Wednesday, November 30, 2005
g-sisters still fucking around w/a trailer on a highway
Draft from last night! 29 November 2005, 2201hrs.
And I think this is the first TAR post whose title didn't reference the little Gaghan shits.
Tio J
And I think this is the first TAR post whose title didn't reference the little Gaghan shits.
Tio J
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| You are now in chat room "YayIM." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:54:57 PM): hello dere! TioJ (8:55:16 PM): five minutes until TAR TioJ (8:59:15 PM): and i had two-and-a-half minutes left of D&M TioJ (8:59:28 PM): i'll get it on the commercial break TioJ (9:00:06 PM): TioJ (9:00:07 PM): here we go TioJ (9:00:13 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE TioJ (9:00:39 PM): Bart the Grizzly Bear! TioJ (9:01:17 PM): Non-Elimination Leg! TioJ (9:01:27 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:01:33 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING TioJ (9:01:40 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:01:44 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZIGN RACE TioJ (9:01:49 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:01:55 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:02:02 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING! TioJ (9:02:21 PM): commercial... time for D&M TioJ (9:04:54 PM): OK another minute left in D&M TioJ (9:04:55 PM): this is Salt Lake City, UT TioJ (9:05:05 PM): ninth pit stop! TioJ (9:05:13 PM): weavers last, not eliminated TioJ (9:05:36 PM): Linz family first to depart 12:46 am TioJ (9:05:50 PM): drive to park city HS TioJ (9:06:21 PM): bransen daughters 2nd to depart 1:23? 1:27? TioJ (9:06:33 PM): whoa, that bransen daughter is kinda butterfacey TioJ (9:06:41 PM): g-sisters 3rd to depart 1:30 am TioJ (9:07:19 PM): wow a high school TioJ (9:08:05 PM): and wow the linz kids are annoying TioJ (9:08:15 PM): i want to be molested by megan, but they're still annoying TioJ (9:08:45 PM): weavers last to depart 5:02 am TioJ (9:08:54 PM): holy shit, that's like 3-and-a-half hours delay TioJ (9:10:02 PM): ha ha bottleneck TioJ (9:10:33 PM): OK that's annoying.... stupid widow weaver TioJ (9:14:34 PM): drive 14 miles to Heber Valley Railway TioJ (9:16:15 PM): OK enough with the annoying screaming already TioJ (9:19:16 PM): STFU and get out of the damn balloon TioJ (9:19:47 PM): Detour: Spike it or Steam it TioJ (9:19:58 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons TioJ (9:21:32 PM): wow you're annoying but i wanna hump you TioJ (9:21:37 PM): what's "steam it?" TioJ (9:21:40 PM): i kinda missed that part TioJ (9:24:43 PM): good hustle, Weavers TioJ (9:24:56 PM): Linz in first TioJ (9:25:07 PM): travel 148 miles to Bonneville Salt Flats TioJ (9:25:45 PM): wow megan linz was totallyh worthless TioJ (9:25:50 PM): bransen daughters in second TioJ (9:26:07 PM): nice job weavers TioJ (9:26:51 PM): weavers in 3rd! TioJ (9:27:23 PM): ooh g-sister panties! TioJ (9:27:34 PM): STFU! TioJ (9:27:42 PM): i want to bang the younger ones, but please STFU TioJ (9:27:46 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS!!! TioJ (9:29:54 PM): was that asian on asian snogging in the K-mart commercial? TioJ (9:34:33 PM): bransen daughters first at campsite TioJ (9:34:39 PM): weavers 2nd at campsite TioJ (9:34:46 PM): wow, WTF happened to the linz kids? TioJ (9:35:32 PM): ha ha production error drained the battery TioJ (9:38:19 PM): in this family edition of TAR, roadblocks sometimes by two family members TioJ (9:40:14 PM): travel 100+ miles to yellowstone and see Old Faithful TioJ (9:41:33 PM): heh, chicks with trailers TioJ (9:46:53 PM): g-sisters still fucking around w/a trailer on a highway TioJ (9:47:10 PM): "cause you're a retard!" TioJ (9:47:51 PM): wow, nice job weavers TioJ (9:48:28 PM): crazy horse shit! TioJ (9:49:40 PM): linzes in last TioJ (9:51:28 PM): "it would be disappointing to lose because a team caught up" TioJ (9:51:34 PM): HOW THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU LOSE IN A RACE? TioJ (9:52:52 PM): drive south and find something TioJ (9:53:06 PM): ooh hi tricia g-sister TioJ (9:56:12 PM): weavers? g-sisters TioJ (9:56:20 PM): oops i mean g-sisters TioJ (9:56:38 PM): g-sisters, first... weavers second... not the pit stop TioJ (9:56:44 PM): yeah no shit TO BE CONTINUED TioJ (9:56:53 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJ (9:59:33 PM): on the next episode of TAR... TioJ (9:59:39 PM): weavers get pulled over TioJ (9:59:42 PM): what a shitty episode TioJ has left the chat room. |
