3am Criticism of 24 Season Two 6am - 7amYou are now in chat room “AIMisGoodNOT.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:09:05 PM): hello dere! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:09:30 PM): no sense in stopping now... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:09:45 PM): and dammit, i'm getting hungry JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:09:49 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:09:55 PM): DAVID PALMER JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:09:59 PM): heh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:10:07 PM): TONY ALMEIDA! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:10:11 PM): been reassigned JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:10:20 PM): KIM BAUER!!! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:10:43 PM): jack bauer JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:10:46 PM): JACK BAUER!!! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:11:19 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 6:00 AM AND 7:00 AM JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:11:32 PM): ooh yeah taking chapelle out of the equation JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:12:45 PM): rogue CTU agents! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:13:27 PM): yeah like JACK BAUER isn't gonna find you and go all JACK BAUER on your ass JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:14:34 PM): oh yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:14:35 PM): sunlight JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:14:39 PM): cool effect JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:14:57 PM): hey that was a good idea JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:15:14 PM): accupuncutre chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:15:18 PM): who's this new chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:15:53 PM): ooh yeah the chick who was supposed to get hewitt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:16:19 PM): aww yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:16:23 PM): see, you pissed JACK off JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:16:30 PM): and now he's gonna ruin your shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:16:34 PM): stupid kid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:16:41 PM): ha ha dead end JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:16:55 PM): uh oh he's got a gun JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:17:16 PM): stupid kid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:17:47 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:17:51 PM): aww JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:17:57 PM): OK he fell like 10 feet JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:18:11 PM): what is he dying? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:18:31 PM): yeah you bitch JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:19:00 PM): nice job pulling a gun on a federal agent JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:19:02 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:19:05 PM): his head's bleeding? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:19:21 PM): hmm, this could be very bad JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:19:23 PM): 6:09:43 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:19:29 PM): 6:14:08 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:19:38 PM): stupid kid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:19:46 PM): los angeles got cloudy real fast JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:20:19 PM): "had to take [Chapelle] out of play" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:20:23 PM): B node 1212 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:20:35 PM): ooh yeah ann-chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:20:53 PM): ooh hi ann-chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:20:58 PM): hi ann-nemecunt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:21:23 PM): i don't like this chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:22:31 PM): some new lawyer dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:23:06 PM): good advice JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:23:13 PM): "get him to untie your hands" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:23:26 PM): hey take her out of the equation too JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:23:42 PM): uh oh goons JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:23:44 PM): phone JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:24:52 PM): OK back to the CTU goons JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:25:04 PM): goons who think that there' s a problem JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:25:34 PM): ann-nemecunt! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:25:37 PM): don't like her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:25:40 PM): don't want to make out w/her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:26:01 PM): yeah get rid of DAVID PALMER and now you need his help JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:26:55 PM): now the lawyer is playing the history card JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:28:03 PM): yeah kick the door down JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:28:10 PM): oops, it's chapelle JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:28:24 PM): nice job stupid-ass JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:28:30 PM): you shouldn't have pulled the gun on JACK BAUER that's what's happening to you JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:29:04 PM): hmm, if that kid dies, you have just over an episode to fix this shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:29:05 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:29:15 PM): they're calling back, the chopper JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:29:19 PM): oh that's uncool JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:29:28 PM): WTF JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:29:36 PM): bogus JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:29:50 PM): phone JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:30:30 PM): OK one more episode, then dinner, then the finale JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:30:38 PM): shit, chopper is recalled JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:31:04 PM): nice that you don't give a damn about ann-chick not being able to get you a chopper, but she really couldn't 6:23:48 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:31:08 PM): 6:28:13 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:31:37 PM): wait, so did nosferatu chick die? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:31:54 PM): she's been ther efor about half an hour JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:32:13 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:32:44 PM): like i said before, you fired DAVID PALMER and now you need his help JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:32:54 PM): well, yeah he should help JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:32:57 PM): or maybe not JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:32:58 PM): [phpoe JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:33:01 PM): phon JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:33:02 PM): phone JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:33:52 PM): OK nosferatu chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:34:26 PM): and yeah, you can either save the american bomber pilots JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:34:44 PM): or sacrifice them to prevent the war JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:34:58 PM): or get vampire chick to deliver kingsley JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:35:06 PM): is he having a heart attack or something? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:35:12 PM): whoa JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:35:23 PM): "my heart stopped when kingsley's men were interrogating me" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:35:36 PM): and when people say stuff like "you wouldn't dare hurt me" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:35:42 PM): you're just asking to be hurt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:35:56 PM): ooh yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:36:06 PM): "hewitt's gonna talk to him" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:36:09 PM): heh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:36:49 PM): wait so peter kingsley is answering to somebody else? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:37:02 PM): LOL JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:37:22 PM): ann-cunt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:37:38 PM): i don't like that cunt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:38:20 PM): hewitt was able to recreate people's voices JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:40:21 PM): yeah it's as simple as finding a program on a menu JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:40:23 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:40:27 PM): they found ann-chick, JACK BAUER JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:40:50 PM): ooh ann-chick in handcuffs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:40:56 PM): i lke her boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:40:59 PM): 6:37:16 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:41:04 PM): 6:41:41 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:41:31 PM): well that's stupid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:41:48 PM): sure, sacrifice american bombers to prevent a war JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:41:58 PM): yeah you stupid JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:42:20 PM): SACRIFICE THE MEN IN THE PLANES TO PREVENT THE WAR YOU USELESS TARD JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:42:30 PM): what, kate warner is just now showing up to the matheson's house? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:42:35 PM): uh oh kim's gone JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:42:45 PM): put her back in the bubble bath JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:42:53 PM): oh is kim gonna shoot her? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:43:00 PM): ooh kim has that crazed look in her eyes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:43:34 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:43:59 PM): krazy kim! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:44:21 PM): he'd send somebody he'd just met so you could shoot her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:44:24 PM): makes for good TV JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:44:27 PM): SHOOT HER JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:44:31 PM): SHOOT HER JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:44:39 PM): DAMMIT JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:44:50 PM): KIM IS VERY VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:44:51 PM): sorry JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:44:55 PM): kim is very vulnerable right now JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:45:00 PM): i think she needs to molest me JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:45:20 PM): "hey, we're in Holding 2... we should get all kinds of naked..." JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:46:00 PM): yay for ann-chick! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:46:17 PM): yay for ann-chick molesting me! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:46:33 PM): oh yeah so DAVID PALMER talked to the turk JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:46:56 PM): la la JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:47:31 PM): 6:48:05 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:47:35 PM): 6:52:29 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:47:52 PM): oh. Kim didn't shoot kate warner JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:48:28 PM): ooh yeah elisha cuthbert JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:48:41 PM): YOUR DAD WOULD BE HAPPIER IF YOU FUCKING LISTENED TO HIM EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:49:06 PM): yeah, you both lost your mothers. yay JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:49:10 PM): thanks for making me fall asleep JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:49:48 PM): well isn't it enough to show CTU the devices used to make the recording? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:50:09 PM): what w/the ID of the dead techie... that should be evidence enough JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:51:33 PM): LA coliseum gate 18 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:51:34 PM): boo JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:51:37 PM): fuck the trojans JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:51:51 PM): weekend at hewitt's JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:51:54 PM): ooh nice boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:51:57 PM): HOLY JESUS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:52:08 PM): ooh boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:52:32 PM): you can take your shirt of JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:52:33 PM): off JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:52:37 PM): oh is he gonna kill her? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:52:41 PM): she's kinda old JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:52:43 PM): but i'm Ok w/that JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:52:46 PM): whore-earrings JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:53:20 PM): OK fell asleep there.... lemme rewind JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:53:35 PM): he's hugging the boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:53:45 PM): and now he has a knife JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:53:46 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:53:47 PM): poor boobs JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:54:38 PM): OK boobs is dead JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:54:49 PM): there was a montage JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:54:56 PM): and now jack's heart is failing and shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:55:10 PM): sweet! LA river! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:55:15 PM): 7:00:00 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:55:25 PM): not much to that episode JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:55:55 PM): if only because there's one more to go w/all the fixins JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:56:24 PM): Heather Salmon as "boobs" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:56:32 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:56:37 PM): dinner time TioJaime858 has left the chat room. |
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