Wednesday, November 30, 2005
would've been cool if Bart had mauled the little Gaghan shits
Draft from 28 November 2005, 2205hrs. Almost done!
Making its debut on TJ:A1 is The Amazing Race: Family Edition! Partially because this season sucks giant butt, but also because I think i had a post which I didn't want to knock off the top of the SHoP...
Tio J
Making its debut on TJ:A1 is The Amazing Race: Family Edition! Partially because this season sucks giant butt, but also because I think i had a post which I didn't want to knock off the top of the SHoP...
Tio J
| Oh look, it's TAR: Shitty Family Edition finally relegated to TJ:A1! |
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| You are now in chat room "TARPooptacularEdition." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:56:53 PM): hello dere! TioJ (8:57:26 PM): taped last week's TAR TioJ (8:57:33 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON THE AMAZING RACE TioJ (8:58:25 PM): G-SISTERS TEAM #1 TioJ (8:58:38 PM): bransen daughters last TioJ (8:58:49 PM): oh yeah, two hour episode TioJ (9:18:59 PM): sorry TioJ (9:19:03 PM): Pittsburgh was calling TioJ (9:19:08 PM): check the timestamps TioJ (9:19:27 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:19:32 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING TioJ (9:19:39 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:19:44 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:19:49 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:19:54 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZING RACE TioJ (9:19:57 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:20:00 PM): A MAZE ING AMAZING TioJ (9:20:54 PM): This is Lake Powell Arizona TioJ (9:21:23 PM): G-Sisters first to depart 5:45 AM TioJ (9:21:35 PM): teams must now drive 136 miles to Monument Valley, UT TioJ (9:21:46 PM): find John Ford's Point TioJ (9:22:03 PM): i like the two younger g-sisters TioJ (9:22:22 PM): yeah let chicks drive campers TioJ (9:22:33 PM): Linzes 2nd to depart 5:45AM TioJ (9:23:14 PM): Weavers 3rd to depart 6:06am TioJ (9:24:29 PM): downloading some Juman in the background right now TioJ (9:24:37 PM): Bransens last to depart 6:27am TioJ (9:26:30 PM): you stupid chicks TioJ (9:28:27 PM): choose two family members to ride helicopter to elephant butte TioJ (9:30:24 PM): teams must now travel 180 miles to Moab UT to gemini bridges TioJ (9:34:22 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons TioJ (9:34:27 PM): ride down or drop down TioJ (9:34:38 PM): oh drop down, motherfuckers TioJ (9:35:57 PM): linzes drop down, weavers ride down TioJ (9:39:03 PM): teams must now drive to green river state park in UT TioJ (9:40:05 PM): something about a production error dropping the g-sisters in to last place? TioJ (9:41:39 PM): so how'd they get back up? TioJ (9:41:56 PM): oh the g-sisters will be there a while, huh? TioJ (9:42:03 PM): luckily they'll bottleneck TioJ (9:44:43 PM): linzes first to depart 7:00 TioJ (9:45:04 PM): travel 20 miles to Heber, UT and find Bart the trained grizzly bear TioJ (9:45:10 PM): Weavers 2nd to depart 7:15 TioJ (9:45:34 PM): Bransen daughters 3rd to depart 7:30 TioJ (9:45:39 PM): g-sisters last to depart 7:45 TioJ (9:45:51 PM): Heber City TioJ (9:46:20 PM): Krispy Kreme in Heber City, UT! TioJ (9:46:58 PM): travel 22 miles to Park City UT TioJ (9:47:10 PM): wow i want a trained grizzly bear TioJ (9:48:10 PM): would've been cool if Bart had mauled the little Gaghan shits TioJ (9:48:12 PM): FUCK YOU GAGHANS TioJ (9:50:29 PM): second of only two Yields TioJ (9:50:55 PM): you dumbasses TioJ (9:51:08 PM): should've yielded the last place TioJ (9:51:14 PM): Roadblock TioJ (9:51:19 PM): task only one person can perform TioJ (9:52:14 PM): Linzfamily in first TioJ (9:52:26 PM): drive 20 miles to salt lake city, pit stop TioJ (9:53:02 PM): oh well, w/florida in last place, now they're fucked TioJ (9:53:40 PM): bransens in 2nd TioJ (9:54:04 PM): g-sisters in 3rd TioJ (9:57:55 PM): ooh hot Uahan TioJ (9:58:01 PM): Miss Latin Utah! TioJ (9:58:07 PM): Linz family team #1 TioJ (9:58:23 PM): trip for 4 to jackson hole, WY TioJ (9:58:58 PM): bransen daughters team #2 TioJ (9:59:22 PM): g-sisters team #3 TioJ (10:00:35 PM): "welcome to salt lake city!" TioJ (10:00:40 PM): weavers last team to arrive TioJ (10:00:43 PM): WTF? TioJ (10:00:47 PM): non-elimination leg TioJ (10:00:52 PM): whoa TioJ (10:01:03 PM): whoops TioJ (10:01:11 PM): i wanna hump Miss Latin Utah TioJ (10:01:57 PM): i just wanna play w/Miss Latin Utah's boobs TioJ (10:02:09 PM): wow, interesting episode TioJ (10:02:18 PM): Stay Chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJ (10:03:14 PM): On the next episode of TAR TioJ (10:03:35 PM): wow, what a shitty season... TioJ has left the chat room. |
