3am Criticism of 24 Season Two, 7am - 8am... SEASON FINALE!You are now in chat room “AIMisHomolicious.”
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JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:20 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:23 PM): OK last episode
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:37 PM): nevermind that it's taken me over a year to watch this season
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:20:45 PM): http://tjalephone.blogspot.com/2004/05/public-429-am.html
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:02 PM): (i reserve the right to edit the above URL
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:28 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:32 PM): TONY ALMEIDA!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:47 PM): ooh ann-chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:21:49 PM): KIM BAUER!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:22:14 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:22:18 PM): JACK BAUER!!!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:22:43 PM): oh yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:22:54 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7:00 AM AND 8:00 AM
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:03 PM): is nosferatu chick dead?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:06 PM): oh no she's still alive
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:12 PM): oops
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:15 PM): truck is broken
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:22 PM): seat belt is jammed
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:23:27 PM): WTF?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:24:04 PM): should've shot her when he had the chance
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:24:29 PM): OK way to confuse us in the last episode
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:24:41 PM): hey she's back
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:24:50 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:25:01 PM): knife in the glovebox
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:25:14 PM): yeah MIKE NOVICK
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:25:34 PM): ooh it's a file on peter kingsley
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:25:47 PM): phone calls to jonathan wallace that coral snake dude
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:25:57 PM): planes reaching targets w/in hour
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:26:12 PM): yay collateral damage
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:26:57 PM): yeah that's right Chappelle-bitch
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:27:07 PM): yeah just do it you bitch
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:27:28 PM): ooh cleavage
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:27:42 PM): OK so who's this dude?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:27:54 PM): and i'm guessing he's not in LA?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:28:11 PM): ooh yeah ann-chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:28:27 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:28:34 PM): TONY ALMEIDA playing the smart-ass card
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:28:48 PM): yah whatever
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:28:49 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:29:24 PM): ooh vampire-cleavage
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:29:51 PM): isn't that civvie wondering why the first-bitch is stealing his car?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:29:54 PM): 7:08:41
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:00 PM): 7:13:05
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:22 PM): so why are these bad guys still hanging around LA whena nuke was supposed to have gone off?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:34 PM): heh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:38 PM): "i was released"
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:30:45 PM): and tony is no longer on crutches
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:31:05 PM): ann-nemecunt
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:31:16 PM): ooh yeah she's looking kinda good
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:31:40 PM): ooh terrorist-bride!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:31:50 PM): terrorist-dad
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:31:56 PM): ooh she looks pisssed
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:32:15 PM): ooh yeah nickelodeon chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:32:34 PM): this is kinda stupid
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:32:45 PM): but i guess with EVENTS OCCURRING IN REAL TIME you gotta fill some space
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:11 PM): ooh yeah that chick looks all tore-up
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:22 PM): hot-terrorist-style
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:39 PM): Daddy's Little Terrorist
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:49 PM): Kate
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:33:52 PM): ooh momma
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:34:10 PM): ooh yeah momma in chains
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:34:47 PM): spooky terrorist-chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:36:05 PM): eff the LA coliseum
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:36:37 PM): hey, i've seen U$C lose to cal there three times
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:36:45 PM): ooh yeah take your jacketoff
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:37:24 PM): 7:20:28
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:37:30 PM): 7:24:52
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:38:59 PM): ooh yah alrady 10 mins past the meeting time
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:04 PM): ooh they're going
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:23 PM): oh she's scared
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:38 PM): serves you right you vampire-skank
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:39:59 PM): oh OK she's kind of a good guy now
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:01 PM): nice
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:31 PM): Heart Attack JACK
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:40:51 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:04 PM): terrorist-first-lady!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:26 PM): oh i've marched through there
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:35 PM): the clock said 7:30
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:39 PM): uh oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:41 PM): sniper rifle
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:46 PM): 7:30:07
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:42:51 PM): 7:34:31
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:05 PM): OK so she's been standing there for 4 minutes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:17 PM): ooh yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:24 PM): FUCK $C
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:41 PM): I LIKE HOW THEY SNUCK THE CLOCK IN
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:43:46 PM): i like how they snuck the clock in
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:44:07 PM): ooh yeah vampire chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:13 PM): whoa
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:32 PM): uh oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:35 PM): he's calling her bluff
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:45 PM): uh oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:51 PM): oops, wher'es your sniper
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:53 PM): nice
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:46:58 PM): GET SOME MOTHERFUCKER
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:03 PM): FUCK YEAH
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:07 PM): YEAH YOU BITCHES
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:11 PM): GONNA GET ALL JACK BAUER ON YOUR ASSES
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:15 PM): RUN MOMMA RUN
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:22 PM): DON'T FUCKING STOP RUJNNING
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:43 PM): YEAH RUN ZIPPER HEAD
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:49 PM): where'd the old dude go?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:53 PM): oh he's on the move
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:47:57 PM): RUN MOMMA RUN
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:09 PM): did he take out that last dude on the field?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:21 PM): wow i've never seen the inside of the stadium
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:26 PM): yeah fuck you terrorist
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:29 PM): GET SOME
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:41 PM): EAT IT FUCKER
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:48:46 PM): SHOOT HIS SHIT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:02 PM): AND JACK JUST BROKE HIS NECK ALL JACK-BAUER STYLE
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:10 PM): THAT WAS FUCKING RAD
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:16 PM): SHIT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:27 PM): i reserve the right to fix that tag
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:36 PM): peter kingsley looks pissed
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:47 PM): oops
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:50 PM): empty
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:49:58 PM): well watch, so is peter kingsley's
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:50:12 PM): what w/firing at the sniper's position
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:50:25 PM): whoops
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:50:34 PM): CTU CHOPPER, MOTHERFUCKER
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:03 PM): hmm
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:10 PM): maybe you should call off the bombers or something
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:26 PM): ABORT ABORT
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:30 PM): missed the timestamp
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:33 PM): 7:47:30
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:51:41 PM): oh wait, there's one more climax?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:52:02 PM): ooh hot waitress w/glasses and her hair up
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:52:39 PM): la la
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:52:53 PM): we're sorry we voted against you and shit
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:53:47 PM): well, "strictest standards of proof" is probably a fairytale
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:53:55 PM): but really who am i to say?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:08 PM): yay!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:19 PM): this is the part where they're supposed to throw up their papers and cheer!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:22 PM): they're not cheering
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:41 PM): yay for the benevolent black presi-dude
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:54:57 PM): oh yes yes
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:55:07 PM): aww yeah nice job 11th Hour Mike!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:55:37 PM): ha ha
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:55:40 PM): nice job mike
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:55:42 PM): are you crying?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:55:47 PM): there's no crying in 24!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:56:24 PM): yeah with what "we" did
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:56:25 PM): cock
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:56:51 PM): Either fire me, or get out of my chair.
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:01 PM): ha
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:02 PM): pussy
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:07 PM): he's getting out of the chair
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:11 PM): what a little girl
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:15 PM): ooh speaking of girl
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:57:49 PM): ooh yeah momma
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:02 PM): i want her to hurt me
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:05 PM): is this normal?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:24 PM): Ok that was dippy
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:28 PM): please don't let that be the ending
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:33 PM): oh yeah of course
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:39 PM): the spoiler in teh dvd menu
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:58:42 PM): had kim & jack
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:59:03 PM): yeah sure they let kim just run through their line like that
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:59:08 PM): stupid kim
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:59:30 PM): whoa, her eyebrows look fucked UP
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:00 AM): JACK BAUER is a big boy.... he can take care of himself
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:05 AM): perhaps you should take care of me
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:08 AM): naked
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:11 AM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:43 AM): la la la
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:46 AM): defeat our enemies
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:50 AM): God Bless America
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:55 AM): la la la
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:00:57 AM): what a stupid ending
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:03 AM): oh is it nosferatu chick?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:07 AM): no wait something bad's gonna happen
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:12 AM): got that feeling
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:14 AM): whoa
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:19 AM): hot chick
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:26 AM): do it hot chick!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:31 AM): OOH MOMMA
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:33 AM): OOH YEAH
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:40 AM): SHOOT HIM!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:49 AM): OR DID SHE ANTHRAX HIM?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:01:54 AM): or did she anthrax him?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:02:07 AM): ooh momma
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:02:09 AM): nice boobs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:02:12 AM): ooh yeah nice boobs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:02:18 AM): wait, was that the chick from the firs tseason?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:02:42 AM): ooh yeah
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:02:44 AM): nice boobs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:03:04 AM): wow. what a plan
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:03:05 AM): uh oh
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:03:15 AM): oops
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:04:03 AM): shouldn't the secret service throw him into a limo and speed him to a hospital or something?
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:04:06 AM): 8:00:00
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:04:14 AM): that was somewhat of a shitty ending
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:04:22 AM): i liked the first season's ending better
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:04:30 AM): although this season had boobs running down stairs
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:04:32 AM): yay!
JihadJimmyMWCCDF (12:04:39 AM): OK bedtime
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