Tio Jaime: Aleph One

So, we meet again...

Didn't put this on the SHoP, as this was happening long before I was invited to the blog. But if you're here from the SHoP, welcome! No shame in plugging my director's cut of jimmy on the high-traffic blog...

enjoy, there's buttloads more where this came from. and take a look around, see the archives grow right before your eyes w/o having to visit the xanga province.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- keeping this short because the 24 DVD menu screen is playing in the background and it keeps playing the 24 theme song over and over. that got annoying fast.

24, season two, 10pm-11pm

You are now in chat room “mangina.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (11:06:25 PM): EFF YOU AIM TioJaime858 (11:06:26 PM): TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TioJaime858 (11:06:45 PM): HOW HARD IS IT TO HAVE A CHAT ROOM NAMED "24seas211pm"? TioJaime858 (11:06:49 PM): assholes TioJaime858 (11:06:54 PM): so hello dere TioJaime858 (11:09:23 PM): and we're still waiting TioJaime858 (11:09:32 PM): because i jsut have to set up iTunes to update Sookie TioJaime858 (11:09:44 PM): who apparently has twice as much D&M as I would have liked TioJaime858 (11:11:25 PM): OK so now i'm copying the 144 D&M clips from Emily to Sookie TioJaime858 (11:11:39 PM): but let's get retarded it started TioJaime858 (11:11:51 PM): and by it, i mean 3am Criticism of 24, Season Two! TioJaime858 (11:11:55 PM): i left off about a year ago TioJaime858 (11:12:06 PM): when my roommate moved away and took his copy of 24 TioJaime858 (11:12:19 PM): my parents recently bought me seasons 2 and 3 on DVD for my b-day TioJaime858 (11:12:36 PM): i also reserve the right to insert links above TioJaime858 (11:12:37 PM): OK TioJaime858 (11:12:42 PM): hopefully i remembered how to do this TioJaime858 (11:13:01 PM): but lucky for us, i was reading my 3amC's when I was watching the DVDs again TioJaime858 (11:13:05 PM): so let's get to work! TioJaime858 (11:13:46 PM): and still haven't really decided where to put this TioJaime858 (11:13:54 PM): will probably just put this on TJ:A1 TioJaime858 (11:14:00 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER! TioJaime858 (11:14:10 PM): whoa TioJaime858 (11:14:12 PM): wrong episode TioJaime858 (11:14:31 PM): whoa, it wasn't 11pm that was next TioJaime858 (11:14:35 PM): it was 10pm TioJaime858 (11:14:37 PM): and SHIT TioJaime858 (11:14:51 PM): SPOILERS IN THE DVD MENUS AGAIN YOU ASSHOLES TioJaime858 (11:14:56 PM): i saw a mushroom cloud TioJaime858 (11:17:05 PM): OK here we go TioJaime858 (11:17:06 PM): again TioJaime858 (11:17:07 PM): 24 TioJaime858 (11:17:12 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 TioJaime858 (11:17:17 PM): GEORGE MASON TioJaime858 (11:17:18 PM): ! TioJaime858 (11:17:25 PM): stepping down TioJaime858 (11:17:28 PM): KIM BAUER! TioJaime858 (11:17:47 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!!! TioJaime858 (11:17:56 PM): nosferatu-bitch! TioJaime858 (11:18:04 PM): MARIE WARNER!!! TioJaime858 (11:18:06 PM): oops TioJaime858 (11:18:17 PM): JACK BAUER!!! TioJaime858 (11:18:21 PM): yeah bitches! TioJaime858 (11:18:31 PM): ooh, look it's a bomb TioJaime858 (11:18:43 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00PM AND 11:00PM TioJaime858 (11:18:51 PM): working on the bomb in hangar 12 TioJaime858 (11:19:06 PM): bomb dudes! TioJaime858 (11:19:15 PM): ooh reiko aylseworth TioJaime858 (11:19:19 PM): i believe that's ann-chick TioJaime858 (11:19:55 PM): this episode's gonna suck if it's 50 mins of watching the bomb squad TioJaime858 (11:20:04 PM): George Mason! TioJaime858 (11:20:11 PM): thought he stepped down TioJaime858 (11:20:36 PM): nice job closure-dude! TioJaime858 (11:20:49 PM): hmm TioJaime858 (11:20:55 PM): bomb dudes panicking? TioJaime858 (11:21:03 PM): "is there a problem?" TioJaime858 (11:21:23 PM): no way to disarm this bomb! TioJaime858 (11:21:55 PM): they're gonna fly the bomb out, ooh yeah! TioJaime858 (11:22:10 PM): how much time? TioJaime858 (11:22:12 PM): 55 minutes! TioJaime858 (11:22:20 PM): i wonder if there'll be a next episode?!? TioJaime858 (11:22:24 PM): 10:05:18 TioJaime858 (11:22:28 PM): and kim is on teh highway! TioJaime858 (11:22:35 PM): and luckily there's a car coming TioJaime858 (11:22:45 PM): or two motorcycles TioJaime858 (11:23:02 PM): and an el camino! TioJaime858 (11:23:08 PM): that stands for The Camino... TioJaime858 (11:23:15 PM): trying to get to San Jose! TioJaime858 (11:23:22 PM): "santa clara, actually!" TioJaime858 (11:23:24 PM): whoa TioJaime858 (11:23:36 PM): that's just trippy TioJaime858 (11:23:40 PM): oops TioJaime858 (11:23:49 PM): ooh nice move chick TioJaime858 (11:24:01 PM): that sucks TioJaime858 (11:24:12 PM): got your shit shot out because he was trying to be nice TioJaime858 (11:24:18 PM): or rapalicious TioJaime858 (11:25:09 PM): president is tinkering w/ideas TioJaime858 (11:25:18 PM): could fly it into the ocean TioJaime858 (11:25:45 PM): blah blah blah environmental impact TioJaime858 (11:26:12 PM): BFD, get the fucking bomb out of LA TioJaime858 (11:26:36 PM): again, BFD isolated hikers and campers TioJaime858 (11:26:43 PM): WTF, fall out over las vegas? TioJaime858 (11:26:46 PM): eff that! TioJaime858 (11:27:15 PM): umm, what about fallout from the desert? TioJaime858 (11:27:47 PM): ooh, it's a suicide mission! TioJaime858 (11:28:01 PM): yeah president palmer TioJaime858 (11:28:04 PM): so you lose a dude TioJaime858 (11:28:06 PM): BFD TioJaime858 (11:28:36 PM): a few volunteers for the pilot TioJaime858 (11:28:49 PM): oohyeah family take-carage! TioJaime858 (11:29:11 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (11:29:25 PM): oh yeah maybe george mason is a bad idea TioJaime858 (11:29:42 PM): load this bomb, we are a go! TioJaime858 (11:29:49 PM): that's right motherfuckers! TioJaime858 (11:29:52 PM): 10:12:51 TioJaime858 (11:30:00 PM): 10:17:05 TioJaime858 (11:30:14 PM): tony almeida! TioJaime858 (11:30:24 PM): new dude? TioJaime858 (11:30:27 PM): usef audi? TioJaime858 (11:30:41 PM): not sur ewho he is TioJaime858 (11:30:44 PM): because i was busy blogging TioJaime858 (11:31:00 PM): lemme rewind TioJaime858 (11:31:24 PM): ann-chick! TioJaime858 (11:31:27 PM): tony almeida! TioJaime858 (11:31:56 PM): some government liason who helped CTU into sayed ali's safehouse TioJaime858 (11:32:25 PM): ann-chick TioJaime858 (11:32:27 PM): yeah momma TioJaime858 (11:33:06 PM): you stupid C.U.N.T. TioJaime858 (11:33:08 PM): just do your job TioJaime858 (11:33:29 PM): an encrypted hard drive! TioJaime858 (11:33:40 PM): loading the bomb, dude! TioJaime858 (11:33:46 PM): haven't found Kim yet TioJaime858 (11:34:13 PM): shit man TioJaime858 (11:34:32 PM): there's gotta be a second or two to find otu of somebody else would rather fly the bomb-plane TioJaime858 (11:34:39 PM): hi kim TioJaime858 (11:34:41 PM): dumbass TioJaime858 (11:34:48 PM): oh it's anothercar TioJaime858 (11:35:24 PM): ooh hi jeep chick 4usf627 TioJaime858 (11:35:26 PM): CA plates TioJaime858 (11:35:36 PM): ooh yeah momma TioJaime858 (11:35:45 PM): heh TioJaime858 (11:35:54 PM): yeah get this chick to take you to san jose TioJaime858 (11:36:10 PM): OK kim, just STFU RIGHT NOW TioJaime858 (11:36:12 PM): jesus TioJaime858 (11:36:43 PM): if I was president, i'd fly the bomb far, far away from Las Vegas TioJaime858 (11:37:26 PM): ooh yeah goodbye terrorist-sister TioJaime858 (11:38:28 PM): 10:24:31 TioJaime858 (11:38:33 PM): 10:28:45 TioJaime858 (11:38:47 PM): oh it's a statement for tomorrow morning TioJaime858 (11:39:10 PM): what about the seventh commando? TioJaime858 (11:39:26 PM): did we ever find out what happened to that dude? TioJaime858 (11:39:34 PM): president wants to fly to LA TioJaime858 (11:39:47 PM): his staff doesn't want him to TioJaime858 (11:40:22 PM): jack bauer dude! TioJaime858 (11:40:45 PM): so maybe you're gonna have air force 1 intercept jack bauer in mid-air? TioJaime858 (11:40:50 PM): not that there's enough time TioJaime858 (11:41:06 PM): maybe they should give him a fighter escort or something? TioJaime858 (11:41:33 PM): kim w/the hopefully-rapist chick TioJaime858 (11:41:39 PM): "i'm in a plane" TioJaime858 (11:42:26 PM): nice job kim TioJaime858 (11:42:33 PM): see what you did this time? TioJaime858 (11:42:44 PM): yeah just get to san jose you dumbfuck TioJaime858 (11:43:02 PM): yes you have been so mean and so bad BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMBFUCK TioJaime858 (11:43:06 PM): now take your shirt off TioJaime858 (11:43:21 PM): is this chick gonna molest kim soon? TioJaime858 (11:44:39 PM): Ok how's kim gonna fuck this up now? TioJaime858 (11:44:42 PM): 10:35:07 TioJaime858 (11:44:50 PM): 10:39:25 TioJaime858 (11:45:16 PM): jeep-chick letting kim go TioJaime858 (11:45:27 PM): oh hi ann-chick TioJaime858 (11:45:46 PM): decrypted the hard drive! TioJaime858 (11:46:01 PM): recording of conversation between terrorist-dude and some government officials TioJaime858 (11:46:25 PM): three countries knew about bomb, bought it for exploda-muslim dude TioJaime858 (11:46:30 PM): ooh yeah ann-chick TioJaime858 (11:46:55 PM): they didn't ask tony for an authorization code or anything? TioJaime858 (11:47:36 PM): confirmation w/in the hour of terrorist dudes TioJaime858 (11:48:02 PM): OK shouldn't a president ask what three countries were the ones? TioJaime858 (11:48:34 PM): i like how the Air Force One magazines are in the protectors like in doctor's offices TioJaime858 (11:48:42 PM): waah waah waah, gotta bomb muslims TioJaime858 (11:48:51 PM): and now you're quoting lincoln TioJaime858 (11:49:15 PM): cessna time! TioJaime858 (11:49:42 PM): WTF? TioJaime858 (11:49:51 PM): sounds in the cessna TioJaime858 (11:49:56 PM): LOL TioJaime858 (11:50:01 PM): it's george mason TioJaime858 (11:50:14 PM): you crazy guy TioJaime858 (11:50:44 PM): you crazy crazy crazy george mason TioJaime858 (11:50:53 PM): that's the funniest thing i've seen on 24! TioJaime858 (11:51:29 PM): george mason didn't have to hide until the final approach TioJaime858 (11:51:40 PM): he could've popped out after they took off TioJaime858 (11:51:43 PM): "supplies!" TioJaime858 (11:52:14 PM): not like jack would've turned the plane around TioJaime858 (11:53:00 PM): that sucks TioJaime858 (11:53:04 PM): poor george mason TioJaime858 (11:53:07 PM): i liked that guy TioJaime858 (11:53:17 PM): in real life he's married to nina meyers TioJaime858 (11:53:20 PM): 10:48:10 TioJaime858 (11:53:25 PM): 10:52:22 TioJaime858 (11:53:37 PM): yeah jack dude TioJaime858 (11:53:53 PM): will four minutes be enough? TioJaime858 (11:54:07 PM): "i'm bailing out, and george is taking the plane down" TioJaime858 (11:54:15 PM): that's cool TioJaime858 (11:54:24 PM): "mason got on board-- don't ask me how" TioJaime858 (11:54:52 PM): hey fuck you foreigner TioJaime858 (11:55:00 PM): "we americans what? TioJaime858 (11:55:02 PM): dick TioJaime858 (11:55:13 PM): ooh ensign ro on Air Force One TioJaime858 (11:56:01 PM): oh yes Second Wave had the backing of three governments TioJaime858 (11:56:18 PM): what a tard of a president TioJaime858 (11:56:41 PM): oh yes invasion-licious TioJaime858 (11:56:45 PM): yeah yeah yeah TioJaime858 (11:56:58 PM): lazy-ass democrud president TioJaime858 (11:57:10 PM): ooh yeah WW III w/ensign ro TioJaime858 (11:57:18 PM): do the dew, george-dude! TioJaime858 (11:57:47 PM): that's probalby because his son doesn't fuck shit up like kim TioJaime858 (11:58:11 PM): george, you're a bad-ass, dude TioJaime858 (11:58:30 PM): that wouldsuck if jack pulled the bomb out w/him TioJaime858 (11:58:32 PM): d'oh TioJaime858 (11:58:51 PM): do the dew george TioJaime858 (11:59:19 PM): oh shit yeah i wanna take a look! TioJaime858 (11:59:40 PM): george-man! TioJaime858 (12:00:13 AM): aww yeah jack w/the flare-action! TioJaime858 (12:00:50 AM): ooh shit yeah TioJaime858 (12:01:01 AM): yeah bad idea to watch the explosion TioJaime858 (12:01:11 AM): holy shit TioJaime858 (12:01:35 AM): mushroom cloud-suppers! TioJaime858 (12:01:40 AM): 11:00:00 TioJaime858 (12:02:13 AM): well, this can be the first new post on Tio Jaime: Aleph One TioJaime858 has left the chat room.