3am Criticism of 24 Season Two 5am - 6amYou are now in chat room “AIMSmellsLikePoop.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:13:26 PM): hello dere! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:13:40 PM): gonna see if i can finish off 24 Season Two JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:14:42 PM): lemme check TJA1 to see which hour is next JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:15:58 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:16:03 PM): DAVID PALMER JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:16:09 PM): lol they took away the PRESIDENT JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:16:32 PM): TONY ALMEIDA JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:16:46 PM): KIM BAUER!!! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:04 PM): heh, she made the SHoP JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:06 PM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:29 PM): nosferatu chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:43 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 5:00 AM AND 6:00 PM JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:45 PM): SHIT JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:53 PM): the following takes place between 5am and 6am JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:17:59 PM): pig-effer JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:18:37 PM): ooh yeah attackage JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:19:21 PM): ooh PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER is mad! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:19:36 PM): the ceremonial handing over of the keycodes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:20:16 PM): hi ann-chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:20:18 PM): ooh yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:21:46 PM): nice job TONY ALMEIDA for standing up to district and thie hill JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:22:29 PM): JACK BAUER, BITCH! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:22:46 PM): ex-secret service JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:22:56 PM): ha ha shouldn't have said "ex" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:23:09 PM): nosferatu-chick! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:24:09 PM): i don't like her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:24:13 PM): she scares the crap out of me JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:24:25 PM): LOL shoot her! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:24:29 PM): aww, he didn't shoot her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:25:21 PM): peter kingsley is an oil dude and he wants the US to go to war w/the middle east JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:25:23 PM): yay JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:25:40 PM): shoot the nerd! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:05 PM): you should pistol whip the nosferatu chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:06 PM): 5:10:20 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:14 PM): 5:14:45 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:32 PM): pistol whip him! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:53 PM): he wants a lawyer JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:26:57 PM): just pistol whip him JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:27:16 PM): if i was a CTU badass, I'd pistol whip civilians to get them to talk JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:27:22 PM): civvies like mrs. palmer JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:28:08 PM): jack should've shot nosferatu chick so this nerd-dude wouldn't be able to talk to her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:00 PM): and now she's trying to strike a deal to save herself JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:08 PM): let's follow along shall we? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:19 PM): chick was mad at her husband JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:24 PM): wanted revenge JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:29:36 PM): kingsley's oil would be tripled by war JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:30:07 PM): only one to corroborate story is sound tech nerd JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:30:46 PM): STFU PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:31:11 PM): and now PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER is playing the jack bauer card JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:31:55 PM): blah blah blah, your best would be to help me JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:31:59 PM): gonna talk to jack bauer JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:33:17 PM): ooh yeah gloves coming off? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:33:56 PM): ha ha ann-nemesis is mad JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:34:33 PM): ann-nemesis going to confirm what ann-chick? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:34:51 PM): ann-neme-cunt JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:34:53 PM): 5:23:24 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:35:02 PM): 5:27:52 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:36:26 PM): nosferatu-chick wheeling and dealing w/the nerd JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:37:24 PM): something is afoot JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:37:39 PM): ooh ann-chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:38:21 PM): TONY ALMEIDA's been reassigned JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:38:25 PM): sending him home right now JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:38:26 PM): whoa JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:38:32 PM): what a dick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:39:13 PM): he he has a titanium JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:39:42 PM): that's great geek JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:40:34 PM): you tards JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:40:49 PM): now would be a good time to shoot mrs. palmer JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:41:09 PM): wow i'd like to make out with her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:41:12 PM): not sure why JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:19 PM): ooh yeah she likes you JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:22 PM): should've shot her JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:29 PM): 5:34:44 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:37 PM): 5:39:11 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:48 PM): ooh KIM BAUER back at the house JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:42:57 PM): ooh kim yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:43:07 PM): i would like to make out w/elisha cuthbert JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:43:25 PM): nicehouse JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:43:28 PM): nice house JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:44:00 PM): yeah mr. PRESIDENT JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:44:02 PM): ha JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:19 PM): whoa falling asleep here JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:27 PM): "sherri's here w/me" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:29 PM): ooh yeah JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:41 PM): taken out of context that sounds kinda hump-licious JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:49 PM): don't trust the nosferatu chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:45:51 PM): no shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:46:27 PM): she agreed to stay out of the way? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:46:41 PM): i'm gonna have egg on my face if nosferatu chick turns up good JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:47:27 PM): WTF, was that the crazy dude? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:47:49 PM): ooh yeah kim JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:48:02 PM): i forget what this dude's nickname was JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:19 PM): oh he called him "Mr. President" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:35 PM): hey try asking the new guy for a phone JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:39 PM): see how far that gets you JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:45 PM): and hwy wouln't the cop come inside? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:46 PM): tard JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:49:59 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:02 PM): crazy-dad has a gun JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:10 PM): and he has that wild lok in his eyes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:20 PM): and he just took something out from a lamp JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:35 PM): oh he has a passport and money and other shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:38 PM): shoot kim JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:41 PM): take her out of the equation JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:50:51 PM): i'd like to molest elisha cuthbert in san jose JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:51:45 PM): are they gonna pistol whip Chapelle from District? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:51:52 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:51:55 PM): that's not good JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:52:10 PM): heh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:52:14 PM): 5:47:15 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:52:20 PM): 5:51:27 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:37 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:42 PM): dude he killed the cop? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:44 PM): oh that's not good JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:51 PM): oh shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:54:54 PM): you kim-tard JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:55:32 PM): Look out, he's nuts! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:55:55 PM): his wife wasn't that good looking JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:55:59 PM): i liked the terrorist chick better JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:09 PM): WTF? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:11 PM): stupid-kim JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:26 PM): hey take his gun JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:30 PM): what did she do? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:56:53 PM): rewinding JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:57:09 PM): did she hit him on the head or something? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:57:13 PM): ooh yeah kim JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:58:04 PM): maybe you should get out instead of hanging around a big, mad dude JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:58:09 PM): we know how well you did w/guns JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:58:42 PM): shoot the dad! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:59:02 PM): OH YES JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:59:07 PM): THAT WAS HOT JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:59:41 PM): OH MAN AND THAT WAS HOTTER!!!! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (5:59:54 PM): DUDE I LOVE CHICKS W/GUNS JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:15 PM): wow JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:19 PM): cool man JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:32 PM): ooh yeah vampire chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:39 PM): ooh kate warner JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:42 PM): WTF? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:00:55 PM): stupid kate warner JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:01 PM): ooh yeah go pick up kim JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:30 PM): oops JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:40 PM): he stabbed mrs. vampire chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:48 PM): uh oh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:01:57 PM): 6:00:00 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:02:08 PM): rad-assed episode JihadJimmyMWCCDF (6:02:33 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJaime858 has left the chat room. |
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