Sunday, July 10, 2005

 

you should pistol whip the nosferatu chick

3am Criticism of 24 Season Two 5am - 6am
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JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:13:26 PM): hello dere!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:13:40 PM): gonna see if i can finish off 24 Season Two
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:14:42 PM): lemme check TJA1 to see which hour is next
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:15:58 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:16:03 PM): DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:16:09 PM): lol they took away the PRESIDENT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:16:32 PM): TONY ALMEIDA
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:16:46 PM): KIM BAUER!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:04 PM): heh, she made the SHoP
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:06 PM): JACK BAUER
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:29 PM): nosferatu chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:43 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 5:00 AM AND 6:00 PM
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:45 PM): SHIT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:53 PM): the following takes place between 5am and 6am
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:59 PM): pig-effer
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:18:37 PM): ooh yeah attackage
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:19:21 PM): ooh PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER is mad!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:19:36 PM): the ceremonial handing over of the keycodes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:20:16 PM): hi ann-chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:20:18 PM): ooh yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:21:46 PM): nice job TONY ALMEIDA for standing up to district and thie hill
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:22:29 PM): JACK BAUER, BITCH!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:22:46 PM): ex-secret service
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:22:56 PM): ha ha shouldn't have said "ex"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:23:09 PM): nosferatu-chick!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:24:09 PM): i don't like her
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:24:13 PM): she scares the crap out of me
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:24:25 PM): LOL shoot her!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:24:29 PM): aww, he didn't shoot her
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:25:21 PM): peter kingsley is an oil dude and he wants the US to go to war w/the middle east
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:25:23 PM): yay
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:25:40 PM): shoot the nerd!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:05 PM): you should pistol whip the nosferatu chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:06 PM): 5:10:20
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:14 PM): 5:14:45
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:32 PM): pistol whip him!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:53 PM): he wants a lawyer
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:57 PM): just pistol whip him
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:27:16 PM): if i was a CTU badass, I'd pistol whip civilians to get them to talk
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:27:22 PM): civvies like mrs. palmer
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:28:08 PM): jack should've shot nosferatu chick so this nerd-dude wouldn't be able to talk to her
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:00 PM): and now she's trying to strike a deal to save herself
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:08 PM): let's follow along shall we?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:19 PM): chick was mad at her husband
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:24 PM): wanted revenge
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:36 PM): kingsley's oil would be tripled by war
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:30:07 PM): only one to corroborate story is sound tech nerd
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:30:46 PM): STFU PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:31:11 PM): and now PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER is playing the jack bauer card
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:31:55 PM): blah blah blah, your best would be to help me
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:31:59 PM): gonna talk to jack bauer
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:33:17 PM): ooh yeah gloves coming off?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:33:56 PM): ha ha ann-nemesis is mad
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:34:33 PM): ann-nemesis going to confirm what ann-chick?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:34:51 PM): ann-neme-cunt
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:34:53 PM): 5:23:24
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:35:02 PM): 5:27:52
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:36:26 PM): nosferatu-chick wheeling and dealing w/the nerd
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:37:24 PM): something is afoot
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:37:39 PM): ooh ann-chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:38:21 PM): TONY ALMEIDA's been reassigned
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:38:25 PM): sending him home right now
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:38:26 PM): whoa
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:38:32 PM): what a dick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:39:13 PM): he he has a titanium
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:39:42 PM): that's great geek
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:40:34 PM): you tards
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:40:49 PM): now would be a good time to shoot mrs. palmer
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:41:09 PM): wow i'd like to make out with her
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:41:12 PM): not sure why
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:19 PM): ooh yeah she likes you
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:22 PM): should've shot her
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:29 PM): 5:34:44
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:37 PM): 5:39:11
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:48 PM): ooh KIM BAUER back at the house
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:57 PM): ooh kim yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:43:07 PM): i would like to make out w/elisha cuthbert
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:43:25 PM): nicehouse
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:43:28 PM): nice house
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:44:00 PM): yeah mr. PRESIDENT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:44:02 PM): ha
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:19 PM): whoa falling asleep here
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:27 PM): "sherri's here w/me"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:29 PM): ooh yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:41 PM): taken out of context that sounds kinda hump-licious
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:49 PM): don't trust the nosferatu chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:51 PM): no shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:46:27 PM): she agreed to stay out of the way?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:46:41 PM): i'm gonna have egg on my face if nosferatu chick turns up good
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:47:27 PM): WTF, was that the crazy dude?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:47:49 PM): ooh yeah kim
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:48:02 PM): i forget what this dude's nickname was
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:19 PM): oh he called him "Mr. President"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:35 PM): hey try asking the new guy for a phone
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:39 PM): see how far that gets you
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:45 PM): and hwy wouln't the cop come inside?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:46 PM): tard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:59 PM): uh oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:02 PM): crazy-dad has a gun
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:10 PM): and he has that wild lok in his eyes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:20 PM): and he just took something out from a lamp
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:35 PM): oh he has a passport and money and other shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:38 PM): shoot kim
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:41 PM): take her out of the equation
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:51 PM): i'd like to molest elisha cuthbert in san jose
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:51:45 PM): are they gonna pistol whip Chapelle from District?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:51:52 PM): uh oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:51:55 PM): that's not good
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:52:10 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:52:14 PM): 5:47:15
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:52:20 PM): 5:51:27
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:37 PM): uh oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:42 PM): dude he killed the cop?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:44 PM): oh that's not good
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:51 PM): oh shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:54 PM): you kim-tard
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:55:32 PM): Look out, he's nuts!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:55:55 PM): his wife wasn't that good looking
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:55:59 PM): i liked the terrorist chick better
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:09 PM): WTF?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:11 PM): stupid-kim
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:26 PM): hey take his gun
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:30 PM): what did she do?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:53 PM): rewinding
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:57:09 PM): did she hit him on the head or something?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:57:13 PM): ooh yeah kim
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:58:04 PM): maybe you should get out instead of hanging around a big, mad dude
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:58:09 PM): we know how well you did w/guns
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:58:42 PM): shoot the dad!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:59:02 PM): OH YES
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:59:07 PM): THAT WAS HOT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:59:41 PM): OH MAN AND THAT WAS HOTTER!!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:59:54 PM): DUDE I LOVE CHICKS W/GUNS
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:15 PM): wow
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:19 PM): cool man
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:32 PM): ooh yeah vampire chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:39 PM): ooh kate warner
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:42 PM): WTF?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:55 PM): stupid kate warner
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:01 PM): ooh yeah go pick up kim
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:30 PM): oops
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:40 PM): he stabbed mrs. vampire chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:48 PM): uh oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:57 PM): 6:00:00
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:02:08 PM): rad-assed episode
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:02:33 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
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