Wednesday, November 30, 2005

 

note to visitors: journalism isn't a real job

Draft from 06 September 2005 2157hrs

3am Criticism of Gilmore Girls
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TioJ has entered the chat room.

TioJ (8:56:20 PM): hello dere
TioJ (8:56:32 PM): drinking a nice tall GDF
TioJ (8:56:40 PM): gonna 3amC gilmore girls
TioJ (8:56:52 PM): giants just took the lead on the go-ahead suicide squeeze
TioJ (8:57:34 PM): and in AL west action...
TioJ (8:57:49 PM): M's up 3-2 over the a's in the T8
TioJ (8:58:08 PM): but now it's time for gilmore girls
TioJ (8:59:42 PM): Supernatural premieres next week
TioJ (9:00:01 PM): oh
TioJ (9:00:13 PM): advertising the season premeire of GG
TioJ (9:00:28 PM): apparently the episode i'm watching ends in lorelai proposing to luke
TioJ (9:02:00 PM): fucking rich pricks
TioJ (9:02:42 PM): mmm... lauren graham
TioJ (9:03:27 PM): ooh liza weil
TioJ (9:06:29 PM): wow
TioJ (9:06:52 PM): last time i watched gilmore girls, I had a job w/Underground
TioJ (9:07:53 PM): oh great
TioJ (9:07:56 PM): FUCK YOU TAYLOR
TioJ (9:08:05 PM): STFU TAYLOR
TioJ (9:08:44 PM): STFU KIRK
TioJ (9:12:09 PM): oh waaa you have to go find a real job
TioJ (9:12:27 PM): note to visitors: journalism isn't a real job
TioJ (9:13:55 PM): i miss devon
TioJ (9:15:40 PM): devon wasn't in
TioJ (9:15:49 PM): (just tried to call her)
TioJ (9:18:43 PM): hey fuck you troubadour
TioJ (9:26:28 PM): wow this lane thing is annoying
TioJ (9:27:09 PM): annoying storyline
TioJ (9:35:17 PM): and back to the shitty lane storyline
TioJ (9:38:02 PM): go to stanfurd
TioJ (9:39:00 PM): yeah fuck you bikers
TioJ (9:41:16 PM): and now emily's pissed
TioJ (9:42:49 PM): aww yeah triple-teaming rory
TioJ (9:43:28 PM): shit giants-dodgers tied 2-2 in ninth
TioJ (9:43:43 PM): mariners finished, not sure of the score
TioJ (9:51:06 PM): wow i didn't think the lane storyline could get any shittier
TioJ (9:51:36 PM): holy shit, Lorelai Kleavage
TioJ (9:52:01 PM): ooh yeah
TioJ (9:52:03 PM): zoom out
TioJ (9:52:05 PM): zoom out
TioJ (9:52:22 PM): goddamit what a dress
TioJ (9:52:45 PM): this is the best season finale ever!
TioJ (9:53:47 PM): ooh and now her arms are crossed
TioJ (9:53:56 PM): am i supposed to be sad right now?
TioJ (9:54:10 PM): because this was the best Gilmore Girls I've ever seen
TioJ (9:55:01 PM): wow fuck you TAYLOR and KIRK
TioJ (9:55:12 PM): "RORY dropped out of Yale"
TioJ (9:55:18 PM): hey
TioJ (9:55:23 PM): magic dress again!
TioJ (9:56:30 PM): blah blah blah "luke will you marry me"
TioJ (9:56:31 PM): "what"
TioJ (9:57:11 PM): hmm, season premiere next week
TioJ (9:57:17 PM): maybe will see you then
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