Friday, July 01, 2005

 

JACK BAUER TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!

3am Criticism of 24 Season Two, 3am - 4am
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TioJaime858 (4:47:26 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime858 (4:47:38 PM): another episode for ye
TioJaime858 (4:47:43 PM): to finish off this DVD
TioJaime858 (4:47:46 PM): this disc
TioJaime858 (4:48:17 PM): here we go
TioJaime858 (4:48:25 PM): and the spoiler was some chick on the ground
TioJaime858 (4:48:29 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
TioJaime858 (4:48:34 PM): PRESIDENT JACK BAUER
TioJaime858 (4:48:39 PM): fuck
TioJaime858 (4:48:44 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
TioJaime858 (4:48:56 PM): MIKE NOVICK
TioJaime858 (4:49:03 PM): always thought it was Novak
TioJaime858 (4:49:13 PM): KATE WARNER!!!
TioJaime858 (4:49:28 PM): JACK BAUER!!!
TioJaime858 (4:50:02 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00 AM AND 4:00 AM
TioJaime858 (4:50:19 PM): it's pronounced nucular
TioJaime858 (4:50:31 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (4:50:35 PM): patient was shot
TioJaime858 (4:50:49 PM): you probably don't want to go around shooting people and shit
TioJaime858 (4:50:53 PM): just an idea
TioJaime858 (4:50:56 PM): just a suggestion
TioJaime858 (4:51:23 PM): heh stark pushed BAUER a little too far
TioJaime858 (4:51:28 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (4:51:46 PM): i bet that doctor's pissed
TioJaime858 (4:51:57 PM): crazy crazy North Hollywood
TioJaime858 (4:51:58 PM): go huskies
TioJaime858 (4:52:53 PM): hmm, all ammonia and no nina myers makes jack a dead CTU Agent
TioJaime858 (4:53:01 PM): nice job torture-tard
TioJaime858 (4:53:12 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (4:54:08 PM): yeah no shit it's critical that the president doesn't find out his Cabinet is being aligned against him
TioJaime858 (4:55:18 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
TioJaime858 (4:56:40 PM): ooh ensign ro getting mad
TioJaime858 (4:56:57 PM): ooh yeah ensign ro w/tools
TioJaime858 (4:56:58 PM): and shit
TioJaime858 (4:57:03 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (4:57:29 PM): ooh oops they took the chip
TioJaime858 (4:58:19 PM): crazy mob mentality
TioJaime858 (4:58:44 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (4:58:45 PM): psyche
TioJaime858 (4:58:53 PM): didn't shoot the foreigner
TioJaime858 (4:59:08 PM): hate crime licious!
TioJaime858 (4:59:46 PM): how convenient a pay phone booth within crawling distance
TioJaime858 (4:59:49 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (4:59:51 PM): 911 is busy
TioJaime858 (4:59:54 PM): poor fucker
TioJaime858 (5:00:32 PM): the doctor's gonna die
TioJaime858 (5:00:35 PM): poor fucker
TioJaime858 (5:01:40 PM): good point he's gonna kill you anyway
TioJaime858 (5:02:01 PM): and really, shouldn't one of the dudes be watching at all times?
TioJaime858 (5:02:11 PM): nice job dumb-terrorist wanna be
TioJaime858 (5:02:18 PM): 3:14:03
TioJaime858 (5:02:25 PM): 3:18:27
TioJaime858 (5:02:33 PM): ooh yeah ann-chick
TioJaime858 (5:02:41 PM): and it's Chapelle from Division
TioJaime858 (5:04:08 PM): "what i want is to do what's right"
TioJaime858 (5:04:13 PM): good call TONY ALMEIDA
TioJaime858 (5:04:35 PM): nice job ensign ro
TioJaime858 (5:04:42 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (5:04:47 PM): like nobody saw that coming
TioJaime858 (5:04:56 PM): run ensign
TioJaime858 (5:05:11 PM): boingy boingy
TioJaime858 (5:05:19 PM): uh oh
TioJaime858 (5:05:24 PM): ahh
TioJaime858 (5:05:42 PM): wow, i was totally surprised by that
TioJaime858 (5:05:50 PM): i forgot about the chick at the bottom of the stairwell
TioJaime858 (5:07:24 PM): you stupid fuck of a president
TioJaime858 (5:07:43 PM): you're asking your secret service agent and getting mad when he can't answer your dumbfuck questions?
TioJaime858 (5:07:47 PM): tard
TioJaime858 (5:08:24 PM): white dudes worrying about a military response
TioJaime858 (5:08:30 PM): is one of these bob warner?
TioJaime858 (5:10:08 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (5:10:12 PM): nice job brave doctor dude
TioJaime858 (5:10:21 PM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (5:10:28 PM): ha ha
TioJaime858 (5:10:31 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (5:11:18 PM): ooh yeah jack's back
TioJaime858 (5:11:23 PM): "peter kingsley"
TioJaime858 (5:11:35 PM): nice job not dying
TioJaime858 (5:11:37 PM): 3:27:38
TioJaime858 (5:11:42 PM): 3:32:02
TioJaime858 (5:11:48 PM): nice job not dying, you wacky doctor dude
TioJaime858 (5:12:00 PM): mike novick!
TioJaime858 (5:12:05 PM): MIKE NOVICK!!!
TioJaime858 (5:13:25 PM): uh oh he wants lynn to go over the shit now
TioJaime858 (5:13:26 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (5:14:30 PM): la la
TioJaime858 (5:14:41 PM): aww yeah jack dude
TioJaime858 (5:15:04 PM): yeah aren't you like an hour late to meet them?
TioJaime858 (5:15:17 PM): lazy-ass
TioJaime858 (5:15:21 PM): busy gettnig tortured and shit
TioJaime858 (5:15:48 PM): la la Chapelle la la
TioJaime858 (5:17:16 PM): if that was me being questioned by the president, i'd do some doo dee doo motions and roll my eyes and shit like that
TioJaime858 (5:17:22 PM): 3:37:38
TioJaime858 (5:17:25 PM): 3:42:03
TioJaime858 (5:17:34 PM): ann-cunt
TioJaime858 (5:17:39 PM): i don't like that cunt
TioJaime858 (5:17:57 PM): somewhere between encino and studio city
TioJaime858 (5:18:25 PM): la la
TioJaime858 (5:18:43 PM): did jack just take a car randomly?
TioJaime858 (5:19:23 PM): yo whattup foreigner dude!
TioJaime858 (5:19:41 PM): Usef you crazy muslim!
TioJaime858 (5:19:47 PM): Don't you go dyin' on me!
TioJaime858 (5:19:50 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (5:20:53 PM): maybe you should've told them about the spare key first
TioJaime858 (5:21:27 PM): is that the mexidude from Training Day
TioJaime858 (5:21:37 PM): neurological damage ooh yeah ensign ro
TioJaime858 (5:22:44 PM): heh, bogus
TioJaime858 (5:22:51 PM): crazy mike!
TioJaime858 (5:23:01 PM): 3:47:36
TioJaime858 (5:23:08 PM): 3:52:03
TioJaime858 (5:23:28 PM): ann-nemecunt
TioJaime858 (5:23:41 PM): STFU you cunt
TioJaime858 (5:23:50 PM): C.U.N.T.
TioJaime858 (5:24:26 PM): wow, what a cunt
TioJaime858 (5:24:29 PM): Whore City
TioJaime858 (5:25:36 PM): ooh yeah director of CTU
TioJaime858 (5:25:47 PM): nice job TONY ALMEIDA
TioJaime858 (5:27:09 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (5:27:14 PM): oops
TioJaime858 (5:27:29 PM): uh oh
TioJaime858 (5:27:40 PM): Ok and now they're tryingt okill her in her own house
TioJaime858 (5:27:54 PM): yeah JACK BAUER
TioJaime858 (5:28:14 PM): OOH YEAH IT'S JACK TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
TioJaime858 (5:28:17 PM): GET SOME
TioJaime858 (5:28:40 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (5:28:42 PM): stupid dvd
TioJaime858 (5:29:27 PM): yeah my dvd gets jumpy right at the climax
TioJaime858 (5:30:03 PM): la la gimme a minute
TioJaime858 (5:30:11 PM): see, do you get this in a shitty recap?
TioJaime858 (5:30:16 PM): no
TioJaime858 (5:31:06 PM): la la Scene Selection
TioJaime858 (5:31:28 PM): The Standoff!
TioJaime858 (5:31:49 PM): fast forwarding
TioJaime858 (5:31:56 PM): chasing kate through teh house
TioJaime858 (5:32:05 PM): gonna shoot her but oops
TioJaime858 (5:32:09 PM): JACK BAUER TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!
TioJaime858 (5:32:11 PM): GET SOME
TioJaime858 (5:32:20 PM): YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWNS!
TioJaime858 (5:32:32 PM): OH YOU'VE FUCKED W/THE WRONG CTU AGENT
TioJaime858 (5:33:05 PM): oh just shoot their shit up
TioJaime858 (5:33:20 PM): great the chip is in the hands of retards
TioJaime858 (5:33:25 PM): oh they'll be fine
TioJaime858 (5:34:18 PM): ooh treason-licious
TioJaime858 (5:34:46 PM): vice president: PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER is unfit to remain president
TioJaime858 (5:34:48 PM): 4:00:00
TioJaime858 (5:34:54 PM): good episode!
TioJaime858 (5:35:04 PM): still no KIM BAUER =(
TioJaime858 (5:35:10 PM): time for one more?
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