Tio Jaime: Aleph One

Not sure exactly why, but I want this.

Go Bears!

And now I'm looking for clerical shirts. You honestly never know when you might need one...

Stay classy, Tio Jaime Nation...
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

8am bid was turned in, with plenty of time to spare. We're just under $1000 for what was called a "slam-dunk" of a job.

and then after that, i'm already a day ahead! bid due tomorrow at 8am PST, i can have that ready by 8am today

gonna take a massive jimmy-dump

here ya go. enjoy

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of Robocop ($6.99 at Fry’s Electronics)

Poke00210 (12:46:06 AM): hello dere! Poke00210 (12:46:34 AM): well, pizza's here, vodka's been poured, and robocop is opened Poke00210 (12:46:52 AM): OK lemme see if i can turn the sounds off on these chat programs Poke00210 (12:47:24 AM): for those of you wondering, i'm running on my TiBook with a monitor Poke00210 (12:47:50 AM): will be watching the movie in the 17" monitor, and have moved the chat windows to Poke00210 (12:47:56 AM): Emily's monitor Poke00210 (12:48:04 AM): for those of you who care about that kind of thing Poke00210 (12:48:30 AM): need to shut the sound down actually because i've never 3am criticized something that was a DVD on this machine Poke00210 (12:48:35 AM): to mute the computer would mute the DVD Poke00210 (12:48:39 AM): not as cool Poke00210 (12:48:41 AM): standby Poke00210 (12:50:30 AM): OK turned the sounds off in iChat Poke00210 (12:50:35 AM): gonna go to aim Poke00210 (12:51:25 AM): OK did that work? Poke00210 (12:51:30 AM): ha ha fuck you chat programs! Poke00210 (12:51:55 AM): MGM DVD Poke00210 (12:52:05 AM): (oh, i started the DVD already) Poke00210 (12:52:11 AM): and now the classic DVD error Poke00210 (12:52:18 AM): OK gonna eject, reinsert Poke00210 (12:52:38 AM): need some vodka Poke00210 (12:53:28 AM): ooh coke and vanilla vodka Poke00210 (12:53:29 AM): good shit Poke00210 (12:53:34 AM): no GDF, but it'll do Poke00210 (12:53:37 AM): MGM DVD again Poke00210 (12:53:38 AM): yay Poke00210 (12:54:04 AM): here's the trailer Poke00210 (12:54:12 AM): get ourselves warmed up Poke00210 (12:54:31 AM): oh sweet Poke00210 (12:55:16 AM): oh cool! the trailer music is from Total Recall! Poke00210 (12:55:32 AM): oh Poke00210 (12:55:33 AM): stupid Poke00210 (12:55:35 AM): i mean terminator Poke00210 (12:55:44 AM): shit I of all people should know that Poke00210 (12:55:54 AM): Robocop, the future of law enforcement Poke00210 (12:56:10 AM): let's watch "other special edition DVDs from MGM" trailers Poke00210 (12:56:18 AM): Carrie Poke00210 (12:57:15 AM): that's some creepy shit Poke00210 (12:57:31 AM): No!!! Poke00210 (12:57:37 AM): THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU Poke00210 (12:57:40 AM): NO Poke00210 (12:57:47 AM): NO Poke00210 (12:57:51 AM): THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU Poke00210 (12:57:52 AM): NO Poke00210 (12:57:53 AM): NO Poke00210 (12:57:57 AM): THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU Poke00210 (12:58:01 AM): THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU Poke00210 (12:58:20 AM): why do i have a feeling that that's gonna come up during the Robocop 3am Criticism??? Poke00210 (12:58:27 AM): Ok here's the Terminator DVD trailer Poke00210 (12:58:35 AM): oh! sweet! Poke00210 (12:58:36 AM): LISTEN Poke00210 (12:58:39 AM): UNDERSTAND Poke00210 (12:58:52 AM): OK starting the trailer Poke00210 (12:58:57 AM): "I'll be back" Poke00210 (12:59:09 AM): available in 5.1 surround Poke00210 (12:59:14 AM): digitally re-mastered Poke00210 (12:59:18 AM): deleted scenes! Poke00210 (12:59:29 AM): oh sweet! Poke00210 (12:59:37 AM): That Terminator is out there! it will not stop. Poke00210 (12:59:45 AM): until you are dead Poke00210 (12:59:54 AM): (i put the html tags in the chat) Poke00210 (1:00:10 AM): Oh it's on Poke00210 (1:00:45 AM): RoboCop Poke00210 (1:01:30 AM): oh yes french neutron device Poke00210 (1:01:54 AM): This is cool.... kinda like total recall Poke00210 (1:01:57 AM): fake commercials Poke00210 (1:02:06 AM): guess that paul verhoeven dude likes that shit Poke00210 (1:02:40 AM): missed that, rewinding Poke00210 (1:03:18 AM): police union leaders blame OCP Poke00210 (1:03:21 AM): oh, detroit Poke00210 (1:03:26 AM): i know somebody in detroit Poke00210 (1:03:41 AM): Clarence Boddicker Poke00210 (1:03:56 AM): DETROIT Poke00210 (1:04:04 AM): Police Precint, Metro West Poke00210 (1:04:18 AM): Scumbags! Poke00210 (1:04:34 AM): Is that the lieutenant from Sledge Hammer Poke00210 (1:04:38 AM): Murphy from Metro South Poke00210 (1:04:52 AM): he has a raccoon tan Poke00210 (1:05:11 AM): OCP, a bunch of morons Poke00210 (1:05:21 AM): Boobs Poke00210 (1:05:28 AM): I liked the boobs Poke00210 (1:05:31 AM): still do Poke00210 (1:06:04 AM): no strikes, dude Poke00210 (1:06:09 AM): police officers don't strike! Poke00210 (1:06:18 AM): oh, that police chick ain't so hot Poke00210 (1:06:25 AM): MURPHY Poke00210 (1:06:54 AM): Ooh yeah Poke00210 (1:06:56 AM): Lewis Poke00210 (1:07:08 AM): Ooh yeah Poke00210 (1:07:09 AM): she's a cutie Poke00210 (1:07:22 AM): yeah Poke00210 (1:07:29 AM): i wanna break in your partner Poke00210 (1:07:38 AM): OK need pizza Poke00210 (1:07:41 AM): gonna pause Poke00210 (1:08:52 AM): yay, wacky business dudes Poke00210 (1:08:58 AM): they like the F word a lot Poke00210 (1:09:29 AM): a stenographer Poke00210 (1:09:35 AM): a dream, he has Poke00210 (1:09:44 AM): Delta City Poke00210 (1:10:08 AM): where old detroit stands Poke00210 (1:10:09 AM): yay Poke00210 (1:10:32 AM): yay for the crazy black dude Poke00210 (1:11:16 AM): is this some wacky distopia or something? Poke00210 (1:11:26 AM): Fellow executives Poke00210 (1:11:32 AM): ED-209 Poke00210 (1:12:00 AM): oh craziness Poke00210 (1:12:13 AM): I don't like that prick-dude Poke00210 (1:12:18 AM): Enforcement Droid 209 Poke00210 (1:13:03 AM): You have 20 seconds to comply! Poke00210 (1:13:13 AM): yeah throw down a loaded weapon Poke00210 (1:13:16 AM): You now have 15 seconds Poke00210 (1:13:22 AM): 5 seconds Poke00210 (1:13:31 AM): oh shit Poke00210 (1:14:02 AM): d'oh Poke00210 (1:14:12 AM): Dick, I'm very disappointed Poke00210 (1:15:01 AM): oh a robocop program Poke00210 (1:15:06 AM): prototype w/in 90 days Poke00210 (1:15:18 AM): but nice job you pissed off jones Poke00210 (1:15:27 AM): and somehow you got on the elevator on floor 120 Poke00210 (1:15:36 AM): even though you got off on 95 Poke00210 (1:15:45 AM): oh hi dykey lewis Poke00210 (1:16:22 AM): this guy looks kinda stupid as a human Poke00210 (1:16:26 AM): heh Industrial Way Poke00210 (1:16:45 AM): heh it's Red Forman Poke00210 (1:16:58 AM): aww shit Poke00210 (1:17:07 AM): he used the F word and then kicked his driver Poke00210 (1:17:23 AM): backup epa 15 minutes Poke00210 (1:17:25 AM): that sucks Poke00210 (1:17:41 AM): aww shit Poke00210 (1:17:44 AM): here we go Poke00210 (1:18:12 AM): umm, where'd the bullet holes in the windshield go? Poke00210 (1:18:15 AM): OK now they're back Poke00210 (1:18:19 AM): still there Poke00210 (1:18:23 AM): i wanna lick lewis Poke00210 (1:19:02 AM): oh she's a cutie Poke00210 (1:19:13 AM): that's probably not good policing Poke00210 (1:19:19 AM): splitting up like that Poke00210 (1:19:25 AM): nevermind not waiting for backup Poke00210 (1:19:39 AM): oh she's a cutie Poke00210 (1:19:58 AM): she found somebody Poke00210 (1:20:12 AM): nice job Poke00210 (1:20:28 AM): next tim don't look at the alabama blacksnake Poke00210 (1:20:38 AM): who's that dude? Poke00210 (1:20:51 AM): oh... haven't seen this in a long time Poke00210 (1:21:15 AM): "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me" Poke00210 (1:21:23 AM): i missed the I'd buy that for a dollar Poke00210 (1:21:48 AM): oh that's not good Poke00210 (1:22:08 AM): Red! Poke00210 (1:22:43 AM): great cop? kind of a dumb cop, i'd say Poke00210 (1:23:09 AM): 'You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy" Poke00210 (1:23:22 AM): Cops don't like me, so i don't like cops Poke00210 (1:23:38 AM): aww shit Poke00210 (1:23:41 AM): that's not cool Poke00210 (1:24:19 AM): OK that's not cool Poke00210 (1:24:42 AM): shit Poke00210 (1:25:04 AM): see, lewis, this is why you wait for backup Poke00210 (1:25:51 AM): aren't you usually dead when you get shot in the head? Poke00210 (1:26:34 AM): TJ Lazer Poke00210 (1:28:09 AM): ooh hi momma Poke00210 (1:29:33 AM): You're gonna be a bad motherfucker Poke00210 (1:29:41 AM): yay happy new year Poke00210 (1:29:48 AM): oooh it's the librarian chick Poke00210 (1:29:55 AM): and she's drunk Poke00210 (1:30:12 AM): RoboCop! Poke00210 (1:30:52 AM): Shut up asshole Poke00210 (1:31:05 AM): whatta cocok Poke00210 (1:31:07 AM): cock Poke00210 (1:32:29 AM): i like that black guy Poke00210 (1:33:30 AM): F word again Poke00210 (1:33:38 AM): ooh hi lewis Poke00210 (1:34:01 AM): yeah it's a good idea to stick your head into the range like that Poke00210 (1:34:26 AM): and it's also a good idea not to wear ear protection Poke00210 (1:34:41 AM): it helps if you're a OCP exec Poke00210 (1:35:08 AM): heh, was that a taurus? Poke00210 (1:35:17 AM): robocop theme! Poke00210 (1:35:27 AM): need more vodka Poke00210 (1:35:29 AM): gonna pause Poke00210 (1:35:33 AM): I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR Poke00210 (1:37:28 AM): OK back Poke00210 (1:37:31 AM): did i miss anything? Poke00210 (1:37:38 AM): well obviously not Poke00210 (1:38:09 AM): i'll open the safe Poke00210 (1:38:19 AM): "fuck me!" Poke00210 (1:38:28 AM): jack daniels Poke00210 (1:38:29 AM): tide Poke00210 (1:38:45 AM): heh, he bent the barrel Poke00210 (1:38:50 AM): I'LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR Poke00210 (1:40:13 AM): heh, how're your nuts Poke00210 (1:40:17 AM): YOu're move creep Poke00210 (1:40:19 AM): you're Poke00210 (1:40:38 AM): aww yeah bitches Poke00210 (1:41:03 AM): terrorism! Poke00210 (1:41:12 AM): councilmember ron miller Poke00210 (1:41:15 AM): went postal Poke00210 (1:41:28 AM): heh, wait, it's a robocop Poke00210 (1:42:11 AM): I want a recount! Poke00210 (1:42:31 AM): really shitty gas milage Poke00210 (1:42:35 AM): mileage Poke00210 (1:42:49 AM): yeah dumbass, go to the window Poke00210 (1:42:57 AM): because police don't have snipers or anything Poke00210 (1:43:07 AM): they're gonna throw in a blaupunkt Poke00210 (1:43:18 AM): LOL Poke00210 (1:43:36 AM): whoops, he fell out of the window Poke00210 (1:43:46 AM): Lee Iacocca elementary school Poke00210 (1:44:38 AM): one million jobs, eh? Poke00210 (1:44:54 AM): end of crime in 40 days! Poke00210 (1:45:10 AM): i'd buy that for a dollar Poke00210 (1:46:21 AM): iron butt Poke00210 (1:46:28 AM): ooh he said the A-word! Poke00210 (1:46:36 AM): there was always respect Poke00210 (1:46:48 AM): you just stepped over it buddy-boy Poke00210 (1:47:53 AM): see, this is like a post-jimmy cal percussion song Poke00210 (1:48:04 AM): "hey we need the F-word here too!" Poke00210 (1:48:20 AM): heh, styrofoam big mac container Poke00210 (1:48:52 AM): oh shit, it's old school chicken mcnuggets! Poke00210 (1:49:28 AM): rebels blew up the airport in alcapulco Poke00210 (1:49:53 AM): heh, we got a problem Poke00210 (1:50:06 AM): heh, call bob morton Poke00210 (1:50:27 AM): ooh ann lewis Poke00210 (1:50:31 AM): i like chicks named ann Poke00210 (1:52:39 AM): oh damn officer lewis is a hottie! Poke00210 (1:52:50 AM): wonder how she looks nowadays Poke00210 (1:53:40 AM): CRIME IN PROGRESS Poke00210 (1:53:55 AM): Plane Geometry Poke00210 (1:54:02 AM): oh oh oh Poke00210 (1:54:11 AM): that's the prick doctor from ER Poke00210 (1:54:25 AM): Dead or alive, you're coming w/me Poke00210 (1:54:28 AM): I know you Poke00210 (1:54:30 AM): YOu're dead! Poke00210 (1:54:35 AM): we killed you Poke00210 (1:54:39 AM): yeah, shoot at the robocop Poke00210 (1:55:26 AM): LOL nice job dumbass Poke00210 (1:55:43 AM): first you shoot at the robocop, then you piss him off, and now you try to run away from him Poke00210 (1:56:14 AM): what's with the woody allen type cop Poke00210 (1:56:19 AM): annoying jew Poke00210 (1:56:24 AM): heh, robocop just gave you the finger Poke00210 (1:57:32 AM): pausing, talking to Trose Poke00210 (2:00:36 AM): Ok and no robocop found muirphy Poke00210 (2:00:41 AM): i mean boddicker Poke00210 (2:00:49 AM): and by association, Alex Murphy Poke00210 (2:01:00 AM): 548 Primrose Lane in detroit Poke00210 (2:01:10 AM): wonder if that really exists Poke00210 (2:02:11 AM): yahoo maps says no primrose lane Poke00210 (2:02:22 AM): rather, no 548 primrose lane Poke00210 (2:05:56 AM): Bitches Leave Poke00210 (2:06:33 AM): whoa, a CD Poke00210 (2:10:32 AM): heh the vietnamese guy said fuck you Poke00210 (2:14:17 AM): just gimme my fucking phone call Poke00210 (2:17:53 AM): robocop is getting jacked Poke00210 (2:19:20 AM): that's stupid Poke00210 (2:19:29 AM): the ED-209 was defeated by the common stair? Poke00210 (2:20:57 AM): amd mpw tjeu Poke00210 (2:21:00 AM): oops Poke00210 (2:21:05 AM): and now they're killing robocop Poke00210 (2:29:31 AM): I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR! Poke00210 (2:35:40 AM): ha ha you ran into the toxic waste Poke00210 (2:35:52 AM): LOL Poke00210 (2:36:00 AM): you're all deformed tastic Poke00210 (2:36:06 AM): oh hi ann lewis Poke00210 (2:36:18 AM): i like your taurus Poke00210 (2:36:55 AM): OK that was nasty Poke00210 (2:37:13 AM): oops Poke00210 (2:37:23 AM): officer yum yum got shot Poke00210 (2:38:10 AM): dumbass, didn't boddicker say nothing fancy? Poke00210 (2:38:13 AM): dumbfuck Poke00210 (2:38:32 AM): if you'd just killed him with your big damn gun Poke00210 (2:38:35 AM): ha ha Poke00210 (2:38:40 AM): yay officer lewis Poke00210 (2:39:01 AM): isn't that how the terminator died? Poke00210 (2:39:18 AM): heh, how's your neck asshole? Poke00210 (2:40:16 AM): heh, i think i see where this is going Poke00210 (2:40:20 AM): take that ED-209 Poke00210 (2:40:27 AM): you're in a johnny cab Poke00210 (2:40:44 AM): heh Poke00210 (2:42:33 AM): heh, he fired him Poke00210 (2:42:36 AM): nice job black dude Poke00210 (2:42:53 AM): for some reason i must hav emissed that part so many moons ago Poke00210 (2:42:55 AM): ROBOCOP Poke00210 (2:42:59 AM): wow, we made it Poke00210 (2:43:39 AM): music by basil pouledoris Poke00210 (2:43:50 AM): ooh nancy allen as officer ann lewis Poke00210 (2:45:11 AM): and imdb says it's "anne lewis" Poke00210 (2:45:58 AM): http://imdb.com/name/nm0000262/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTUwMHx0dD1vbnxmYj11fHBuPTB8cT1uYW5jeSBhbGxlbnxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=20;fm=1 Poke00210 (2:46:02 AM): she's 54 now Poke00210 (2:46:27 AM): she was like 37 or so when robocop came out then? Poke00210 (2:47:42 AM): and this soundtrack sucks Poke00210 (2:49:32 AM): hmm, not sure what the difference is between the two imdb links, but here's another... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000262 Poke00210 (2:49:42 AM): and apparently she was in Carrie Poke00210 (2:49:49 AM): nice coming around full circle there Poke00210 (2:50:02 AM): naughty pics of Nancy Allen? but of course... Poke00210 (2:50:56 AM): http://www.paris-hilton-sex.com/n/Nancy-Allen/ Poke00210 (2:51:01 AM): and on that note, goodnight kids ”Poke00210” signed off at 2:51:07 AM.

The Tio Jaime Nation Ministry of Truth is has approved the following post for general consumption.

Tales of a Witty Sex Kitten - One California Burrito minus the pinche puto
Post is from before Christmas, but very poignant. Men, please don't do this, this does nothing to advance our gender and really is only good fodder for posts.

Special Humanitarian Award goes to WSK for not only stifling seemingly uncontrollable laughter in the face of textbook schadenfreude, but also taking control of a otherwise golden opportunity.

Enjoy the holiday,
Tio Jaime, Chief Defender of the Faith

3AM CRITICISM OF THE GRADUATE

Poke00210 (2:26:46 AM): hi there condi Poke00210 (2:26:54 AM): OK i'm gonna 3am criticize The Graduate Poke00210 (2:27:00 AM): which is a damn good movie Poke00210 (2:27:43 AM): all the while having a omelette, triscuits, cheez-its, Glenfiddich 18 Year, and trying to send mp3s to 'Trose! Poke00210 (2:27:54 AM): oh it's true Poke00210 (2:28:02 AM): let's do this Poke00210 (2:28:42 AM): Embassy Pictures Poke00210 (2:28:56 AM): approach to Los Angeles Poke00210 (2:29:28 AM): and in a salami-onion omelette, not enough onions is better than too many damn onions Poke00210 (2:30:25 AM): la la la Sound of Silence Poke00210 (2:30:26 AM): yay Poke00210 (2:30:37 AM): oh look scotch Poke00210 (2:31:17 AM): hope these eggs cooked OK Poke00210 (2:31:30 AM): Dustin Hoffman is man-prety Poke00210 (2:31:33 AM): man-pretty Poke00210 (2:32:48 AM): oh yay the carlsons are here from tarzana Poke00210 (2:33:15 AM): something about a wop car? Poke00210 (2:33:23 AM): How are you, track star? Poke00210 (2:33:52 AM): proud proud proud proud proud proud proud proud proud proud Poke00210 (2:33:59 AM): Ben Poke00210 (2:34:02 AM): Mr. McGuire Poke00210 (2:34:19 AM): just wanna say one word to you Poke00210 (2:34:20 AM): one word Poke00210 (2:34:25 AM): Listen. Understnad Poke00210 (2:34:27 AM): Plastics Poke00210 (2:34:34 AM): great future in plastics Poke00210 (2:34:44 AM): yeah, especially for some liberal arts kinda dude, ya? Poke00210 (2:34:46 AM): great Poke00210 (2:34:58 AM): Ben's college yearbook, woowee! Poke00210 (2:35:01 AM): need more scotch Poke00210 (2:35:58 AM): Mrs. Robinson! Poke00210 (2:36:25 AM): is it a girl? Poke00210 (2:36:37 AM): i like anne bancroft Poke00210 (2:36:49 AM): probably because she spells her name w/an "E" Poke00210 (2:37:16 AM): nice throw, woman Poke00210 (2:37:44 AM): why the shit do I have HOLD FAST written on my knuckles? Poke00210 (2:38:16 AM): ooh yeah she doesn't feel safe until she gets the lights on Poke00210 (2:40:00 AM): what do you think of her Poke00210 (2:40:09 AM): you've known her all your life, you must have formed some opinion of her Poke00210 (2:41:00 AM): i like her legs Poke00210 (2:41:09 AM): ooh hi legs Poke00210 (2:41:19 AM): Mrs. Robinson you're trying to seduce me Poke00210 (2:41:23 AM): Aren't you? Poke00210 (2:41:40 AM): finish your drink Poke00210 (2:41:43 AM): i need a drink Poke00210 (2:42:01 AM): yay elaine portrait Poke00210 (2:42:23 AM): ooh come over there for a minute Poke00210 (2:42:30 AM): "will you unzip my dress" Poke00210 (2:43:08 AM): OK and now she's getting all lkinds of naked Poke00210 (2:43:38 AM): would you *like* me to seduce you? Poke00210 (2:44:27 AM): meh, and now she's mad Poke00210 (2:44:35 AM): put the purse in elaine's room ooh yeah Poke00210 (2:44:40 AM): uh oh Poke00210 (2:44:50 AM): OK *now* she's all kinds of naked Poke00210 (2:45:21 AM): Oh jesus, mr. robinson's home Poke00210 (2:45:25 AM): i don't really like tan lines Poke00210 (2:46:25 AM): OK omelette is now craptacular Poke00210 (2:46:29 AM): too many damn onions Poke00210 (2:47:04 AM): you'llnever be young again Poke00210 (2:47:14 AM): Can I make a suggestion? Poke00210 (2:49:00 AM): this kelis vs. madonna isn't so great Poke00210 (2:49:42 AM): ben's 21st b-day Poke00210 (2:49:48 AM): "can i speak to you for a second dad?" Poke00210 (2:51:07 AM): and now, dustin hoffman in scuba gear Poke00210 (2:52:11 AM): and now he's in the pool Poke00210 (2:52:32 AM): no real connection to the scene in Old School, but somehow I made the transition?? Poke00210 (2:52:39 AM): the simon and garfunkel helped Poke00210 (2:53:18 AM): I was thinking about that tim eafter theparty... Poke00210 (2:53:20 AM): time after the party Poke00210 (2:53:25 AM): The Taft Hotel! Poke00210 (2:53:31 AM): OK Poke00210 (2:54:14 AM): yay old people Poke00210 (2:55:24 AM): ahh, thank you Poke00210 (2:56:09 AM): oh, how we have a brannon Poke00210 (2:57:12 AM): Hallo, benjamin Poke00210 (2:57:28 AM): may i have a drink Poke00210 (2:57:39 AM): Waiter. I will have a martini Poke00210 (2:58:15 AM): Mmm, anne bancroft is a yum yum Poke00210 (2:59:19 AM): Mr. Gladstone! Poke00210 (2:59:31 AM): I just have a toothbrush Poke00210 (2:59:41 AM): yay, toothbrush Poke00210 (3:00:04 AM): Benjamin Poke00210 (3:00:08 AM): Benjamin Braddock Poke00210 (3:01:08 AM): Check Please Poke00210 (3:01:18 AM): I gots me a toothbrush Poke00210 (3:01:29 AM): gonna put some dishes away Poke00210 (3:01:31 AM): no more scotch Poke00210 (3:03:52 AM): well Poke00210 (3:03:57 AM): they're in the room Poke00210 (3:04:01 AM): and she's getting undressed Poke00210 (3:04:16 AM): i wanna spank anne bancroft Poke00210 (3:04:34 AM): nice job w/the wood hanger there Poke00210 (3:04:41 AM): oh, i poured another scotch Poke00210 (3:04:45 AM): becasue I could Poke00210 (3:04:57 AM): OK and now she's taking off her blouse again Poke00210 (3:05:21 AM): this is all terribly wrong Poke00210 (3:05:32 AM): I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends Poke00210 (3:06:01 AM): Is this your first time? Poke00210 (3:06:07 AM): oh that's a laugh-and-a-half Poke00210 (3:06:20 AM): heh, and now you're inadequate Poke00210 (3:06:33 AM): OK so what happened? Poke00210 (3:06:36 AM): did they have the sex? Poke00210 (3:06:45 AM): and cut to pool Poke00210 (3:06:52 AM): simon and garfunky Poke00210 (3:08:40 AM): OK and now i'm falling asleep Poke00210 (3:09:13 AM): they should remake The Graduate with Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, with Poke00210 (3:09:18 AM): whoops, fell asleep there Poke00210 (3:09:44 AM): segue into: new simon and garfunkle song Poke00210 (3:10:36 AM): OK nothing's happening, except for me falling asleep Poke00210 (3:10:41 AM): and not drinking my scotch Poke00210 (3:11:38 AM): OK now he's in the ool Poke00210 (3:11:47 AM): pool Poke00210 (3:12:01 AM): oh, he hasn't been thinking about graduate school Poke00210 (3:12:45 AM): oh the robinsons are here Poke00210 (3:12:51 AM): Dude, Whjere's my Scotch\ Poke00210 (3:13:25 AM): falling asleep here Poke00210 (3:13:46 AM): drive around-age Poke00210 (3:13:50 AM): ben's mom is fucking hot Poke00210 (3:14:13 AM): OK i missed that exchange Poke00210 (3:14:22 AM): but what it all boils down to is that ben's mom ie hot Poke00210 (3:16:03 AM): ooh separate bedrooms Poke00210 (3:16:22 AM): he doesn't want to pry, but he's OK w/plowing Mrs. Robinson's lower 40 Poke00210 (3:19:08 AM): oops, pissed her off Poke00210 (3:27:15 AM): i'm gonna brush my teeth Poke00210 (3:27:26 AM): maybe lie down for a second Poke00210 (3:27:35 AM): i don't think we're going the distance tonight Poke00210 (3:31:38 AM): OK just brushed my teeth Poke00210 (3:31:41 AM): this ain't happening Poke00210 (3:31:46 AM): goodnight kids “Poke00210” signed off at 3:31:54 AM.

WELCOME TO TIO JAIME NATION - XANGA PROVINCE

For those of you who like blonde SI Swimsuit models (and you know who you are) from lovely Santa Cruz, CA (about an hour and a half from me right now in I-880)...

GRATUITOUS MARISA MILLER HERE!!!

Really, it was only a matter of time before she made the SHoP...

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy

You blue state NorCal fucks really piss me off sometimes. Don't take it personally though, it's the mob mentality you all have. If there were more of me here among you Bay Aryans, I'd feel somewhat empowered too.

So really, even if you consider yourself one of the "blue state NorCal fucks" rest assured you're still pretty high up in my book because you elect to live in what is consistently voted one of the nicest places to live in America.

Gonna be a long day today, as I'm on my fifth day of "Sitting tight, waiting for the higher ups to find me something to do." I should ditch and go to cache creek...

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JihadJimmyCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
ImJustASieveMachine = Civil Engineering friend from Berkeley. And he don't work for nobody but you

ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:21 AM): it is pouring down here
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:22 AM): stupid storm
JihadJimmyCDF (8:41:29 AM): damn, really?
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:44 AM): yes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:46 AM): until wed
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:48 AM): this sucks
ImJustASieveMachine (8:41:51 AM): but eh... it's life
JihadJimmyCDF (8:42:18 AM): you know, compared to other northern californians, i like SoCal quite a bit
JihadJimmyCDF (8:42:25 AM): most of us up here hate SoCal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:42:57 AM): yea i know
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:01 AM): i really do not understand why tho
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:16 AM): I mean... you do not see SO Cal residents saying "I HATE NOR CAL PPL!"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:26 AM): yeah totally
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:27 AM): but nor cali has this pride mentality that i have noticed
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:36 AM): no i've only recently noticed this
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:36 AM): they even have a brand of clothing called nor cal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:40 AM): how ignorant is that
JihadJimmyCDF (8:43:41 AM): OK that's just stupid
ImJustASieveMachine (8:43:56 AM): dood, don't you see them whiteboys in their big trucks
ImJustASieveMachine (8:44:08 AM): and skater type outfits up north wearing "nor cal?"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:44:54 AM): I remember the first few days at school
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:03 AM): the san josenians
JihadJimmyCDF (8:45:07 AM): OK i may give you shit about the dodgers and angels, but all in all, SoCal is just alright w/me
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:24 AM): would say to me "so you are from LA, huh... i heard everyone dresses up everyday."
ImJustASieveMachine (8:45:46 AM): In my head, I'm thinking..."huh, you're from Nor Cal, so i heard that all you Nor Cal ppl are gay."
JihadJimmyCDF (8:45:53 AM): san jose-tards have a different complex than the rest of the bay area
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:10 AM): the ppl from Nor Cal's east side dislike LA ppl for some odd reason
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:14 AM): they think that we are stuck up
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:19 AM): don't get it
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:34 AM): If Nor Cal is so great, then how come there is nothing to do over there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:41 AM): it is boring
JihadJimmyCDF (8:46:47 AM): i totally agree
ImJustASieveMachine (8:46:50 AM): my gf is from Daly City and she admits that Nor Cal is boring
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:01 AM): waay more shit to do in SoCal
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:02 AM): the only thing that I like about Nor Cal is the clean air
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:08 AM): and Bart
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:13 AM): and even then, recently it's not soo clean
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:21 AM): other than that, the drivers are ruder up there than here.
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:24 AM): BART is OK except for the minorities
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:30 AM): SoCal Drivers are smart
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:32 AM): the minorities and the niggers
JihadJimmyCDF (8:47:35 AM): they don't change lanes in traffic
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:39 AM): YES!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:40 AM): dood
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:50 AM): i was driving 101 south from Palo Alto to Mtn View
ImJustASieveMachine (8:47:55 AM): and i wanted to change lanes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:07 AM): the minute i signal to change lanes, ppl speed up to not let you in
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:12 AM): and they freaking cut you off so badly up there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:14 AM): don't get it
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:31 AM): yeah really NorCal Drivers suck major butt
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:34 AM): except for me
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:43 AM): they bitch and moan saying that LA ppl are assholes on the road... uh... have you looked in the mirror lately you liberal bitch?
JihadJimmyCDF (8:48:55 AM): here's what it is
ImJustASieveMachine (8:48:58 AM): what's that
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:01 AM): NorCal Drivers are crazy
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:04 AM): YES!
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:10 AM): but secretly, we're intimidated by LA drivers
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:10 AM): i got cut off so many times over the weekend
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:27 AM): so we have to call you assholes and crazy drivers
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:29 AM): yeah cuz LA drivers all come "strapped" and we might bust a cap in yo ass
JihadJimmyCDF (8:49:51 AM): when in reality, all these dumbfucks on 880 wouldn't last a second in LA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:54 AM): i mean, i have ppl who cut me off badly up there where I would have to slam on the brakes
ImJustASieveMachine (8:49:59 AM): HAHAHAHAHHAHA
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:14 AM): YEAH WTF
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:18 AM): I never understood why Nor Cal ppl HATE LA so much
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:26 AM): OK about that then...
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:32 AM): makes no sense
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:45 AM): I think NorCal has some what of a complex about itself
JihadJimmyCDF (8:50:54 AM): we think our shit doesn't stink
ImJustASieveMachine (8:50:59 AM): HAHAHAHHAHA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:05 AM): dood the minute i was up there
JihadJimmyCDF (8:51:08 AM): so what's the easy target? LA
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:11 AM): the first 2 weeks
JihadJimmyCDF (8:51:18 AM): what, like freshman year?
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:21 AM): everyone on campus or in the dorms came up to me and said
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:24 AM): yes freshman
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:29 AM): they all said "you gotta be from LA"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:38 AM): i have this confused look on my face and ask "why?"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:51:56 AM): they answer, "the way you dress... just seems so LA. Everyone from LA dresses up."
JihadJimmyCDF (8:52:17 AM): OK, which is code for: We're kinda slobs here in NorCal. You need to dress down to us.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:23 AM): i'm thinking... maybe because i take care of myself properly and want to look presentable. Now if you ever decide to get your haircut, maybe you too can look "LA"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:52:34 AM): EX-FUCKING-ACTLY
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:47 AM): they don't give a rat's ass how they look up there
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:50 AM): only to work
ImJustASieveMachine (8:52:57 AM): and even then, sometimes it isn't perfect
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:21 AM): fuck dude, i'd much rather be mistaken for SoCal than NorCal, solely on the way I'm dressed
ImJustASieveMachine (8:53:30 AM): hahahahahaha
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:42 AM): but then again, i'm construction, so i shop @ mervyn's
ImJustASieveMachine (8:53:47 AM): or ross
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:50 AM): marshall's
JihadJimmyCDF (8:53:59 AM): or the Goodwill on University Ave.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:01 AM): or walmart
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:08 AM): or at peoples park
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:09 AM): oh shit
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:17 AM): walmart has some good shit though!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:21 AM): sometimes they do
JihadJimmyCDF (8:54:28 AM): I bought like three pairs of jeans for work for like $40!
ImJustASieveMachine (8:54:29 AM): or at "targieh"
ImJustASieveMachine (8:55:00 AM): yeah, but those cheap jeans are made out of material that really chafes your nuts and make them itch
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:12 AM): my nuts are always chafed and itchy
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:16 AM): w/o fail
JihadJimmyCDF (8:55:54 AM): i'm gonna post this on the goddam blog
ImJustASieveMachine (8:55:55 AM): even if you are going full commando
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:08 AM): the air chafes them dingleberries
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:11 AM): I mean, I like NorCal and all, but seriously, sometimes, it makes me wanna take a huge dump
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:18 AM): must be a "nor cal thing"
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:28 AM): esp. w/the last election?? too many goddam LIbEralS
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:30 AM): then move down here jimmy james, it would be awesome
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:39 AM): cali is full of liberals
JihadJimmyCDF (8:56:45 AM): well NorCal esp.
ImJustASieveMachine (8:56:56 AM): a lot of pretentious fucks
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:01 AM): totally
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:07 AM): i totally agree
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:32 AM): but you just have to be the better person and ignore their ridiculous naiive comments
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:38 AM): and give them the finger behind their backs
ImJustASieveMachine (8:57:42 AM): and wish them death
JihadJimmyCDF (8:57:54 AM): and then blog about their stupid shit

Special Poltical post for Tio Jaime Nation, Xanga Province!!!

So after a quick consultation and ruling from SixHertz, this following parody is definitely not SHoPpable. Hell, it's barely xangable in my opinion, which is why I took the liberty of blacking it out for you. If you wanna see it, you gotta highlight it with your mouse.

Allow me to repeat that: THIS SONG PUSHES EVEN MY OWN, PERSONAL LIMITS OF INVECTIVES.

You have been warned. You are responsible for any offense you take to contents below the line. To highlight the blacked out lyrics below acknowledges your acceptance of this resonsibility.

Good Luck,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

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Fuck you Gays/All Night Long

Election 2K4 Lyrics!

Lionel Richie Lyrics (1985?)

Well, my friends, the time has come To cast your vote and sing along Nevermind they'll think you're wrong Let your cussing go on (go on, go on) Everybody wretch, everybody hurl Those two boys think they're girls They are a gay couple, Gay homos, love butt-sex, forever I hope you die from AIDS! They are a gay couple, Gay homos, love butt-sex, forever I hope you die from AIDS! They are a gay couple, Gay homos, love butt-sex, forever I hope you die from AIDS! Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Watch you make the South so mad See them define a Mom and Dad Make them think that gays are bad Scare them with your flaming (flaming, flaming) Make your useless noise, and throw your useless weight, You, yourselves will isolate They are a gay couple, Gay homos, love butt-sex, forever I hope you die from AIDS! Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Vaseline farts and You can't sit down. Butt-sex may hurt But there's reach-arounds America's voting Your lifestyle away There goes acceptance Of all you gays! Oh, yes You've mobilized our party! Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! (fuck you) Fuck you Gays! Everyone you meet They'll vote for your defeat Fuck you Gays! Yeah, I said, everyone you meet They'll vote for your defeat Fuck you Gays! Yeah, I said, everyone you meet They'll vote for your defeat Fuck you Gays! Take that! MANDATE!

Well, my friends, the time has come To raise the roof and have some fun Throw away the work to be done Let the music play on (play on, play on) Everbody sing, everybody dance Lose yourself in wild romance We’re going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come on and sing along! We’re going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come onand sing along! We’re going to party Karamu, fiesta, forever Come on and sing along! All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) People dancing all in the street See the rhythm all in their feet Life is good wild and sweet Let the music play on (play on, play on) Feel it in your heart And feel it in your soul Let the music take control We’re going to party Liming, fiesta, forever Come on and sing my song! All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) Yeah, once you get started You can’t sit down Come join the fun It’s a merry go round Everyone’s dancing Their troubles away Come join our party See how we play! Oh, yes We’re going to have a party! All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! Everyone you meet They’re jamming in the street All night long1 Yeah, I said, everyone you meet They’re jamming in the street All night long! Yeah, I said, everyone you meet They’re jamming in the street All night long! Feel good! feel good!

Still not Mexican. Just checked. Here are some The Amazing Race links...

Hayden's profile on fishbowl.com
Oh my, she's a hottie, and from Eastern WA!!! check out the rest of fishbowl.com when you get the chance...

OK WTF, I just looked around fishbowl some more, how is it that Big Brother is out on DVD and shit, but TAR isn't??? I tried watching Big Brother, and thank God for editing, because that one task I saw waaaay back when should've taken them 3 hours.

haydenkristianson.com
this link is on her fishbowl profile...  Hayden in her underwear.


Jonathan and Victoria's site
This chick was in playboy. Not sure how because she's kinda janky. And I still think this guy's a cock.

Enough for now, hope all is well,
Tio Jaime

No, I'm not Mexican. My crew is though. Was. They moved onto a different job, so I suppose they're not my crew anymore. But here's a quick salute to them:

You Know You're Mexican When....

You have ever been hit by a chancla. You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking. You light a candle on the night of the Lotto drawing. You use your lips to point something out. You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music. You use "manteca" (lard) instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger. You call your sneakers "tenees". You have at least thirty cousins. You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. You are in a 5-passenger car with 7 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben". Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils. Your mom packs your "lonchera" everyday. You or someone you know uses "Tres Flores" in their hair. Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. There is more Budweiser than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. Everyone still thinks Cesar Chavez is the best boxer even if he lost against Oscar De La Hoya. You've gone to the Pulgamarket every weekend for years. You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking up every inch of space on/under the TV. You have a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha, or elephant in your living room. You have plastic slipcovers on your sofas. You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. You have a drunk uncle/aunt. You're still afraid to open that umbrella in your house. You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio. Your mother, tia or hermana's hair is blackcherry, "Sun in" red or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous. You always try to find out what town another fellow Latino's family is from. You have ever had to "beepiar" a friend on their pager. You wear your Sunday best to do laundry at the laundrymat and go grocery shopping. You have told your kid not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll catch a cold. You go to a wedding or Quiencienera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. You think Cristina trumps Oprah any day. You have a cousin named "Guero" who's darker than night. You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. You go to a white friends house for dinner and don't understand the concept of sitting at a table. You've tried to bring a mango back to the US from Mexico, and a bonus point if you actually made it all the way home with it. You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now. You drive a "Cheby", an "Ohsmobeel" or a "Bolswahgon" You're proud to be Mexican - and you pass these jokes on to all your Mexican friends!

Poke00210 (7:57:09 PM): LOL my icon is my darlin Condoleezza
Poke00210 (7:58:00 PM): and what better way to ring in TROJAN to the internet by 3am criticizing TV!
Poke00210 (7:58:14 PM): unfortunately, we're a week late, else we would have had the season finale of The Amazing Race 6
Poke00210 (7:58:26 PM): and just to be gratuitous, HAYDEN BOOBS BOOBIES CLEAVAGE
Poke00210 (7:58:51 PM): and oh yes, Fresh Gilmore Girls!
Poke00210 (7:58:57 PM): a mere minute away
Poke00210 (7:59:04 PM): instead of peeing, I opted to set up the 3am Criticism
Poke00210 (7:59:19 PM): this, contrary to popular belief, is *not* liveblogging
Poke00210 (7:59:26 PM): not
Poke00210 (7:59:29 PM): shit
Poke00210 (7:59:34 PM):
Poke00210 (7:59:45 PM): not liveblogging
Poke00210 (8:00:09 PM): if you're confused, think about it... you'll see why I had to add the tag
Poke00210 (8:00:23 PM): bearing in mind that I only add html tags in word after the fact
Poke00210 (8:00:35 PM): i only change chat transcripts w/orquiza when we send them to calpercussion
Poke00210 (8:00:50 PM): and even then, not so much nowadays because the new kids are kinda creepy
Poke00210 (8:00:53 PM): OK
Poke00210 (8:00:55 PM): so commercials
Poke00210 (8:01:01 PM): i'm gonna take off my watch and class ring
Poke00210 (8:01:02 PM): go bells
Poke00210 (8:01:05 PM): brb
Poke00210 (8:01:23 PM): Welcome to a Fresh WB Tuesday!
Poke00210 (8:01:26 PM): OK
“Poke00210” is away from the computer as of 8:01:31 PM.
Poke00210 (8:01:35 PM): Previously on Gilmore Girls!
Poke00210 (8:01:50 PM): wow, whorish rory in shirttails
Poke00210 (8:02:01 PM): tequila
Poke00210 (8:02:09 PM): Tequila!
Poke00210 (8:02:26 PM): Lorelai and I belong together!
Poke00210 (8:02:45 PM): huh?
Poke00210 (8:02:53 PM): i guess i missed that part last week
Poke00210 (8:02:57 PM): i wonder wha ti was doing
Poke00210 (8:03:01 PM): "You and me, we're done"
Poke00210 (8:03:04 PM): ooh
Poke00210 (8:03:50 PM): yeah, luke is bringing the car around
Poke00210 (8:03:52 PM): g/l w/that there
Poke00210 (8:04:10 PM): OK opening credits
Poke00210 (8:04:12 PM): wait for it
Poke00210 (8:04:13 PM): ...
Poke00210 (8:04:19 PM): lauren Graham in shorts!
Poke00210 (8:04:35 PM): OK and here's... Liza Weil!
Poke00210 (8:04:48 PM): "doe-eyed and top-heavy
Poke00210 (8:04:50 PM): "
Poke00210 (8:04:58 PM): I think i said top heavy somewhere in a post today
Poke00210 (8:05:04 PM): perhaps a comment
Poke00210 (8:05:15 PM): Gilmore Girls presented by Iams dog food
Poke00210 (8:05:20 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:05:40 PM): your dog is eating at somebody elses house
Poke00210 (8:05:49 PM): WTF is this dog movie shit?
Poke00210 (8:05:54 PM): Because of Winn-Dixie?
Poke00210 (8:06:08 PM): and why does that dog keep smiling?
Poke00210 (8:06:10 PM): that's just creepy
Poke00210 (8:06:28 PM): perhaps i should pee now
Poke00210 (8:06:31 PM): Ok brb
Poke00210 (8:07:44 PM): dammit
Poke00210 (8:07:46 PM): took too long
Poke00210 (8:08:01 PM): OK and now she's talking to the only mexi-dude in New England
Poke00210 (8:08:08 PM): ha ha, tequila
Poke00210 (8:08:12 PM): he was playling tequila
Poke00210 (8:08:28 PM): not sure if anybody but me noticed it, because ha ha, they weren't 3am criticizing this
Poke00210 (8:08:32 PM): and yay sally struthers
Poke00210 (8:08:46 PM): i hate that fucking tard
Poke00210 (8:08:57 PM): heh, they said "anal"
Poke00210 (8:09:14 PM): and yeah, i'm sure an entire town has a contingency plan for people breaking up
Poke00210 (8:10:06 PM): good thing they're trying to corner the market on people like those who post things that I like to blog about on the SHoP
Poke00210 (8:10:17 PM): "bite me"
Poke00210 (8:10:20 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:10:27 PM): paris being biten four times
Poke00210 (8:10:42 PM): i want to spank liza weil
Poke00210 (8:10:49 PM): k.d. lang!
Poke00210 (8:11:19 PM): ooh chicks in pajamas playing boggle
Poke00210 (8:11:27 PM): OK a little late there, ya?
Poke00210 (8:11:51 PM): how the fuck did they work in DDR into gilmore girls
Poke00210 (8:12:05 PM): tard
Poke00210 (8:12:23 PM): all movie theaters recycle their popcorn, you cock
Poke00210 (8:12:34 PM): great, play the Taylor card
Poke00210 (8:12:55 PM): i'm changing, i'll be a second or two
Poke00210 (8:13:04 PM): no i should wiat, she's in the theater now w/luke
Poke00210 (8:13:24 PM): i don't think they're gonna wait until the :50 climax to break themup
Poke00210 (8:13:26 PM): them up
Poke00210 (8:13:43 PM): he needs time to think
Poke00210 (8:13:45 PM): and process
Poke00210 (8:13:58 PM): wow
Poke00210 (8:14:26 PM): surprising how much craziness is needed to offset lauren graham's hotness
Poke00210 (8:14:32 PM): damn
Poke00210 (8:14:34 PM): comercial
Poke00210 (8:18:34 PM): and now she's back from commercial break
Poke00210 (8:18:37 PM): and at work
Poke00210 (8:18:46 PM): handling this quite nicely
Poke00210 (8:19:30 PM): umm, yeah
Poke00210 (8:19:36 PM): opposable thunbs
Poke00210 (8:19:38 PM): thumbs
Poke00210 (8:20:11 PM): heh tequila again
Poke00210 (8:20:20 PM): d'oh! dudes going nuts
Poke00210 (8:20:26 PM): i wanna get some cashews
Poke00210 (8:20:50 PM): man this chick must be as crazy as all the rest of the chicks in fake-connecticut combined
Poke00210 (8:21:53 PM): umm, yeah. name the other guy
Poke00210 (8:21:56 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:22:11 PM): heh, her pin says "Sookie"
Poke00210 (8:22:21 PM): she's going for a walk
Poke00210 (8:22:58 PM): oh, and don't remind me about the stupidity of rich people having parties for their dolls
Poke00210 (8:23:06 PM): i remember mixing cereals in the dorms
Poke00210 (8:23:53 PM): the best was FTP at UC Davis... they had cracklin oat bran or something good like that
Poke00210 (8:24:14 PM): heh, chilton didn't provide socilization
Poke00210 (8:24:18 PM): shit
Poke00210 (8:24:31 PM): they're speaking too quickly
Poke00210 (8:24:44 PM): call you later different than see you later
Poke00210 (8:25:11 PM): "getting together" getting together
Poke00210 (8:25:23 PM): too much drama!
Poke00210 (8:25:26 PM): yay gilmore girls
Poke00210 (8:25:32 PM): "ask him to hang out sometime"
Poke00210 (8:25:53 PM): need juice
Poke00210 (8:26:35 PM): OK i missed quite a bit
Poke00210 (8:26:42 PM): ribbons for lorelai/luke shit
Poke00210 (8:26:48 PM): GOD THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
Poke00210 (8:27:07 PM): hollywood polarization... great
Poke00210 (8:27:45 PM): whoa, lorelai getting the brush off
Poke00210 (8:27:46 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:27:59 PM): heh, typical female exaggeration
Poke00210 (8:28:27 PM): "all in"
Poke00210 (8:28:39 PM): i guessing the poker thing has permeated Stars Hollow
Poke00210 (8:28:40 PM): whoa
Poke00210 (8:28:40 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:28:51 PM): "i can't be in the relationship... too much!!!"
Poke00210 (8:28:53 PM): damn!
Poke00210 (8:29:08 PM): that was somewhat unexpecte
Poke00210 (8:29:09 PM): d
Poke00210 (8:29:10 PM): unexpected
Poke00210 (8:29:28 PM): although i suppose there wouldn't have been any otherplace to do it
Poke00210 (8:29:32 PM): in the hour i mean
Poke00210 (8:31:00 PM): ooh, found the video for Motorcycle's "As the Rush Comes?"
Poke00210 (8:31:29 PM): japanese chick?
Poke00210 (8:31:45 PM): ooh, she looks like sheryl crow
Poke00210 (8:31:54 PM): tattoos!
Poke00210 (8:32:11 PM): gonna have to cut this short...
Poke00210 (8:32:53 PM): this chick is cute
Poke00210 (8:33:02 PM): and dammit, SixH is online...
Poke00210 (8:33:26 PM): OK reba is previewing... i'll put Motorcycle back on later
Poke00210 (8:34:24 PM): and now she's going to see that dude
Poke00210 (8:34:37 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:34:55 PM): he invited her to poker night!
Poke00210 (8:35:31 PM): shit
Poke00210 (8:35:34 PM): $2000
Poke00210 (8:35:38 PM): little shit kids
Poke00210 (8:35:41 PM): mother joke
Poke00210 (8:36:31 PM): they're writing dudes pretty well\
Poke00210 (8:36:40 PM): ha ha, little chicks w/their dolls
Poke00210 (8:37:24 PM): what part of the dollie is the boo-boo
Poke00210 (8:37:27 PM): heh that was funny
Poke00210 (8:37:40 PM): ass, esq.
Poke00210 (8:37:48 PM): heh
Poke00210 (8:37:55 PM): affidavit
Poke00210 (8:37:55 PM): for perspective husband
Poke00210 (8:37:57 PM): great
Poke00210 (8:38:13 PM): why wouldn't she have left?
Poke00210 (8:38:15 PM): that's retarded
Poke00210 (8:38:41 PM): LOL
Poke00210 (8:38:43 PM): he has a car w/a driver
Poke00210 (8:39:07 PM): ooh, rory in catherine boots
Poke00210 (8:39:17 PM): she's in bed and crying again
Poke00210 (8:39:49 PM): umm, yeah it's not over
Poke00210 (8:39:56 PM): they have 10 minutes until the climax
Poke00210 (8:40:26 PM): nice job with the whole abandoning your inn for your personal breakdown
Poke00210 (8:40:29 PM): WTF?
Poke00210 (8:40:31 PM): this is a dream
Poke00210 (8:41:07 PM): hey this is a really cool dream sequence!
Poke00210 (8:41:14 PM): is her head gonna explode
Poke00210 (8:41:15 PM): ?
Poke00210 (8:41:26 PM): oh man!
Poke00210 (8:41:28 PM): that was fucking cool!
Poke00210 (8:41:50 PM): damn rory's hot!
Poke00210 (8:41:54 PM): i like curly hair
Poke00210 (8:42:02 PM): get her tequila
Poke00210 (8:42:03 PM): !
Poke00210 (8:42:25 PM): can rory buy bourbon?
Poke00210 (8:42:28 PM): Stupid Taylor!
Poke00210 (8:42:44 PM): oh man, nice boots!
Poke00210 (8:42:58 PM): catherine is dreamy
Poke00210 (8:43:12 PM): LOL change the toothbrush
Poke00210 (8:43:16 PM): that wasn't annoying
Poke00210 (8:43:40 PM): and that's somewhat of an abuse of a friend's driver
Poke00210 (8:43:55 PM): "take piano lessons or sometrhing!"
Poke00210 (8:44:27 PM): that didn't sound very threatening
Poke00210 (8:44:41 PM): is this a cujo meets superman kinda thing?
Poke00210 (8:44:51 PM): yay jack and bobby
Poke00210 (8:44:55 PM): OK motorcycle time
Poke00210 (8:47:19 PM): oh dammit, i should've gone to Ruby Skye that time to see Motorcycle! this chick is yummy
Poke00210 (8:48:17 PM): SHIT THAT WAS A SHORT-ASSED BREAK
Poke00210 (8:49:14 PM): umm, with a hybrid like the prius, you probably should take it to the dealer
Poke00210 (8:49:20 PM): yay for your retarded village
Poke00210 (8:49:54 PM): do i need to point out how nazish it is that the whole town falls into line w/taylor dosie's stupid schemes?
Poke00210 (8:50:15 PM): i guess that was the only real way to work black people into Gilmore Girls
Poke00210 (8:50:21 PM): a black driver
Poke00210 (8:50:23 PM): OK 50mins
Poke00210 (8:50:41 PM): she's making a phone call!
Poke00210 (8:51:16 PM): probably not a good idea to babble, crazy-hot-woman
Poke00210 (8:51:39 PM): blah blah blah best friend
Poke00210 (8:52:00 PM): normal people in normal towns pick up phones and yell at crazy people by now
Poke00210 (8:52:13 PM): they're writing Lauren Graham pretty well
Poke00210 (8:52:38 PM): that wasn't too good of a climax
Poke00210 (8:52:55 PM): OK here, see good idea... have her go over to him
Poke00210 (8:53:07 PM): oh, just to erase the message
Poke00210 (8:53:35 PM): OK now that was a shitty climax
Poke00210 (8:53:46 PM): and really, where the fuck was luke?
Poke00210 (8:54:13 PM): LOL "hang out" was kinda vague
Poke00210 (8:54:20 PM): tard, you should've told her what you were doing
Poke00210 (8:54:43 PM): wow rory got hot fast
Poke00210 (8:55:19 PM): "thanks for feeding frank"
Poke00210 (8:55:23 PM): wow
Poke00210 (8:55:28 PM): our rory's all growns up!
Poke00210 (8:55:38 PM): she's growns up and she's growns up and she's growns up!
Poke00210 (8:56:22 PM): but you just did cry and fall apart and have your ex-BF come over
Poke00210 (8:56:43 PM): hmm, moment of clarity
Poke00210 (8:57:02 PM): OK that was a good ending
Poke00210 (8:57:22 PM): and i like Agressive Rory
Poke00210 (8:57:37 PM): stay chuned for scenes from our next episode
Poke00210 (8:57:44 PM): DAMMIT NO AMAZING RACE TONIGHT =(
Poke00210 (8:59:44 PM): if your dog swallowed your phone you could always, oh i don't know, disembowel yourdog
Poke00210 (8:59:50 PM): OK that was unnecessary
Poke00210 (9:00:02 PM): i'd like to apologize for that
Poke00210 (9:00:25 PM): but on a related note, i would like to impale CZJ
Poke00210 (9:00:35 PM): Next week...
Poke00210 (9:00:54 PM): Fresh New girlmore girls
Poke00210 (9:00:56 PM): yay
Poke00210 (9:00:59 PM): OK
Poke00210 (9:01:02 PM): will see you next week
Poke00210 (9:01:33 PM): unless i find it in myself to 3am criticize The Apprentice
Poke00210 (9:01:49 PM): and since when is moira kelly a mom?!? dude, she's hot
Poke00210 (9:01:54 PM): and this show is kinda stupid looking
Poke00210 (9:02:07 PM): yay rich people
Poke00210 (9:02:28 PM): does this stupid show have a cool theme song at least?
Poke00210 (9:02:41 PM): this isn't very cool
Poke00210 (9:02:45 PM): ooh, sophia bush
Poke00210 (9:02:48 PM): barry corbin!
Poke00210 (9:03:01 PM): moira kelly got old =(
Poke00210 (9:03:14 PM): OK i aint' watching this shit
Poke00210 (9:03:18 PM): Tristan!
Poke00210 (9:03:55 PM): yeah i don't get this show, don't really wanna bother.

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JihadJimmy (12:10:51 PM): whoa, how'd witty sex kitten find us? she doesn't have trackbacks
SixHertz (12:11:18 PM): a post you left her in December.
JihadJimmy (12:11:34 PM): oh oh oh
JihadJimmy (12:11:49 PM): i think you should start garnering boob pics like ehowa
JihadJimmy (12:11:58 PM): from chicks
SixHertz (12:11:59 PM): yeah, there you go.
SixHertz (12:12:12 PM): with "SHoP" painted on their boobies?
JihadJimmy (12:12:19 PM): yes, but chicks
SixHertz (12:12:22 PM): maybe the 'o' can be their nipple.
SixHertz (12:12:37 PM): My parents'll love that.
JihadJimmy (12:12:53 PM): please for the love of God confirm that you want chicks and not guys to send in boobie pictures
JihadJimmy (12:12:57 PM): oh yeah, parents, huh
SixHertz (12:12:59 PM): I really wish I could've erased their memory of the SHoP.
SixHertz (12:13:02 PM): hahaha
JihadJimmy (12:13:33 PM): oh! i think my dad found either SHoP (uh oh) a/o xanga (all hands abandon ship! all hands abandon ship!)
SixHertz (12:13:53 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (12:16:26 PM): and heh
JihadJimmy (12:16:33 PM): this chick i've been e-mailing?
JihadJimmy (12:16:45 PM): (met her on CL, physician heal thyself)
JihadJimmy (12:16:59 PM): i think she found xanga and the SHoP through my yahoo profile
SixHertz is idle at 12:17:10 PM.
JihadJimmy (12:17:11 PM): since i e-mailed her from yahoo
SixHertz (12:17:38 PM): hahah, what she think? She stop emailing you?
SixHertz is no longer idle at 12:18:00 PM.
SixHertz is idle at 12:20:23 PM.
SixHertz is no longer idle at 12:30:12 PM.
JihadJimmy (12:32:35 PM): no i dunno, i was gonna give her a call later today
SixHertz (12:33:18 PM): ooOOOooo. Darmok, his arms open.
JihadJimmy (12:33:27 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (12:33:30 PM): oh shit
SixHertz (12:33:39 PM): or, timbah, his arms open.
JihadJimmy (12:33:53 PM): OK are we gonna have a star trek nerd-war?
JihadJimmy (12:34:04 PM): i don't think i can do this as well as i could've 10 years ago
SixHertz is idle at 12:34:39 PM.
JihadJimmy (12:34:58 PM): THERE... ARE... FOUR LIGHTS!!!
SixHertz (12:39:30 PM): hahahah
SixHertz (12:40:14 PM): I WILL NOT YIELD!
SixHertz is no longer idle at 12:40:22 PM.
SixHertz is idle at 12:45:17 PM.
JihadJimmy (12:47:34 PM): Yes, I do indeed concur. Absolutely. Wholeheartedly.
SixHertz is no longer idle at 12:48:30 PM.
SixHertz (12:49:17 PM): i like chicken, i like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.....
SixHertz (12:49:20 PM): meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
JihadJimmy (12:50:13 PM): dude, yeah, that was a stupid fucking episode
SixHertz is idle at 12:50:36 PM.
SixHertz is no longer idle at 12:51:33 PM.
JihadJimmy (12:52:23 PM): It is green.
SixHertz (12:53:24 PM): ah, yes, an actual Dyson's Sphere!
JihadJimmy (12:53:33 PM): The USS Interrprise! No bloody "A," no bloody "B," no bloody "C," and no bloody "D!"
SixHertz (12:53:41 PM): AHAHAHHAAH
SixHertz (12:54:02 PM): Kirk. Enterprise.
JihadJimmy (12:54:36 PM): And it appears... as if you have found him.
JihadJimmy (12:54:45 PM): (to be continued)
SixHertz wants to send file Family Guy - Star Trek.mpg (12:54:52 PM).
JihadJimmy (12:55:14 PM): OK in the last quote, who said it, and who is the antecedent for "him"
JihadJimmy (12:55:15 PM): ?
SixHertz (12:55:24 PM): can you not accept file transfers?
JihadJimmy (12:55:31 PM): not sure why it's not going through
JihadJimmy (12:55:51 PM): http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/hearts/HeartWTF.jpg
SixHertz (12:55:55 PM): lol
SixHertz (12:56:12 PM): I believe I will over-geek you on that one, buddy.
JihadJimmy (12:56:20 PM): hit me w/your best shot
SixHertz (12:57:01 PM): it is "And it appears... that you have found him....captain picard" - Mr. Spock....in "Reunification"
SixHertz (12:57:03 PM): BAM!
SixHertz (12:57:10 PM): OH FUCK YEAH!
SixHertz (12:57:16 PM): DAMN I'M GOOD!
JihadJimmy (12:57:40 PM): did you have to look that one up?
SixHertz (12:57:46 PM): /me humps the computer screen
SixHertz (12:58:04 PM): oh fuck no. No self respecting star trek geek would even have to.
JihadJimmy (12:58:06 PM): <==== throws up on keyboard
JihadJimmy (12:58:08 PM): good man
JihadJimmy (12:58:14 PM): i was afraid there for a split second
JihadJimmy (12:59:30 PM): i kinda stopped watching during DS9, when they started in w/the war
SixHertz (12:59:39 PM): that's when DS9 got good.
JihadJimmy (12:59:39 PM): never picked up voyager
JihadJimmy (12:59:45 PM): and not enterprise
SixHertz (12:59:47 PM): voyager blew until the last season or two.
SixHertz (12:59:53 PM): enterprise blows mouse dick.
JihadJimmy (1:00:10 PM): the theme song is fucking gay-tarded
SixHertz (1:00:35 PM): I dunno. I get the overwhelming urge to spooge all over myself when I hear it.
JihadJimmy (1:00:53 PM): and yeah, isn't that a combination of gay and retarded?
SixHertz (1:00:59 PM): yah
SixHertz (1:01:31 PM): damn file transfer.
JihadJimmy (1:02:07 PM): OK F-Marry-Kill: Lt. Jadzia Dax, Dr. Beverly Crusher, Ensign Ro Laren
SixHertz (1:02:38 PM): i never played this game.
JihadJimmy (1:02:42 PM): really?
SixHertz (1:02:44 PM): no
JihadJimmy (1:03:31 PM): i'll name off three women, and you put them in the order of which one you want to F, which one you want to Marry, and which one you want to Kill
JihadJimmy (1:03:49 PM): notice how i'm keeping it PG-13 rated for the SHoP later
SixHertz (1:04:04 PM): oh god, you're putting this on SHoP?
JihadJimmy (1:04:06 PM): ideally, the one you Marry you don't really F
SixHertz (1:04:14 PM): aww, man.
SixHertz (1:04:26 PM): what's the point, then?
SixHertz (1:04:27 PM): :D
JihadJimmy (1:04:31 PM): here's your cake. don't eat it.
SixHertz (1:04:42 PM): I'd want my Dax and eat it too.
JihadJimmy (1:04:45 PM): sorry... "here's your cake, but don't eat it"
JihadJimmy (1:04:48 PM): well yes
SixHertz (1:04:59 PM): But I'd definitely destroy Ro Laren.
JihadJimmy (1:05:14 PM): dude ensign ro had a nice butt
SixHertz (1:05:29 PM): dude ensign ro had a butt face
JihadJimmy (1:05:36 PM): beside the point
JihadJimmy (1:05:52 PM): that's why i'd go Ens. Ro, Lt. Dax, Dr. Crusher
JihadJimmy (1:05:56 PM): F-M-K
SixHertz (1:06:04 PM): hmmm....
JihadJimmy (1:06:17 PM): and i was a *huge* dr. crusher fan
SixHertz (1:06:18 PM): I woulda gone Dax, Crusher, Ro
JihadJimmy (1:06:34 PM): OK let's get a little more obscure
SixHertz (1:06:52 PM): I'm a sucker for brunettes with light-colored eyes.
JihadJimmy (1:07:35 PM): F-M-K: Lt. Cmdr. Shelby, Ens. Robin Lefler, Dr. Selar
SixHertz (1:07:58 PM): Dr. Selar? hmm....
SixHertz (1:08:29 PM): standby...finding now.
SixHertz (1:09:19 PM): oh god. hmm...
SixHertz (1:09:40 PM): Robin Lefler, Dr. Selar, Lt. Cmdr. Shelby.
JihadJimmy (1:09:47 PM): (for those of you scoring the game at home, if your teenage son or daughter is exhibiting similar behavior as seen on the SHoP, start saving up for MIT or CalTech or Harvey Mudd)
JihadJimmy (1:10:29 PM): i'd be either ens. lefler, dr. selar, lt. cmdr shelby
JihadJimmy (1:10:35 PM): or lefler shelby selar
JihadJimmy (1:10:58 PM): depending on if i was in the top heavy OCD/WSK mode
JihadJimmy (1:11:13 PM): but definitely F ensign lefler
SixHertz (1:11:22 PM): yeah. that part was easy.
JihadJimmy (1:11:27 PM): all these choadstains nowadays who have a hard-on for ashley judd???
JihadJimmy (1:11:33 PM): dude, we trekkers had her first
SixHertz (1:11:53 PM): HAHAHAHA
SixHertz (1:11:56 PM): choadstains.
SixHertz (1:12:23 PM): Let's not put this up on the SHoP, mmkay? :D
JihadJimmy (1:12:58 PM): pussy
JihadJimmy (1:13:29 PM): here look!!! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000171/
JihadJimmy (1:13:49 PM): Ashley Judd's first significant role was on ST:TNG
SixHertz (1:14:18 PM): aw hell yeah.
SixHertz (1:14:25 PM): :T
SixHertz (1:14:47 PM): that shows up as an emoticon.
JihadJimmy (1:15:35 PM): \ Y /
JihadJimmy (1:15:42 PM): how about that
SixHertz (1:15:46 PM): wanna see a picture of the girl I'm dating?
JihadJimmy (1:15:48 PM): that's kind of a stretch
JihadJimmy (1:15:59 PM): sure
SixHertz (1:16:07 PM): what's \ Y /?
JihadJimmy (1:16:27 PM): it's supposed to be a woman's pelvic area... i was calling you a pussy
SixHertz (1:16:37 PM): dork
SixHertz wants to directly connect (1:16:41 PM).
JihadJimmy (1:17:00 PM): in your font, it looks like a mangina, actually!
SixHertz (1:17:09 PM): how did you send that picture to me last night?
JihadJimmy (1:17:16 PM): i was using the apple chat client
SixHertz (1:17:18 PM): where it appeared in the text history screen?
JihadJimmy (1:17:28 PM): shit if i know
JihadJimmy (1:17:47 PM): ooh i should make another heart
JihadJimmy (1:18:03 PM): \ Y /
SixHertz (1:18:11 PM): LOL
SixHertz wants to send file Lisa & Chrissy.jpg (1:18:23 PM).
SixHertz (1:18:37 PM): dammit...not going through.
JihadJimmy (1:19:00 PM): wait, OK are you thinking it's a full frontal thing or a spread-eagled thing?
JihadJimmy (1:19:04 PM): now i can see it both ways
JihadJimmy (1:19:12 PM): that and i think i'm extra horny today
JihadJimmy (1:19:18 PM): no dice
SixHertz (1:19:21 PM): full frontal. but now I see both.
SixHertz (1:19:24 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (1:19:33 PM): you wanna just send an e-mail?
JihadJimmy (1:19:38 PM): \ Y /
SixHertz (1:19:45 PM): yeah.
JihadJimmy (1:19:53 PM): oh i like that one
JihadJimmy (1:20:05 PM): Soggy Brent will like that too
JihadJimmy (1:20:09 PM): where you sending?
SixHertz (1:20:21 PM): rhothetaphi
JihadJimmy (1:20:42 PM): package in play?
JihadJimmy (1:21:16 PM): and are you @ home right now?
SixHertz (1:22:11 PM): yah
SixHertz (1:22:20 PM): sent.
JihadJimmy (1:22:58 PM): whoa. holy shit
SixHertz (1:23:15 PM): she's cute, isn't she?
SixHertz (1:23:17 PM): I'm keeping her.
JihadJimmy (1:23:21 PM): holy jesus, yeah
JihadJimmy (1:23:32 PM): and i like the Don and Mike reference in your e-mail
JihadJimmy (1:25:19 PM): i'd say parker posey, only a lot prettier...
JihadJimmy (1:25:27 PM): she even has the Widow's Peak too
SixHertz (1:25:38 PM): yeah, you noticed that?
JihadJimmy (1:26:11 PM): oh yeah, that's one of my favorite things on a woman, besides a cute roman nose
SixHertz (1:26:47 PM): Really? I like noses, too.
JihadJimmy (1:27:32 PM): and even though we're talking about women, i feel somewhat gay
JihadJimmy (1:27:42 PM): i like bigger noses
SixHertz (1:27:43 PM): nahhh
JihadJimmy (1:28:13 PM): we're talking about widow's peaks and noses, not cleavage and crotch-notches
JihadJimmy (1:30:29 PM): \ Y ?
JihadJimmy (1:30:32 PM): fuck
JihadJimmy (1:30:36 PM): \ Y /

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Poke00210 (10:55:34 AM): yo
Poke00210 (10:55:42 AM): didn't get to work until 9:15
Poke00210 (10:55:44 AM): 2 hours late
Poke00210 (10:55:45 AM): shit
Tinkleflower (10:55:46 AM): yo negro. I blogrolled Witty Sex Kitten.
Tinkleflower (10:55:51 AM): oh shit!
Poke00210 (10:55:51 AM): ooh yeah
Poke00210 (10:56:02 AM): did you read her post about her tits?
Poke00210 (10:56:23 AM): i miss OCDs
Tinkleflower (10:56:23 AM): lol, no
Poke00210 (10:56:30 AM): funny post, i got a semi
Poke00210 (10:56:38 AM): brb
Tinkleflower (10:56:43 AM): oh holy jeez, I wanted to lick 'em
Tinkleflower (10:56:46 AM): ;)
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Poke00210 (11:01:22 AM): yeah wasn't that a fuckign hot-assed post?
Poke00210 (11:01:45 AM): i think i missed the point of the post, all i wanted to do was make out with the big-boobed blogger
Poke00210 (11:01:49 AM): brb
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Poke00210 (11:04:17 AM): now i want to see her in a cool body paint swimsuit
Tinkleflower (11:05:12 AM): hehe, I'm not into boobs anyhow...but I think we discussed that before. :D
Poke00210 (11:05:22 AM): yeah me neither
Poke00210 (11:05:36 AM): but for some reason i'm thinking about biting nipples now
Tinkleflower (11:05:39 AM): I'm REALLY big into face, asses, legs.
Poke00210 (11:05:48 AM): yeah legs/butts for me
Poke00210 (11:06:07 AM): OK this definitely degenerated into a xanga post
Tinkleflower (11:06:17 AM): yeah, no ShoP post here.
Tinkleflower (11:06:22 AM): :D
Poke00210 (11:07:01 AM): well i could, but it'd look pretty much like "[CENSORED]?" "oh yeah, i like [CENSORED]"
Tinkleflower (11:07:17 AM): AHAHAHHA