Tio Jaime: Aleph One

I think that with the advent of the internet and internet commercialism, we as a country have lost our perspective on the word "Mint"

http://www.craigslist.org/sfc/car/49370530.html

I like how the ad points out "One Previous (female) Owner"

So this made the blog, but my friend's persistence and my holiday goodwill caused me to make some changes... The edited version is just as funny, i think. Kinda like Adam Sandler's PG version of "Ode to My Car"

Poke00210 = me! yay!
manhattan = [CENSORED]

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manhattan (1:57:33 PM): well if she is in Zautica call me up, I would like to see her break her shoes
Poke00210 (1:57:44 PM): yeah she asked for a ride to zautica right now
Poke00210 (1:57:48 PM): she'll be there tonight
manhattan (1:57:56 PM): how does she get home?
Poke00210 (1:58:00 PM): i dunno
Poke00210 (1:58:18 PM): i always just challked it up to a transsubstantiation kinda mystery
Poke00210 (1:58:27 PM): but not as miraculous
manhattan (1:58:30 PM): :-/
manhattan (1:58:40 PM): who is your icon
Poke00210 (1:58:41 PM): i'm probably going to hell now for using that metaphor now, huh
Poke00210 (1:58:47 PM): i don't know.. lemme check
manhattan (1:58:49 PM): yeah I dunno
Poke00210 (1:58:56 PM): was gonna ask: is yours your [CENSORED] still?
manhattan (1:59:02 PM): it looks like a moose
Poke00210 (1:59:10 PM): oh! that's the Mariner Moose
manhattan (1:59:11 PM): no its David Suchet as Hercule Poirot
manhattan (1:59:24 PM): here
manhattan (1:59:26 PM): hold on
manhattan (1:59:32 PM): [CENSORED]
Poke00210 (1:59:36 PM): go for it
Poke00210 (1:59:43 PM): oh no
Poke00210 (1:59:46 PM): oh my.
Poke00210 (1:59:55 PM): [CENSORED]
manhattan (2:00:00 PM): [CENSORED]
Poke00210 (2:00:07 PM): ([CENSORED] your cousin)
Poke00210 (2:00:15 PM): i was at first gonna say [CENSORED]
manhattan (2:00:19 PM): then
Poke00210 (2:00:30 PM): but i'm afraid that isn't
manhattan (2:00:38 PM): say who it is
Poke00210 (2:00:43 PM): [CENSORED]?
manhattan (2:00:49 PM): yes
manhattan (2:00:49 PM): 1
Poke00210 (2:00:54 PM): oh lord
Poke00210 (2:00:59 PM): [CENSORED]?
manhattan (2:01:04 PM): yes
manhattan (2:01:04 PM): 2
Poke00210 (2:01:32 PM): [CENSORED] on a Gia?
manhattan (2:01:38 PM): yes
manhattan (2:01:39 PM): 3
Poke00210 (2:01:45 PM): [CENSORED]
manhattan (2:01:53 PM): ding ding ding
Poke00210 (2:01:56 PM): LOL
manhattan (2:01:57 PM): !
Poke00210 (2:01:59 PM): OK you've made the blog
manhattan (2:02:10 PM): no this is not to appear on the blog
Poke00210 (2:02:12 PM): you want me to change your name?
manhattan (2:02:18 PM): [CENSORED]
manhattan (2:02:22 PM): no mention what so ever
Poke00210 (2:02:44 PM): don't worry, i like you... and nobody reads my shit anyway

RANDOM MUSINGS ON WOMEN I KNOW

I had a pretty graphic dream about a friend of mine a few days ago. We were making out in a shower, naked. Then we proceeded to have the sex. That was pretty hot. Hope this is normal...

One of my exes is a manhating cunt. She shouldn't take it personally though, that's just her politics. Let's just remember that being a goody-two-shoes doesn't mean you can't be a Godless Heathen of a liberal.

Is it necessary to have things in common with your Strippers? Thinking back on it, I can't say that I have had in the past.

I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

ps-  if you're worried/flattered that you're the one i dreamt about having the sex with, rest assured that you're not. 

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

http://www.discretos.net/go.php?id=500

Well I don't think my parents know about my site... it was kind of a don't ask, don't tell kinda thing...

enjoy,
tio j


Poke00210 = TioJaime
SixHertzWhenIPee = Six Hertz (i don't think he has any kind of social disease)

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Poke00210 [7:14 PM]: posted on SHoP
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:24 PM]: You know, my parents discovered my site.
Poke00210 [7:24 PM]: uh oh
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:24 PM]: :) I'll let that sink in.
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:24 PM]: LOL
Poke00210 [7:24 PM]: i didn't say anything bad about your parents did i?
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:25 PM]: no, never
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:25 PM]: I did, however.
Poke00210 [7:25 PM]: what'd you say about your parents?
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:25 PM]: my mom...remember the THK remark?
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:25 PM]: :P
Poke00210 [7:25 PM]: that you mom reminded you of THK
Poke00210 [7:25 PM]: that ain't so bad
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:25 PM]: yeah
Poke00210 [7:25 PM]: i'm somewhat concerned about the strippers
Poke00210 [7:25 PM]: and the making out w/goth/hipster chicks
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:25 PM]: hehe
Poke00210 [7:25 PM]: and the FUCK YOU GAYS
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:26 PM]: yeah, but it was fuck you ****!
Poke00210 [7:26 PM]: really?
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:26 PM]: yeah, you never sayd 'gays'
Poke00210 [7:26 PM]: what about the Looks Like Somebody Took a Shit on the Age of Aquarius
Poke00210 [7:26 PM]: and OCDs
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:27 PM]: yeah, whatever. they won't get it.
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:27 PM]: :P
Poke00210 [7:29 PM]: i don't think you said anything too bad
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:30 PM]: nah, i don't think so either.
Poke00210 [7:31 PM]: how do you know they discovered your shit?
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:32 PM]: ...uhhh...
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:32 PM]: because i kinda told them the site address.....
SixHertzWhenIPee [7:32 PM]: oops.
Poke00210 [7:32 PM]: LOL

More R-rated fun!!!

OK so if you know your jimmy-history, you know who Tricia and Julie as well as Helen and Lindsey are. I probably got drunk and told you who Checkers, aka Bobby is as well...

well shit, that pisces quiz had some name generators, so let's see what the internets said these names really should have been...

"Jennifer C Greenberg" yields this...

Your Boobies' Names Are: Bambi and Thumper

And then "Megan Mary McDonald" returns the following...

Your Boobies' Names Are: The Blind Melons

oh jesus, LOL

OK so "Checkers" and "Bobby" really should have been...

Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick

That's if I'm dating a woman who calls me James. If she happens to call me "Jimmy [last name deleted]" however...

Your Penis Name is: Captain Kirk

Hmm. Interesting. Kinda brings new meaning the the whole "to boldly go where no man has gone before..." oh and split your legs, ladies, not your infinitives, btw

OK more name generators, and this time somewhat of an ironic twist but you knew it was coming... here's one just to get you started

"James [last name deleted]":

Your Stripper Name is: Decadence

OK so the cool thing about these next three is that the next three people 1) actually are strippers but 2) already dance using their real names. Oh noes! What will the machine do?

As my good friend "Mitchell Skinner"...

Your Stripper Name is: Trinity

... is fond of saying, "One way to find out." And I'd like to state that Trinity is one of the hottest stage names ever. That's probably the Catholic in me...

"Grace Shaw":
(holy shit, that would work out pretty well!)

Your Stripper Name is: Cookie

"Chenelle Lord":
(what color is a topaz? that might work...)

Your Stripper Name is: Topaz

"Devon George":
(sounds kinda black, but OK)

Your Stripper Name is: Mystique

I'm surprised, I thought this thing would give out stupid stage names, but these are supposable names...

aww bogus...

You are 60% Pisces

and here's another pisces pic for you... well, *I* like it...

and if you are now the proud owner of a semi, please to be checking out the rest of the signs here

Normally I'll post my quiz results on this blog, but it fit the other one better, and i'm just too damn lazy to plaigarize (sp?) my own post...

My name... is Neo!

Poke00210 (7:55:34 PM): hello dere!
Poke00210 (7:55:59 PM): OK so we got an hour before The Amazing Race 6 premieres tonight!
Poke00210 (7:56:05 PM): la la la
Poke00210 (7:59:14 PM): OK i've set up Gilmore Girls to tape
Poke00210 (7:59:24 PM): and i'm behind what will be 4 episodes
Poke00210 (8:00:03 PM): i'd watch one right now before TAR6 but the VCR is being used
Poke00210 (8:00:04 PM): heh
Poke00210 (8:00:27 PM): and watching the WB reminds me that i'm gay for that phantom planet song
Poke00210 (8:11:22 PM): and now MwHCock and i are talking about that phantom planet song
Poke00210 (8:46:17 PM): la la la, i'm gonna make mention of the song again, but this time on sixhertz's blog... heh
Poke00210 (8:46:21 PM): i'm such a gay
Poke00210 (8:59:47 PM): oh yes
Poke00210 (8:59:50 PM): can you feel it?
Poke00210 (8:59:56 PM): less thana minute away
Poke00210 (8:59:59 PM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (9:00:00 PM): baby
Poke00210 (9:00:16 PM): oh i'm so fucking ready baby
Poke00210 (9:00:21 PM): OH YES
Poke00210 (9:00:22 PM): FINALLY
Poke00210 (9:00:29 PM): THE AMAZING RACE HAS COME BACK TO CHICAGO
Poke00210 (9:00:37 PM): Chicago, America's gateway to the west
Poke00210 (9:00:52 PM): speedboats now racing teams across lake michigan
Poke00210 (9:00:58 PM): chris/john
Poke00210 (9:01:01 PM): dating long distance
Poke00210 (9:01:08 PM): old head
Poke00210 (9:01:12 PM): lena/christie
Poke00210 (9:01:15 PM): sisters and models
Poke00210 (9:01:23 PM): weird heads
Poke00210 (9:01:35 PM): maybe that's just my mom's tv
Poke00210 (9:01:40 PM): mary/bolo?
Poke00210 (9:01:46 PM): married pro wrestlers
Poke00210 (9:01:51 PM): look like porn stars
Poke00210 (9:01:58 PM): our "suav-vey"
Poke00210 (9:01:59 PM): heh
Poke00210 (9:02:05 PM): don/jean
Poke00210 (9:02:08 PM): married grandparents
Poke00210 (9:02:17 PM): umm, g/l with that there
Poke00210 (9:02:20 PM): javy/joe
Poke00210 (9:02:26 PM): best friends from brooklyn
Poke00210 (9:02:29 PM): great, new yorkers
Poke00210 (9:02:41 PM): team anNoYing
Poke00210 (9:02:50 PM): aaron/kate(?)
Poke00210 (9:02:56 PM): actors from Homo Hollywood
Poke00210 (9:02:59 PM): fuck you jim carville
Poke00210 (9:03:03 PM): Gus/Cara
Poke00210 (9:03:06 PM): father and daughter
Poke00210 (9:03:09 PM): she's no marsha
Poke00210 (9:03:12 PM): i miss marsha
Poke00210 (9:03:17 PM): i miss mirna
Poke00210 (9:03:21 PM): jonathan/victoria
Poke00210 (9:03:30 PM): married entrepreneurs from LA
Poke00210 (9:03:35 PM): yay socal
Poke00210 (9:03:51 PM): freddy/kendra
Poke00210 (9:03:53 PM): engaged models
Poke00210 (9:03:56 PM): (he's ten years older
Poke00210 (9:04:02 PM): oh shit, she's hot
Poke00210 (9:04:08 PM): meredith/maria
Poke00210 (9:04:15 PM): best friends, roommates from queens?
Poke00210 (9:04:18 PM): yay new yorkers
Poke00210 (9:04:24 PM): adam/rebecca
Poke00210 (9:04:25 PM): ex-lovers
Poke00210 (9:04:42 PM): i hope they make it... kinda like tara/wil from TAR2
Poke00210 (9:04:51 PM): yeah good luck w/that there
Poke00210 (9:05:43 PM): oh yes, you're not paying for airline tickets, baby
Poke00210 (9:05:59 PM): what's with your hair phil?
Poke00210 (9:06:14 PM): oh yes, run to the bags, read the clue and catch the train, bitches
Poke00210 (9:06:22 PM): OH THIS IS SWEET!
Poke00210 (9:06:33 PM): "the world is waiting for you"
Poke00210 (9:06:37 PM): go!
Poke00210 (9:06:48 PM): why the rush?
Poke00210 (9:06:56 PM): fly to iceland
Poke00210 (9:07:06 PM): wrestlers!
Poke00210 (9:07:18 PM): $175.28 for this leg of the race?
Poke00210 (9:07:29 PM): why such an exact amount?
Poke00210 (9:07:35 PM): FUCK YOU STANFURD!
Poke00210 (9:07:45 PM): OK I HAVE A NEW TEAM TO HATE
Poke00210 (9:07:50 PM): A-MAZE-ING
Poke00210 (9:07:51 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (9:07:54 PM): A-MAZE-ING
Poke00210 (9:07:55 PM): AMAZING
Poke00210 (9:08:10 PM): amazing race!
Poke00210 (9:08:13 PM): amazing race!
Poke00210 (9:08:18 PM): amazing race!
Poke00210 (9:08:33 PM): A-MAZE-ING AMAZING A-MAZE-ING AMAZING!
Poke00210 (9:09:07 PM): ha ha i like how they're making them run around the city right away
Poke00210 (9:09:20 PM): you poor wrestler you
Poke00210 (9:09:31 PM): damn, she's hardcore... for a porn star
Poke00210 (9:09:53 PM): LOL "victoria stay with me" said the choadstain behind his wife
Poke00210 (9:09:56 PM): dumbfuck
Poke00210 (9:09:59 PM): i hate him too already
Poke00210 (9:10:01 PM): that was fast
Poke00210 (9:10:10 PM): yeah so far that cock is really annoying
Poke00210 (9:10:21 PM): OK we get it, stop calling her baby
Poke00210 (9:10:32 PM): i like the wrestlers
Poke00210 (9:10:40 PM): wrestlers/pornstars
Poke00210 (9:10:52 PM): fuck i hate colin/christie
Poke00210 (9:10:58 PM): that guy was such a cock
Poke00210 (9:11:17 PM): it's so much easier to get mad at that team than to learn 11 new teams right now
Poke00210 (9:11:30 PM): the first month of TAR6 will be a chore
Poke00210 (9:11:43 PM): yay, meet the team
Poke00210 (9:11:53 PM): great, you're admittedly weird
Poke00210 (9:12:05 PM): i'm glad you don't care that america thinks you're a tool
Poke00210 (9:12:10 PM): oh sweet!
Poke00210 (9:12:14 PM): black CIA dude!
Poke00210 (9:12:21 PM): cool hat dude
Poke00210 (9:12:27 PM): OK i hae that ucker
Poke00210 (9:12:29 PM): fucker
Poke00210 (9:13:06 PM): Jonathan is now the new Cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:13:13 PM): yeah fuck you you mental magician
Poke00210 (9:13:16 PM): what a cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:13:23 PM): ooh she was racially ambiguous
Poke00210 (9:13:43 PM): STFU Cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:14:02 PM): victoria looks like Cory from the h-club
Poke00210 (9:14:43 PM): ooh hi kendra
Poke00210 (9:14:50 PM): yes i like her nuances
Poke00210 (9:15:22 PM): LOL you fucking idiot cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:15:41 PM): oh hi lena and christy
Poke00210 (9:16:13 PM): dude, the wrestler/pornstars are cool!
Poke00210 (9:16:33 PM): LOL we need the fastest plane you have
Poke00210 (9:16:58 PM): oh well shit, good think you mentinoed it... we reserve the fast plane only for those who ask
Poke00210 (9:17:59 PM): HOLY SHIT HAYDEN
Poke00210 (9:18:21 PM): nice boobies
Poke00210 (9:19:03 PM): fuck you and your stanfurd hat
Poke00210 (9:19:08 PM): hi kendra
Poke00210 (9:19:49 PM): OK this is very confusing, but still i like the boobies
Poke00210 (9:20:14 PM): hey fuck you AOL, the plural is virii
Poke00210 (9:21:52 PM): oh my mom is rad
Poke00210 (9:21:59 PM): i had a craving for popcorn earlier today...
Poke00210 (9:22:05 PM): (which is odd since my UA history)
Poke00210 (9:22:11 PM): ... and my mom has microwave popcorn!
Poke00210 (9:22:19 PM): oh, non sequitor...
Poke00210 (9:22:42 PM): i still owe you a 3am criticism of TAR5's season finale
Poke00210 (9:22:54 PM): where chip/useless won
Poke00210 (9:22:55 PM): good shit
Poke00210 (9:23:28 PM): oh yes, o'hare
Poke00210 (9:23:33 PM): flight delayed 45 minutes
Poke00210 (9:23:36 PM): but yay, hayden!
Poke00210 (9:23:48 PM): STFU, anNoYing
Poke00210 (9:24:33 PM): OK the only thing i caught was wrestlers/pornstars to minneapolis, kendra to boston
Poke00210 (9:25:00 PM): that was fast
Poke00210 (9:25:08 PM): and bam they're in iceland
Poke00210 (9:25:23 PM): "drive yourselves to some watefall"
Poke00210 (9:25:36 PM): OK some waterfall
Poke00210 (9:25:45 PM): "take the 1"
Poke00210 (9:26:01 PM): oh hello hot new yorkers
Poke00210 (9:26:14 PM): yay you've been dreaming of coming to iceland
Poke00210 (9:26:26 PM): go gus!
Poke00210 (9:26:32 PM): fuck you cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:26:35 PM): ooh hi
Poke00210 (9:26:56 PM): fuck you cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:27:10 PM): nice job wrestlers
Poke00210 (9:27:30 PM): STFU and figure out where you're going
Poke00210 (9:27:32 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:27:35 PM): oh you're fucked
Poke00210 (9:28:05 PM): gus and hera or gus and cara?
Poke00210 (9:28:06 PM): hmm
Poke00210 (9:28:22 PM): fuck you, new york jews in iceland
Poke00210 (9:28:44 PM): "we're pretending we know where we're going"
Poke00210 (9:28:56 PM): yay natives
Poke00210 (9:29:10 PM): everybody's what?
Poke00210 (9:29:29 PM): STFU COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (9:29:41 PM): LOL cockmaster got mad
Poke00210 (9:30:08 PM): no map for the wrestlers
Poke00210 (9:30:12 PM): what did she do
Poke00210 (9:30:13 PM): ?
Poke00210 (9:30:16 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:30:20 PM): dad got mad @ her
Poke00210 (9:30:30 PM): cock
Poke00210 (9:30:34 PM): what happened?
Poke00210 (9:30:37 PM): stupid tv
Poke00210 (9:30:40 PM): hi hayden
Poke00210 (9:30:58 PM): move your arm
Poke00210 (9:31:08 PM): ooh dealie strap
Poke00210 (9:31:24 PM): try stupid american pantomime
Poke00210 (9:31:34 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (9:31:39 PM): fuck you rebecca
Poke00210 (9:31:49 PM): hi lena and christy
Poke00210 (9:32:02 PM): oh hi lena
Poke00210 (9:32:05 PM): nice boobs
Poke00210 (9:32:27 PM): this 3am criticism is a lot more R-rated than the ones from last year
Poke00210 (9:32:31 PM): oops
Poke00210 (9:32:36 PM): that *was* the one you needed
Poke00210 (9:32:38 PM): TOOLS
Poke00210 (9:33:16 PM): retards, do you have any other choice but to follow other teams>
Poke00210 (9:33:17 PM): ?
Poke00210 (9:37:06 PM): this is a long-assed break
Poke00210 (9:37:45 PM): yay deuling new yorkers
Poke00210 (9:37:51 PM): fuck em all
Poke00210 (9:38:13 PM): you're all anNoYing
Poke00210 (9:38:48 PM): avi and joe went the wrong way?
Poke00210 (9:38:59 PM): hey fuck you, nobody cares about you and your precious boroughs
Poke00210 (9:39:06 PM): no hayden cleavage?
Poke00210 (9:39:32 PM): i like the wrestler/pornstars
Poke00210 (9:39:47 PM): yay hayden in first place
Poke00210 (9:40:00 PM): that pornstar is fucking hard core
Poke00210 (9:40:08 PM): whoa hi hayden boobs
Poke00210 (9:40:17 PM): yay europe's largest clacier
Poke00210 (9:40:23 PM): damn she's hot
Poke00210 (9:40:44 PM): yeah yeah bosssy naggy whatevers
Poke00210 (9:40:47 PM): nice chest
Poke00210 (9:40:54 PM): do the dew gus!
Poke00210 (9:41:43 PM): take that team hot new yorkers
Poke00210 (9:42:10 PM): yeah you're so weird you're annoying too... retard
Poke00210 (9:42:33 PM): drive yourself to LARGEST GLACIER IN EUROPE!
Poke00210 (9:42:41 PM): why would you get excited about that?
Poke00210 (9:42:44 PM): oh hi cleavage
Poke00210 (9:42:51 PM): fuck you COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (9:43:00 PM): hi lena
Poke00210 (9:43:03 PM): hi christy
Poke00210 (9:43:28 PM): i hate team cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:43:35 PM): yay driving through iceland
Poke00210 (9:43:47 PM): remove your shirt then, hayden!
Poke00210 (9:43:48 PM): yay!
Poke00210 (9:44:24 PM): yay passing people dangerously
Poke00210 (9:44:36 PM): don't do it
Poke00210 (9:44:39 PM): retard
Poke00210 (9:45:12 PM): "maybe we should walk and not sprain our ankles"
Poke00210 (9:45:22 PM): oh these two new york chicks are screwed
Poke00210 (9:45:40 PM): LOL an hour and a half away
Poke00210 (9:45:49 PM): you're uber-fucked
Poke00210 (9:46:09 PM): thin the herd baby, TTH
Poke00210 (9:46:50 PM): oh hi noxzema commercial
Poke00210 (9:47:00 PM): oh hi racially ambiguous chick
Poke00210 (9:50:12 PM): teams were penalized back in TAR2 for driving too fast i thought...
Poke00210 (9:50:30 PM): oh hi hayden
Poke00210 (9:51:33 PM): cockmaster
Poke00210 (9:51:43 PM): kendra has a nice handsome voice
Poke00210 (9:52:05 PM): you're jumping off a bridge? promise?
Poke00210 (9:52:20 PM): ha ha, cockmaster on shuttle 3
Poke00210 (9:52:23 PM): "we're screwed"
Poke00210 (9:52:31 PM): reminds me of jon lovitz in The Critic, sorta...
Poke00210 (9:52:36 PM): he was a cockmaster too
Poke00210 (9:53:59 PM): yay-den for hayden!
Poke00210 (9:54:34 PM): oh yay they found the water fall
Poke00210 (9:54:52 PM): so do they hold up the last shuttle for the late team?
Poke00210 (9:55:07 PM): "is that the best time"
Poke00210 (9:55:10 PM): "i don't know"
Poke00210 (9:55:21 PM): yeah you stupid tards
Poke00210 (9:55:35 PM): winning the amazing race usually necessitates THINKING
Poke00210 (9:55:41 PM): like the dumb twins
Poke00210 (9:55:47 PM): oh great, a neurotic jew
Poke00210 (9:55:56 PM): blah blah blah, 40 years wandering the desert
Poke00210 (9:55:58 PM): fuck you
Poke00210 (9:56:09 PM): too many teams
Poke00210 (9:56:34 PM): i hope cockmaster gets hit by a truck
Poke00210 (9:56:48 PM): gus: "this is fun."
Poke00210 (9:56:59 PM): OK i guess they didn't wait for the dumb chicks
Poke00210 (9:57:07 PM): LOL shuttle #5
Poke00210 (9:57:28 PM): and there was still a 10:30 available?
Poke00210 (9:57:45 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NEW YORK
Poke00210 (9:57:58 PM): you're 11. and you're weird
Poke00210 (9:58:22 PM): "dammit"
Poke00210 (9:58:26 PM): "shut up!"
Poke00210 (9:59:16 PM): perhaps the produces are pissed that an old team won last season...
Poke00210 (9:59:29 PM): bolo has a soul patch!!!
Poke00210 (9:59:38 PM): Ok and now they're wrestling
Poke00210 (9:59:47 PM): grappling!
Poke00210 (10:00:16 PM): LOL yay they got a tent!
Poke00210 (10:00:22 PM): they're lucky it's bottlenecking
Poke00210 (10:00:41 PM): he's a COCKMASTER
Poke00210 (10:00:54 PM): oh shut the fuck up you retard
Poke00210 (10:06:16 PM): yay, camping on glaciers!
Poke00210 (10:06:35 PM): LOL you're a fucktard
Poke00210 (10:06:53 PM): LOL "you look like a stanfurd dummy"
Poke00210 (10:07:15 PM): LOL her implants are frozen
Poke00210 (10:07:30 PM): that was kind of a stupid task
Poke00210 (10:08:14 PM): yeah hayden, you're hot but stupid
Poke00210 (10:08:40 PM): hi kris
Poke00210 (10:09:04 PM): yay you're married entrepreneurs
Poke00210 (10:09:19 PM): what kind of stupid shit is that? i forget what chip and kim were called...
Poke00210 (10:09:41 PM): A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons
Poke00210 (10:09:59 PM): Ice Climb or Ice Search
Poke00210 (10:10:33 PM): hayden's face was kinda weird
Poke00210 (10:10:50 PM): she reminds me of amy from Everybody Loves Raymond
Poke00210 (10:10:54 PM): ooh! a beach
Poke00210 (10:10:56 PM): dumbtard
Poke00210 (10:11:19 PM): fuck you cockmaster
Poke00210 (10:11:40 PM): "can you acknowledge to me please"
Poke00210 (10:11:46 PM): please to be acknowledging
Poke00210 (10:12:25 PM): fuck you new york tards
Poke00210 (10:12:54 PM): 7 sq. miles not taht big?
Poke00210 (10:13:03 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
Poke00210 (10:13:51 PM): yay bolo
Poke00210 (10:14:13 PM): i hate new yorkers
Poke00210 (10:14:19 PM): but i wanna dry hump EGIT
Poke00210 (10:14:42 PM): nice job lori
Poke00210 (10:15:02 PM): do the dew bolo-dude
Poke00210 (10:15:16 PM): yeah don't fuck w/the wrestler/pornstars
Poke00210 (10:15:24 PM): nice job
Poke00210 (10:15:38 PM): blue lagoon, pit stop
Poke00210 (10:15:45 PM): picturesque, said phil
Poke00210 (10:15:54 PM): hurt me hayden
Poke00210 (10:15:58 PM): "shut up!"
Poke00210 (10:16:19 PM): why do you want to touch the glacier you dumb jew-tard?
Poke00210 (10:16:52 PM): if your kendra legs are sore you could.... oh i don't know let me rub them
Poke00210 (10:17:04 PM): fuck you stanfurd
Poke00210 (10:17:19 PM): i hope don gets eliminated
Poke00210 (10:17:26 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING RETARD
Poke00210 (10:17:35 PM): HOLY CHRIST HE'S A TARD
Poke00210 (10:17:45 PM): LOL 'move aside"
Poke00210 (10:18:30 PM): let me dry hump you, stupid
Poke00210 (10:19:02 PM): yeah this is a little more racy than last time
Poke00210 (10:19:15 PM): yay lena
Poke00210 (10:20:04 PM): ha ha stanfurd, you're almost last
Poke00210 (10:20:08 PM): no, not gus
Poke00210 (10:20:27 PM): fuck you you stupid jew
Poke00210 (10:20:47 PM): yay, i'm a cockmaster!
Poke00210 (10:20:59 PM): yes, you're morons
Poke00210 (10:24:59 PM): OK hayden has an old head
Poke00210 (10:25:44 PM): hey hey calm down, porn-wrestlers
Poke00210 (10:27:07 PM): yeah Ok eliminate somebody already
Poke00210 (10:27:18 PM): yay pit stop yay
Poke00210 (10:27:28 PM): yay Pit STOP
Poke00210 (10:28:11 PM): heh they're still looking for the buoy
Poke00210 (10:28:19 PM): OK hustle dumb chicks
Poke00210 (10:28:43 PM): aww, can't operate a chair stanfurd-tard?
Poke00210 (10:29:45 PM): oh yay you found the buoy
Poke00210 (10:29:59 PM): nice job. retards
Poke00210 (10:30:12 PM): nice job gus-man
Poke00210 (10:30:58 PM): hey don't fight porn stars
Poke00210 (10:31:02 PM): i mean wrestlers
Poke00210 (10:35:56 PM): yay break is too long
Poke00210 (10:36:28 PM): yay angry porn-wrestler
Poke00210 (10:36:47 PM): yeah nice job dumbass
Poke00210 (10:37:05 PM): yeah take the shortcut on your country-scaled map
Poke00210 (10:37:20 PM): ooh run hayden
Poke00210 (10:37:39 PM): hayden/aaron team #1
Poke00210 (10:37:53 PM): won a trip to beautiful hawaii
Poke00210 (10:38:02 PM): yay phil
Poke00210 (10:38:09 PM): oh she's old
Poke00210 (10:38:21 PM): yay mariadeth
Poke00210 (10:38:37 PM): oh yeah the grandparents are screwed
Poke00210 (10:39:13 PM): oh whoa the grandma beat the young chick
Poke00210 (10:39:35 PM): "would rather put that ice in a martini"
Poke00210 (10:39:41 PM): a gin martini?
Poke00210 (10:40:20 PM): oh hi christy
Poke00210 (10:40:51 PM): oh you tard, should've made sure before you started running
Poke00210 (10:40:56 PM): kris/jon team #2
Poke00210 (10:41:17 PM): yeah, nice job w/that not paying attention
Poke00210 (10:41:24 PM): lena/christy team #3
Poke00210 (10:41:29 PM): ooh yeah that was hot
Poke00210 (10:42:01 PM): oh you should check to see if its diesel you DUMBFUCKS
Poke00210 (10:42:21 PM): "it's pretty bad"
Poke00210 (10:42:45 PM): nice job retards
Poke00210 (10:46:02 PM): ooh hi joan of arcadia
Poke00210 (10:46:30 PM): heh beer commercial with a hot chick
Poke00210 (10:46:38 PM): yeah right
Poke00210 (10:48:50 PM): kendra and somebody team #4
Poke00210 (10:48:59 PM): i hate that cockmaster
Poke00210 (10:49:09 PM): cockmaster/victoria team #5
Poke00210 (10:49:22 PM): wanna shoot that guy
Poke00210 (10:49:30 PM): oh man, they were doing so well too
Poke00210 (10:49:42 PM): lori/bolo team #6
Poke00210 (10:51:26 PM): wow, you're ahead of the older couple
Poke00210 (10:51:40 PM): fuckin stanfurd tard
Poke00210 (10:51:46 PM): oh c'mon black CIA dude
Poke00210 (10:51:59 PM): c'mon daddy
Poke00210 (10:52:21 PM): shut up you stuupid jews
Poke00210 (10:52:59 PM): you aren't trusting them because they're black and you're jewish
Poke00210 (10:53:11 PM): Ok i don't see it
Poke00210 (10:53:14 PM): yay girl power
Poke00210 (10:53:49 PM): yay run-tards!
Poke00210 (10:54:13 PM): adam/rebecca team #7
Poke00210 (10:54:24 PM): meredith/maria team #8
Poke00210 (10:54:25 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (10:54:29 PM): thought they were dead
Poke00210 (10:54:38 PM): don/mary jane team #9
Poke00210 (10:54:48 PM): dammit, stanfurd didn't get eliminated
Poke00210 (10:54:56 PM): oh shit, c'mon gus dude
Poke00210 (10:55:00 PM): aww yeah
Poke00210 (10:55:09 PM): gus/hera team #10
Poke00210 (10:55:23 PM): ha ha, the new york jews got eliminated
Poke00210 (10:55:40 PM): avi/joe last team to arrive
Poke00210 (10:55:49 PM): sorry to tell you you've both been eliminated from the race
Poke00210 (10:56:02 PM): nice job moron
Poke00210 (10:56:11 PM): oh, are you still jewish?
Poke00210 (10:56:26 PM): i swear, if it's not jews, it's fags
Poke00210 (10:56:33 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (10:58:19 PM): before you getpissed at me for saying "jews" and "fags" just go watch old seasons of TAR...
Poke00210 (10:58:50 PM): shit, what the hell was that? why did i qualify my slurs?
Poke00210 (10:59:04 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (10:59:27 PM): on the next episode of the amazing race
Poke00210 (10:59:33 PM): waaaa, we can't drive stick
Poke00210 (10:59:38 PM): up yours cockmaster
Poke00210 (10:59:47 PM): LOL nice hat, dumbchick
Poke00210 (10:59:59 PM): OK that was a bit too long... will see you next week....
Poke00210 (11:00:09 PM): oh and i still owe you the chip/useless episode

Hello dere!

Well, if you've managed to stumble onto this page from the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, howdy howdy howdy!

For the politically erect: SixHertz House of Pain

For some R-rated fun, you've come to the right place. Enjoy my xanga page while it lasts, as i'm seriously considering moving this to my personal domain... i'll let you know

COMING SOON: 3am Criticism of the season premiere of The Amazing Race!!! tonight, motherfuckers! if you don't already, definitely watch this because this is the one reality series that makes the grade. it's like survivor but they go to different places all over the globe...

(if you're lucky, you'll get some gilmore girls soon too...)

tio j

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

http://www.DonAndMikeWebsite.com

Jimmy-notes:  1)  BA McBride doesn't look as good as I expected, 2)  Freda is blonde, not a redhead like I had imagined

FUCK. This wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't recently written a similar letter to the same person. The difference is, this one totally caught me by surprise as I stupidly assumed that people in construction wouldn't let their feelings be hurt by my using bad words.

IN RESPONSE TO THEM USING BAD WORDS FIRST GODDAMIT

FUCK

> -----Original Message-----
> From: James [last name deleted]
> Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2004 4:58 PM
> To: Muzette Perry
> Subject: Recap of conversation with Andrade Trucking, letter
> to be sent
> to Andrade
>
>
> Muzette,
>
> At approximately 12:30 this afternoon, I received a phone
> call from Andrade Trucking regarding an unpaid invoice. The
> caller identified himself, but I did not catch his name.
>
> He asked about why the invoice had not been paid. I
> apologized, having just realized that I had let the invoice
> slip through the cracks. I then told him that there were
> disputes which I had intended to write a letter about. This
> seemed to make him mad, and so I offered to go over the
> disputes with him at that time.
>
> (The first dispute was about his truck reporting to the
> jobsite instead of the quarry and subsequently being loaded
> up with offhaul material on 8/12. This caused an aggregious
> delay for which Andrade intended to charge Underground.)
> (The second dispute was about the exorbitantly high standby
> charges for Andrade's three trucks delivering drain rock on
> 8/13. Discussion with Gustavo Elias-Cortes and Alfredo
> Escobedo led to the conclusion that these standby charges
> were also the fault of Andrade Trucking as we were expecting
> the trucks, but they made less than a valid attempt to
> deliver the rock.)
>
> He immediately became incensed as he knew full well what the
> dispute was about. He became very confrontational about
> these disputes, and I did my best to stay rational and
> logical. Initially, he cussed at me which caused me to cuss
> at him *only in response to him*. He took offense to my
> cussing, which only served to irritate and confuse me as he
> was the one who resorted to vulgarity first. Upon my
> pointing this out to him, he immediately denied it.
>
> This exchange went on for approximately a minute and a half.
> I do not remember any of what he had said nor what I had
> said. Following this, he resorted to simple responses, "Cut
> me a check," and "When will you cut me a check?" I informed
> him that "Underground will not be paying for those delays and
> standby time." He responded that he just wanted to be paid
> for the work he had performed so "I could be out of his
> hair." I informed him that I would "talk to my AP and have
> payment released this afternoon."
>
> At this point, he hung up the phone, and I started writing
> the letter to be sent to Andrade regarding the short payment.
>
> Hope this helps,
> James
>
> --------------------------------------
> James [last name deleted]
> Underground Construction Company, Inc.
> james@ratemypoo.com
> o: 707-go-bears x104
> f: 707-be-at-cal
> c: 707-i-miss-chenelle
> http://www.ratemypoo.com
> --------------------------------------

damn, i'm good

You Are a Capitalist Republican

Money makes your world go round - and it's no surprise that you always vote your wallet. You're financially successful (or plan to be), and your agenda is low tax and pro business. You don't get fired up about abortion... but mention capital gains tax, and you go crazy. You want government to be as small as possible - and to stay out of the way of business.

special thanks to TheAllies for this quiz

Why am I unopposed to this?  Hmm, i kinda want a sno-cone now...

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20041110%2F0821329064.htm&sc=1120

why am i so gay for this California song??

it's the song that apparently is the theme from The OC... song by phantom planet?

i'm such a gay

yay, i'm chandler





I'm Chandler Bing from Friends!

Take the Friends Quiz here.

created by stomps.

la la la, bush beat kerry

MANDATE, MOTHERFUCKERS, MANDATE!!!

check out the conservative blogosphere for more info...

(if you're here because i commented on your faggoty liberal blog, go to sixhertz's page. oh, and you're a goddam faggot loser, but enough about you... GTFO)

tio j

I got a real bad feeling about today... I don't think I'm gonna like it...

This is wrong on a few levels, but an original (well, it was until now) schtick for a stripper could be a schoolgirl outfit with a red and gold tie and a black cape... stage name: Hermione

Bonus points if she has the Hogwarts crest

Tio Jaime