Tio Jaime: Aleph One

whoa this episode was 100% KIM BAUER free!!! but they made up for the defficiency w/the ann-chick.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of 24 season 2, 2am-3am

You are now in chat room “aimsucksbutt.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (3:47:38 PM): hello dere! TioJaime858 (3:47:48 PM): having a late lunch, gonna watch 2am-3am TioJaime858 (3:48:33 PM): and for the third time, the spoiler where jack's captured TioJaime858 (3:48:46 PM): gonna be eating lunch during this episode, so this may be a bit sparse TioJaime858 (3:48:50 PM): here we go TioJaime858 (3:49:09 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 TioJaime858 (3:49:14 PM): TONY ALMEIDA!!! TioJaime858 (3:49:16 PM): ann-chick! TioJaime858 (3:49:31 PM): JACK BAUER??? TioJaime858 (3:49:35 PM): i missed it TioJaime858 (3:49:43 PM): oh no there it was TioJaime858 (3:49:46 PM): JACK BAUER TioJaime858 (3:49:54 PM): oh good thing i didn't see this part accidentally TioJaime858 (3:50:15 PM): PREISDENT DAVID PALMER TioJaime858 (3:50:44 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 AM AND 3:00 AM TioJaime858 (3:52:32 PM): 20,000 is a huge increase in casualties TioJaime858 (3:52:36 PM): stupid hollywood TioJaime858 (3:52:57 PM): tony it's jack!@ TioJaime858 (3:52:59 PM): sorry TioJaime858 (3:53:04 PM): TONY it's JACK TioJaime858 (3:53:29 PM): NORTH HOLLYWOOD!!! TioJaime858 (3:53:50 PM): yeah tony TioJaime858 (3:53:54 PM): take orders from jack and shit TioJaime858 (3:53:59 PM): uh oh TioJaime858 (3:54:03 PM): it's a transponder TioJaime858 (3:54:28 PM): and how do you know if you can disconnect a transponder like that? TioJaime858 (3:54:29 PM): wtf man TioJaime858 (3:55:10 PM): funny how tony lets these things go TioJaime858 (3:55:13 PM): "who was that?" TioJaime858 (3:55:15 PM): "no one" TioJaime858 (3:55:31 PM): and KIM BAUER from last episode TioJaime858 (3:55:42 PM): some Head of CTU he turned out to be TioJaime858 (3:56:42 PM): yeah good idea TioJaime858 (3:56:45 PM): trust the foreigner TioJaime858 (3:57:59 PM): yeah good spy work there TioJaime858 (3:58:05 PM): 2:09:08 TioJaime858 (3:58:11 PM): 2:13:20 TioJaime858 (4:00:34 PM): and now the president's calling off the attack TioJaime858 (4:01:12 PM): dude, isn't there plenty of time to call off an attack? TioJaime858 (4:01:59 PM): ensign ro TioJaime858 (4:02:05 PM): needs a spanking and a molestation TioJaime858 (4:02:14 PM): aren't the planes 3 hours away? TioJaime858 (4:03:05 PM): yeah no shit when jack gets here you wanna know if it's real TioJaime858 (4:03:09 PM): WTF kinda order is that? TioJaime858 (4:03:18 PM): TONY ALMEIDA sucks as CTU-head TioJaime858 (4:03:53 PM): now what did i say about the foreigner? TioJaime858 (4:03:55 PM): he's gonna kill her TioJaime858 (4:04:01 PM): and take the chip TioJaime858 (4:04:07 PM): Ok maybe not TioJaime858 (4:04:15 PM): but you can't trust foreigners anyway TioJaime858 (4:05:09 PM): oops TioJaime858 (4:05:17 PM): he took the tracker off the chip TioJaime858 (4:05:20 PM): oh shit TioJaime858 (4:05:29 PM): oopsthey just tazed him TioJaime858 (4:05:33 PM): tard TioJaime858 (4:05:38 PM): what kind of secret agant was that? TioJaime858 (4:05:45 PM): 2:21:05 TioJaime858 (4:05:51 PM): 2:25:17 TioJaime858 (4:06:38 PM): VP wants cabinet members present TioJaime858 (4:06:44 PM): are they going Air Force One on us? TioJaime858 (4:07:12 PM): JACK BAUER puking TioJaime858 (4:07:22 PM): hmm TioJaime858 (4:07:33 PM): looks like they're going to commit atrocities on him TioJaime858 (4:08:11 PM): OK crazy white dudes making jack puke and now they wanna talk to him TioJaime858 (4:08:49 PM): yeah the chip isn't for sale la la la TioJaime858 (4:09:54 PM): torture-suppers! TioJaime858 (4:10:17 PM): i didn't see what the liquid was TioJaime858 (4:10:21 PM): but it looks bad TioJaime858 (4:10:46 PM): yeah that was bad TioJaime858 (4:11:30 PM): it was ammonia TioJaime858 (4:11:36 PM): is this bad? TioJaime858 (4:12:04 PM): ann-chick, looking lonely TioJaime858 (4:12:16 PM): ann-nemesis looking shitty TioJaime858 (4:12:48 PM): cunt TioJaime858 (4:13:26 PM): ooh yeah bad blood TioJaime858 (4:13:33 PM): let's take some time off of fighting terrorists TioJaime858 (4:13:38 PM): and let's talk about our feelings TioJaime858 (4:13:50 PM): ann-chick's brother TioJaime858 (4:13:58 PM): what a stupid story TioJaime858 (4:14:09 PM): ann-chick's brother almost killed himself over ann-nemesis TioJaime858 (4:14:41 PM): and ann-chick's brother is here! TioJaime858 (4:14:42 PM): yay! TioJaime858 (4:15:06 PM): nice job w/CTU there tony TioJaime858 (4:15:40 PM): ooh yean ann-chick TioJaime858 (4:15:50 PM): and crazy ann-brother TioJaime858 (4:16:23 PM): OK she's earned the name ann-cunt TioJaime858 (4:16:39 PM): 2:33:59 TioJaime858 (4:16:45 PM): 2:38:11 TioJaime858 (4:17:01 PM): yeah like that ann-cunt's been standing there for 4 minutes TioJaime858 (4:17:03 PM): in real time TioJaime858 (4:18:08 PM): now i really don't like ann-cunt TioJaime858 (4:18:13 PM): ooh ann-chick is crying TioJaime858 (4:18:18 PM): i too am feeling vulnerable TioJaime858 (4:18:35 PM): that was convenient TioJaime858 (4:18:47 PM): how tony asked about ann-brother right before TioJaime858 (4:18:55 PM): oohyeah ann-chick boobs TioJaime858 (4:19:48 PM): perhaps you need to stop crying and engage in some Active Love TioJaime858 (4:20:04 PM): ooh yeah CTU-horniness TioJaime858 (4:20:09 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (4:20:14 PM): i wanna make out w/ann-chick TioJaime858 (4:20:19 PM): and who's watching them? TioJaime858 (4:20:21 PM): LOL TioJaime858 (4:20:34 PM): well duh, obviously that was gonna happen TioJaime858 (4:20:41 PM): what a waste of 10 minutes TioJaime858 (4:21:52 PM): OK that's not cool TioJaime858 (4:22:01 PM): he's gonna take a soldering iron to JACK BAUER TioJaime858 (4:22:08 PM): uncool TioJaime858 (4:22:15 PM): that's bogus TioJaime858 (4:22:54 PM): Saved by the Bell TioJaime858 (4:23:06 PM): not that phones ring with bells anymore TioJaime858 (4:24:05 PM): Section 4 of the 25th amendment TioJaime858 (4:24:18 PM): president can be removed w/majority approval of the cabinet TioJaime858 (4:25:08 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (4:25:14 PM): they're gonna take ensign ro out of the equation TioJaime858 (4:26:19 PM): blah blah blah TioJaime858 (4:26:25 PM): 2:49:04 TioJaime858 (4:26:35 PM): 2:53:17 TioJaime858 (4:26:57 PM): la la hate crimes la la TioJaime858 (4:27:08 PM): well it's fitting TioJaime858 (4:27:16 PM): umm, yeah didn't he say fifteen minutes? TioJaime858 (4:27:33 PM): whoops almost got your shit taken out of the equation TioJaime858 (4:27:58 PM): oh just shoot both of them TioJaime858 (4:28:06 PM): and see? isn't it good that we have guns and shit? TioJaime858 (4:28:12 PM): oops TioJaime858 (4:28:19 PM): that's not good TioJaime858 (4:28:26 PM): OK slap the terrorist-sister TioJaime858 (4:28:32 PM): should've just shot them TioJaime858 (4:31:24 PM): hold on phone TioJaime858 (4:35:17 PM): that was marla TioJaime858 (4:35:29 PM): back to 24 TioJaime858 (4:35:40 PM): division dude Chapelle is coming to CTU TioJaime858 (4:35:53 PM): and now TONY ALMEIDA wants ann-chick to come up to make out some more? TioJaime858 (4:35:59 PM): oh no i guess not TioJaime858 (4:36:22 PM): oohyeah you're not sorry you naughty baby TioJaime858 (4:36:32 PM): WTF why waste time like this? TioJaime858 (4:36:58 PM): TioJaime858 (4:37:39 PM): oohyeah playing the Kim Card TioJaime858 (4:38:00 PM): and ironally enough that's not synonymous w/the Tard Card TioJaime858 (4:38:58 PM): oops jack's not responding TioJaime858 (4:39:07 PM): and the foreigner is getting the crap kicked out of him TioJaime858 (4:39:24 PM): see what happens when you don't listen to jack? you dawdle and now you're being hate crimed TioJaime858 (4:39:47 PM): 3:00:00 TioJaime858 (4:40:11 PM): Ok episode except for TONY ALMEIDA and ann-chick and ann-brother and all that useless shit TioJaime858 has left the chat room.