2:37:07 AM): good episode TioJaime858 has left the chat room.