Tio Jaime: Aleph One

you still up for it?

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:13:16 PM): hey shit i almost forgot to mention JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:13:28 PM): this new job? allows me to go to vegas in the middle of the month JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:13:40 PM): you still up for it? SixHertz (9:14:01 PM): I'm headed to Philly for 10 days for business. I leave tonight SixHertz (9:14:13 PM): I wont know my sched until after this training. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:14:42 PM): Ok well at the least have your GF send her friends to vegas JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:14:56 PM): tell them to meet us at the craps table at NY, NY JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:15:03 PM): we'll take care of the rest SixHertz (9:16:09 PM): haha, I'll let her know

And really, SixH's presence in vegas is surprisingly optional. We can just as easily comemmorate his b-day w/o him.

And why NY, NY you ask? Their complimentary scotch whisky is The Glenlivet. Almost makes up for their shitty sportsbook and racebook.

she has big boobs.

SixHertz (9:18:47 PM): Dude, you wanna come down here for the weekend of the 16th? I get back in Friday the 15th at night. One of shiraz's GF's from Tuscon (single/available, conservative republican, blonde) will be here. SixHertz (9:19:00 PM): that entire weekend. She turns 26 in October. SixHertz (9:19:31 PM): Shiraz has been wanting to meet you. We can go to the Casinos here in the SD area. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:34 PM): you tard, that's the vegas weekend i just asked you about SixHertz (9:19:40 PM): I know JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:41 PM): whoa, you said the magic words SixHertz (9:19:42 PM): I can't go JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:19:50 PM): did somebody say casino? SixHertz (9:19:50 PM): I CAN stick around here. SixHertz (9:19:55 PM): yup JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:20:01 PM): no sorry dude SixHertz (9:20:03 PM): Her name is Tiffany. She likes to gamble too JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:20:10 PM): hey, stop it SixHertz (9:20:15 PM): (am getting this info from Shiraz while we speak) JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:20:17 PM): uncool man SixHertz (9:20:21 PM): haha SixHertz (9:20:22 PM): ok JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:20:35 PM): jimmy's looking for one more buzzword JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:20:45 PM): if you can hit it, i'll kiss vegas goodbye SixHertz (9:20:55 PM): she has big boobs. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:06 PM): ohh no thanks for playing SixHertz (9:21:15 PM): but she does. I saw them. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:24 PM): OK yes. i believe you SixHertz (9:21:34 PM): Buzzword for what? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:21:45 PM): and i also question your wisdom at commenting on your woman's friend's boobs with your woman in close proximity SixHertz (9:21:56 PM): Dude, she told me to tell you that.

Ahh, see how easily we are distracted? For a few seconds there, I was not thinking about complimentary scotch.

what's the damn buzzword, I'm sure it's involved.

JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:22:05 PM): well you hit two buzzwords so far: republican, gamble SixHertz (9:24:18 PM): There will be plenty of drinking/booze/cigar smoking here. She is a beer representative for Coors. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:25:19 PM): cigar... another buzzword, but still not the one i'm looking for JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:25:43 PM): lemme tell you man, san diego is looking almost as nice as vegas right now SixHertz (9:25:43 PM): what's the damn buzzword, I'm sure it's involved. SixHertz (9:26:42 PM): You can stay for free at my place. I have a friggin' 52" HDTV. What more do you want? SixHertz (9:26:53 PM): :D JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:27:21 PM): well thanks for playing, we're up on a break JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:27:27 PM): the secret word was "guns" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:27:34 PM): OK dude, i'm out... gonna go bowling SixHertz (9:27:36 PM): hahah SixHertz (9:27:41 PM): fine, dude. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:27:56 PM): lemme think about SD, but chances are i'll be headed to vegas JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:28:02 PM): had my heart set on that for several months now SixHertz (9:28:08 PM): I understand, dude. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:28:09 PM): w/exception of a slight setback JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:28:17 PM): what w/getting shitcanned and all

Vegas, baby, vegas. Please to be joining us for birthday celebrations on the weekend of 15-17 July 2005.

Cordially,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith