Monday, October 24, 2005

 

so you're saying that dr. ellen is mulatto? & hey, that was a mariners jacket!

Wow, another 3am Criticism sent down from the majors. It's only a matter of time before TAR:Shitty Family Edition makes its TJ:A1 debut...

And for those of you just joining, Grey's Anatomy is grossly inaccurate along racial lines. Three black doctors (herein, blackt0rs) and buttloads of black nurses and orderlies, but no indian doctors, no filipino nurses? Just some Horse-Faced Asian? What a pile of crap.

You wanna live in a world where a ton of blackt0rs isn't a fantasy? Try listening to this guy every once in a while...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Doubleheader 3am Criticism of Last Week's Grey's Anatomy and Last Night's Grey's Anatomy. Hard to tell which one sucked more...
You are now in chat room "GreysAnatomyCatchUp."
TioJ has entered the chat room.
TioJ (8:57:09 PM): hello dere
TioJ (8:57:37 PM): so with one episode on tape for right now, and then the broadcast of tonight's, we should be caught up...
TioJ (8:57:58 PM): although no telling when this'll get posted, as I was planning on letting other posts stay at the top of the SHoP for now...
TioJ (9:02:13 PM): and i rewound a bit too much and here's where Dawn gets eliminated from martha's apprentice
TioJ (9:02:20 PM): dawn.... the one i want to have sex with
TioJ (9:02:21 PM): ooh yeah
TioJ (9:03:17 PM): here we go
TioJ (9:03:31 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (9:03:57 PM): The Emerald City Bar!
TioJ (9:04:05 PM): oh great
TioJ (9:04:18 PM): now they shot the dr. izzie/frat cockt0r wad
TioJ (9:05:24 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (9:05:44 PM): blackt0r 1!
TioJ (9:06:00 PM): and since when did frat cockt0r get assigned to blackt0r 1?
TioJ (9:06:55 PM): HFA out and about
TioJ (9:07:13 PM): ooh HFA panties
TioJ (9:07:32 PM): HFA-mom!
TioJ (9:08:15 PM): wow HFA has a big nose
TioJ (9:08:23 PM): even bigger than what jimmy likes
TioJ (9:09:01 PM): WTF, haven't we relaxed the patrick dempsey yet?
TioJ (9:09:40 PM): "stop being an adulterous bitch"
TioJ (9:10:52 PM): yay for shittyopening credits!
TioJ (9:11:09 PM): __________
TioJ (9:11:14 PM): GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (9:11:18 PM): __________
TioJ (9:11:56 PM): port of seattle!
TioJ (9:11:59 PM): alaskan way?
TioJ (9:12:03 PM): blakct0r 2
TioJ (9:13:40 PM): just when i thought this show couldn't get any more annoying, they introduce a asian mother
TioJ (9:13:52 PM): dr izzie is retarded
TioJ (9:17:32 PM): black orderly?
TioJ (9:17:58 PM): this is shit
TioJ (9:18:44 PM): like you can find four black people in a hospital like that
TioJ (9:18:50 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJ (9:19:02 PM): and now dr. ellen's mom thinks that george is her intern
TioJ (9:19:51 PM): nice job interns
TioJ (9:20:18 PM): this show sucks
TioJ (9:24:40 PM): blackt0r 1 is talking sass
TioJ (9:24:56 PM): blackt0r 2
TioJ (9:26:24 PM): blah blah blah mcdreamy
TioJ (9:27:19 PM): dr ellen's mom out and about
TioJ (9:28:05 PM): talk to your kid and tell him IT'S NOT OK
TioJ (9:31:44 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJ (9:35:11 PM): blackt0r 2
TioJ (9:35:26 PM): frat cockt0r
TioJ (9:35:47 PM): ha ha "you shot me"
TioJ (9:36:03 PM): gonna get some more milk
TioJ (9:36:16 PM): blah blah bblah more relationship shit
TioJ (9:38:55 PM): stupid black orderly
TioJ (9:39:09 PM): NO YOU DI-IN'T
TioJ (9:39:34 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJ (9:39:37 PM): and blackt0r 2
TioJ (9:40:36 PM): whoa
TioJ (9:40:47 PM): so you're saying that dr. ellen is mulatto?
TioJ (9:43:41 PM): blackt0r 1 is human?
TioJ (9:43:59 PM): so far blackt0r 1 is the only one who doesn't suck in this season
TioJ (9:48:42 PM): fuckin HFA
TioJ (9:48:48 PM): what a shitty episode
TioJ (9:48:51 PM): blackt0r 3
TioJ (9:50:33 PM): wow this is shitty
TioJ (9:50:38 PM): what a stupid ending
TioJ (9:53:43 PM): ooh hi dr. izzie
TioJ (9:53:47 PM): wow nice boobs
TioJ (9:53:50 PM): what a stupid woman
TioJ (9:54:10 PM): she's going out w/the same guy who posted underwear pictures of her all over the hospital
TioJ (9:55:18 PM): and the "next grey's anatomy" looks uber-annoying
TioJ (9:55:34 PM): sucks that we're gonna watch it in a couple of minutes
TioJ (9:58:39 PM):
and WTF is wrong w/marcia cross's neck?
TioJ (9:58:42 PM): damn that's ugly
TioJ (9:58:45 PM): these chicks are old
TioJ (10:01:03 PM):
TioJ (10:01:09 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (10:02:15 PM): he treated her like crap the entire night... what a stupid dumbfuck cunt of a woman
TioJ (10:03:21 PM): seriously, this show sucks
TioJ (10:03:30 PM): ooh izzie boobs
TioJ (10:04:38 PM): porn
TioJ (10:05:35 PM): shitty opening credits time!
TioJ (10:05:47 PM): ________________
TioJ (10:05:53 PM): GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (10:06:02 PM): ________________
TioJ (10:07:13 PM): BLACKT0R 3
TioJ (10:08:22 PM): yeah she's not gonna be the woman to begs him to want her
TioJ (10:09:05 PM): ooh cute asian
TioJ (10:09:18 PM): ooh HAWT asian
TioJ (10:10:49 PM): yay for white people?
TioJ (10:11:11 PM): blackt0r 2
TioJ (10:12:25 PM): blackt0r 1
TioJ (10:12:33 PM): another black dude
TioJ (10:16:07 PM): oh, TERI BAUER is on CinC?
TioJ (10:16:26 PM): "i hate alex"
TioJ (10:16:29 PM): what a dumb cunt
TioJ (10:16:34 PM): a hot cunt, yes, but very dumb
TioJ (10:17:40 PM): w/o my porn!
TioJ (10:17:52 PM): HFA
TioJ (10:17:57 PM): I NEED MY PORN!
TioJ (10:18:48 PM): wow all three blackt0rsin front of the elevator
TioJ (10:19:23 PM): "white girl cultural divide"
TioJ (10:19:25 PM): went to UW
TioJ (10:22:52 PM): ellen degeneres sounded hot
TioJ (10:25:05 PM): was that monica potter?
TioJ (10:27:24 PM): blackt0r 1 and blackt0r 3
TioJ (10:28:59 PM): "porn actually sedated you"
TioJ (10:29:04 PM): how retarded
TioJ (10:30:06 PM): yeah you suck frat cockt0r
TioJ (10:31:03 PM): heh
TioJ (10:31:09 PM): just don't cut into the lung or heart
TioJ (10:35:09 PM): getting poo shivers
TioJ (10:35:21 PM): i'm going to DUMPCON 2
TioJ (10:40:04 PM): shit i missed it
TioJ (10:40:34 PM): the space needle near the hospital
TioJ (10:50:43 PM): maddison shepherd looks like a man
TioJ (10:51:35 PM): blah blah blah
TioJ (10:51:37 PM): what a shitty show
TioJ (10:51:46 PM): "so pick me. choose me. love me"
TioJ (10:51:51 PM): what a weak-assed woman
TioJ (10:52:36 PM): WTF? Cindy Sheehan comes to the bay area calling for civil disobedience?
TioJ (10:52:40 PM): you dumb cunt
TioJ (10:52:46 PM): you want a fight? you got it
TioJ (10:54:00 PM): only in the Liberal bay area does cindy sheehan still get airtime
TioJ (10:54:15 PM): and fuck us all, your SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime lives in this very bay area
TioJ (10:54:21 PM): so you get to read all about it
TioJ (10:56:03 PM): he didn't even know she was married?
TioJ (10:57:21 PM): OK, we're a couple, whatever, don't make a big deal about it
TioJ (10:57:23 PM): how shitty
TioJ (10:58:12 PM): "Besides, I touched a heart today. Porny."
TioJ (10:58:19 PM): hey, that was a mariners jacket!
TioJ (10:59:08 PM): shitty episode
TioJ (10:59:13 PM): ______________
TioJ (10:59:15 PM): GREY'S ANATOMY
TioJ (10:59:22 PM): ______________
TioJ (10:59:48 PM): wow a "not-to-be-missed" Grey's Anatomy
TioJ (10:59:54 PM): whatever the fuck ever
TioJ has left the chat room.

Was gonna go w/the post title using "Besides, I touched a heart today. Porny." but I liked the Mariners one better...

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