Monday, October 24, 2005
BUTTERFACE! & but the Apprentice? what a pile of shit & well fuck, I'd be embarassed to be Iraqi too
It finally happened. Have relegated these shitty shows to Tio Jaime: Aleph One. Partially because these shows suck, but also because I wanted to keep other SHoP posts up at the top.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Craptacular Wednes-dee Night 3am Criticism Triple-header: E-Ring, The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, OVER * THERE |
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| You are now in chat room "WednesdeeNightTVSucks." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (7:50:37 PM): hello dere TioJ (7:50:54 PM): gotta poo before E-Ring TioJ (7:59:30 PM): OK we are now at DUMPCON 5 TioJ (8:00:24 PM): The security of the Nation depends on the men and women blah blah blah TioJ (8:01:48 PM): some rapage, two dudes stopped it, reporter lists as two US marines attack 14 year old girl TioJ (8:01:53 PM): BUTTERFACE! TioJ (8:02:12 PM): how hard would it have been to choose a non-janky chick to play benjamin bratt's GF? TioJ (8:03:28 PM): and now the surinamians are pissed TioJ (8:04:58 PM): E•RING TioJ (8:08:36 PM): i'm here, just working out in the background TioJ (8:08:40 PM): so far, this episode seems mediocre TioJ (8:08:56 PM): heh, one of the marines is from just outside of San Francisco TioJ (8:18:45 PM): OK dammit one of the strippers called, and so i've missed all of the show thus far TioJ (8:20:32 PM): oh, and it was this stripper too TioJ (8:20:35 PM): shit TioJ (8:22:14 PM): FUCK YOU MR. SIX TioJ (8:36:33 PM): OK i was waiting for the marine brotherhood to come up... and here it is! TioJ (8:41:30 PM): hmm, Apprentice or Halo? TioJ (8:41:49 PM): i'm two episodes in the hole, so i don't know what's happening TioJ (8:41:55 PM): oh, and nor do I care, btw TioJ (8:42:12 PM): even in spite of my Martha Stewart fixation TioJ (8:42:22 PM): and apparently my Alexandra Stewart fixation too TioJ (8:51:05 PM): "I want those Marines home, and w/o casualties" TioJ (8:51:29 PM): see, that's what happens when you inject "politician" into "soldier" TioJ (9:04:54 PM): looks like Martha fired the one chick on the Apprentice with whom I wanted to have The Sex TioJ (9:05:01 PM): gonna shower TioJ (9:10:40 PM): wow that's shitty TioJ (9:10:54 PM): break up the good team, just to accomodate the weak links? TioJ (9:11:01 PM): that's not very business savvy TioJ (9:24:32 PM): Ok gonna shower now TioJ (9:24:33 PM): brb TioJ (9:26:58 PM): oh Christ... FUCK the "Donald" TioJ (9:27:47 PM): OK seriously, brb TioJ (9:28:45 PM): I hate that dumb motherfucker TioJ (9:30:24 PM): how is that dumbfuck still there? i come back after two episodes and they haven't even managed to get rid of him? TioJ (9:30:27 PM): what a useless team TioJ (9:32:47 PM): you stupid asian chick. a real leader would've pulled him TioJ (9:47:39 PM): OK Tio Jaime's back TioJ (9:48:03 PM): and i think i finished my shower in time for the Second Shittiest 10 minutes on TV today! TioJ (9:48:22 PM): the Conference room of Martha's Apprentice TioJ (9:49:08 PM): the shittiest ten minutes is the Boardroom of the original Apprentice TioJ (9:51:21 PM): dumbass TioJ (9:51:26 PM): yeah, piss off the cigar-guy TioJ (9:51:29 PM): and there's the cigar TioJ (9:53:40 PM): this is so shitty TioJ (9:54:12 PM): let the contestants duke it out verbally? TioJ (9:54:16 PM): how shitty TioJ (9:54:30 PM): on TAR, the teams eliminate themselves TioJ (9:54:44 PM): from what i remember of Survivor, they speak into a camera? TioJ (9:55:45 PM): but the Apprentice? what a pile of shit TioJ (9:56:11 PM): dumbfuck just STFU TioJ (10:00:30 PM): fired the asian chick TioJ (10:00:42 PM): season finale of OVER * THERE? TioJ (10:00:49 PM): ooh nicky aycox TioJ (10:03:24 PM): nice job Dimfuck TioJ (10:05:37 PM): LOL TioJ (10:05:40 PM): OK that was funny TioJ (10:05:42 PM): OVER * THERE TioJ (10:08:42 PM): Romolo! TioJ (10:15:58 PM): oh the hybrid synergy drive is it? TioJ (10:16:29 PM): is this the same one that gets an area per gallon? TioJ (10:16:41 PM): m2pg, right? TioJ (10:21:45 PM): IT'S NOT OK TioJ (10:23:12 PM): "that sound like prejudice to you Dim? Am I not being politically correct?" TioJ (10:23:33 PM): yeah take that Cornell TioJ (10:24:35 PM): well fuck, I'd be embarassed to be Iraqi too TioJ (10:24:55 PM): fuck you Dim TioJ (10:26:04 PM): ooh cute hair on Mrs. B TioJ (10:28:57 PM): ooh, Prison Break marathon! TioJ (10:51:26 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJ (10:52:14 PM): whoa romolo TioJ (10:53:17 PM): oh bogus TioJ (10:53:32 PM): the hot chick's husband is dead TioJ (10:53:45 PM): perfect time for a shitty theme song! TioJ (10:59:05 PM): oh next wednesday is the season finale TioJ has left the chat room. |
